What would you get Obama for his birthday, and why?

Today is Barack Obama's birthday. What would you get Obama for his birthday, and why?
What do you get for the man who has everything?
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shakespearessister
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A brand new puppy!!!!!
get it?
i hope no one has said this yet, i want my unoriginal wit to be original. - 1 year ago
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shakespearessister
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Dmobile215
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Hate to break it down to most of you but he is a puppet I am giving you the heads up now. I am not going to battle anyone over this no more now all the Aint-Christ stuff I don't know about but as far as leaving America hanging like a damn sheet that is what I am referring to we are in debt and have nothing, REPEAT nothing we need jobs out here and not the ones that want to go through your whole damn life story that's going to tell you sorry we looking else were because I have been through electronic school, I have an act235 license firemarms. Shit I got to beg for a damn job the way things are I am tired when Reagan and Clinton was in office money was flowing and Bush fuc*ed everything up and Obamanomics is not making it any better.
Number 1 problem leave the damn people from Afghanistan alone.
Number 2 Take all the troops out of Iraq
Number 3 Make America safe because we are not safe in our own fu*king country after dark even in day, I had a guy try to rob me 3pm day time shit.Number 4 Keep your damn passports ready because we never know what is going to happen in 2012.. Who knows Disclosure on NASA true secrets or NASA really means Never A Straight Answer
- 1 year ago
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Dmobile215
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Seryj_Bog
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A new Congress.
Why
Because he has potential and the Democrats don't have the balls to do anything except worry about politics and the Republicans can't get their heads out of their asses long enough to do anything to help the country. - 1 year ago
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Seryj_Bog
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donkeyfly69
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Seryj_Bog:
lol he sounds like an angel with the world against him...
- 1 year ago
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donkeyfly69
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donkeyfly69
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a kick to the nuts
why?
because he deserves it!
- 1 year ago
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donkeyfly69
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Dmobile215
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Good topic damn he is a Leo, How about a cake with the name Barry Soetoro that would be good and have Dr James Manning sing happy birthday to him.
HAHA
- 1 year ago
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Dmobile215
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idyllchilde
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A Sarah Palin bobblehead doll: http://is.gd/eaDJV
- 1 year ago
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idyllchilde
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unclematt
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a big stick to carry while he walks softly
- 1 year ago
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unclematt
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CalgarC
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a copy of the constitution...
- 1 year ago
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CalgarC
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dabne
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A republican scandal to distract from the coming mid-term slaughter of Dem incumbents
- 1 year ago
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dabne
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toyotabedzrock
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dabne:
http://current.com/news/92590583_police-start-nationwide-search-for-scamtastic-g...
http://current.com/news/92590009_gop-politician-confirms-what-was-long-suspected...
http://current.com/news/92590630_is-there-a-coup-in-the-maine-tea-party-tpmmuckr...
WISH GRANTED X3!
- 1 year ago
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toyotabedzrock
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insaintity
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I'd get him some bolt cutters, so he could break the chains of the Prison Industrial Complex which are holding him inside this current profiteer paradigm.
- 1 year ago
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insaintity
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donkeyfly69
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insaintity:
why? i'm sure he spent good money on those chains
- 1 year ago
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donkeyfly69
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notrepublican
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A cake.
- 1 year ago
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notrepublican
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randallr01
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For Obama's Birthday, Judge Walker overturned Prop 8! And THAT'S the best gift anyone could give the President.
It works well either way. If Obama is truly against Marriage Equality, the gift is EVEN BETTER.
- 1 year ago
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randallr01
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Nephwrack
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randallr01:
if he's against marriage equality why did he declare a national lgbt month?
- 1 year ago
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Nephwrack
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toyotabedzrock
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Nephwrack:
He is afraid of a repeat of the 2004 presidential race.
- 1 year ago
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toyotabedzrock
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donkeyfly69
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Nephwrack:
he didn't. he just renamed it. clinton declared june gay and lesbian month.
obama believes marriage is between a man and a woman. he has not once pushed for any marriage equality.
- 1 year ago
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donkeyfly69
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Pedroptz
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I would tell him to turn away, because all those people are only taking photos of his back.
