What would you get Obama for his birthday, and why?

A brand new puppy!!!!!

get it?
i hope no one has said this yet, i want my unoriginal wit to be original.

Hate to break it down to most of you but he is a puppet I am giving you the heads up now. I am not going to battle anyone over this no more now all the Aint-Christ stuff I don't know about but as far as leaving America hanging like a damn sheet that is what I am referring to we are in debt and have nothing, REPEAT nothing we need jobs out here and not the ones that want to go through your whole damn life story that's going to tell you sorry we looking else were because I have been through electronic school, I have an act235 license firemarms. Shit I got to beg for a damn job the way things are I am tired when Reagan and Clinton was in office money was flowing and Bush fuc*ed everything up and Obamanomics is not making it any better.

Number 1 problem leave the damn people from Afghanistan alone.
Number 2 Take all the troops out of Iraq
Number 3 Make America safe because we are not safe in our own fu*king country after dark even in day, I had a guy try to rob me 3pm day time shit.

Number 4 Keep your damn passports ready because we never know what is going to happen in 2012.. Who knows Disclosure on NASA true secrets or NASA really means Never A Straight Answer

A new Congress.
Why
Because he has potential and the Democrats don't have the balls to do anything except worry about politics and the Republicans can't get their heads out of their asses long enough to do anything to help the country.

a kick to the nuts

why?

because he deserves it!

Good topic damn he is a Leo, How about a cake with the name Barry Soetoro that would be good and have Dr James Manning sing happy birthday to him.

HAHA

A Sarah Palin bobblehead doll: http://is.gd/eaDJV

a big stick to carry while he walks softly

a copy of the constitution...

A republican scandal to distract from the coming mid-term slaughter of Dem incumbents

I'd get him some bolt cutters, so he could break the chains of the Prison Industrial Complex which are holding him inside this current profiteer paradigm.

A cake.

For Obama's Birthday, Judge Walker overturned Prop 8! And THAT'S the best gift anyone could give the President.

It works well either way. If Obama is truly against Marriage Equality, the gift is EVEN BETTER.

I would tell him to turn away, because all those people are only taking photos of his back.

I know i know..

A copy of the movie "Idiocracy" so he knows what direction not to steer this country

a thank you for shaking our country up and making kids realize they truly can be anything they want if they work hard :)

If I could get Obama anything it would be a country united offering a day of respect. I think we're heading away from our goal as a nation striving for success. Obama deserves the same chance and respect that we're given each president before him. Half the time the news reporter call him Mr. Obama or just Obama instead of President Obama. Which is nothing more than a childish way to belittle him and his true position. I would like to give him just one day if I could of true respect. He deserves it, after all he is our President.

A party that knows how to use its majority in the house and senate

I'm pretty sure he wants the same thing I do: For someone to unplug Fox News ...

One way ticket to visit the front lines.

A transcript of his promises, maybe he will remember...

I would get him the 2 things my budget will allow for. Jack + Shit .
It's hard enough buying presents for children i'm actually related to.
But if i get invited to a White House pool party i'll show up with the blue-ray of the 1st season of Jersey Shore.

Noise canceling headphones so he wouldn't have to listen to all the bullshit in congress.

A clue because he needs to get one

A trip to Athens to ask the Greek legislature how their economic policies are working out for them.

I'd deliver a nice bouquet of flowers with a singing telegram!

"Thank you, Dear Obama,
We're all glad that you're here!
Now, please stop playing basketball
and get your *** out here.

BP has ****** up everything,
The market's in a hole!
Stop posing for the cameras
And do what you once told!"

By the looks of that picture, I will get him some hair dye. In soft black, touch of gray.

A bucket full of sadness, because I'm a