I know i know..
- 1 year ago
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Pedroptz
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dand902
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A copy of the movie "Idiocracy" so he knows what direction not to steer this country
- 1 year ago
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dand902
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webmoocher
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dand902:
Yeah, you missed that mark by about 10 months.
- 1 year ago
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webmoocher
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estee_arie
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a thank you for shaking our country up and making kids realize they truly can be anything they want if they work hard :)
- 1 year ago
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estee_arie
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donkeyfly69
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estee_arie:
as long as they are related to other people in power
- 1 year ago
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donkeyfly69
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Sheeva
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If I could get Obama anything it would be a country united offering a day of respect. I think we're heading away from our goal as a nation striving for success. Obama deserves the same chance and respect that we're given each president before him. Half the time the news reporter call him Mr. Obama or just Obama instead of President Obama. Which is nothing more than a childish way to belittle him and his true position. I would like to give him just one day if I could of true respect. He deserves it, after all he is our President.
- 1 year ago
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Sheeva
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donkeyfly69
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Sheeva:
go tell that to an iraqi kid!
- 1 year ago
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donkeyfly69
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jaystyx
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A party that knows how to use its majority in the house and senate
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jaystyx
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derk
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I'm pretty sure he wants the same thing I do: For someone to unplug Fox News ...
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derk
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Buddha2112
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One way ticket to visit the front lines.
- 1 year ago
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Buddha2112
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petarro
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A transcript of his promises, maybe he will remember...
- 1 year ago
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petarro
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jus_B
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petarro:
haha that's great.
- 1 year ago
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jus_B
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Stoneyroad
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I would get him the 2 things my budget will allow for. Jack + Shit .
It's hard enough buying presents for children i'm actually related to.
But if i get invited to a White House pool party i'll show up with the blue-ray of the 1st season of Jersey Shore. - 1 year ago
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Stoneyroad
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Kaveh_Kompani
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Noise canceling headphones so he wouldn't have to listen to all the bullshit in congress.
- 1 year ago
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Kaveh_Kompani
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jr106
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A clue because he needs to get one
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jr106
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halighsquared
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some lawn gnomes
specifically this sexy one.
- 1 year ago
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halighsquared
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JohnA
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A trip to Athens to ask the Greek legislature how their economic policies are working out for them.
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JohnA
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JanforGore
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A copy of "The World According To Monsanto" to watch while he and his family eat from their organic garden.
- 1 year ago
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JanforGore
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CalgarC
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JanforGore:
havent seen that one yet :D now i know what to watch
- 1 year ago
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CalgarC
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JStation
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I'd deliver a nice bouquet of flowers with a singing telegram!
"Thank you, Dear Obama,
We're all glad that you're here!
Now, please stop playing basketball
and get your *** out here.BP has ****** up everything,
The market's in a hole!
Stop posing for the cameras
And do what you once told!" - 1 year ago
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JStation
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SarahAna
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By the looks of that picture, I will get him some hair dye. In soft black, touch of gray.
- 1 year ago
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SarahAna
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andreii
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SarahAna:
Haha yeah it was not like that while he was campaigning...
- 1 year ago
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andreii
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EmperorThan
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A bucket full of sadness, because I'm a regifter.
- 1 year ago
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EmperorThan
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pjacobs51
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I would give him this poster, a copy of "The Age of Stupid" and maybe a bag of weed . . . just a reminder of who got him into office in the first place.
- 1 year ago
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pjacobs51
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ScottyT
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I'm too broke to buy him anything.
BTW, I wonder if North Koreans ask this question about their dear leader?
- 1 year ago
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ScottyT
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bc_f [removed]
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ScottyT: This comment was removed as a violation of community guidelines.
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bc_f [removed]
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ScottyT
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bc_f:
You got me. I should have said "edit" instead of BTW...it just came across as a creepy question, that's all.
- 1 year ago
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ScottyT
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flyingkick
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i had such high hopes for bfd, lol
- 1 year ago
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flyingkick
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olddogdaddy
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a whistle; so he could 'blow the whistle' on the self aggrandizing criminals at the highest levels of government!
- 1 year ago
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olddogdaddy
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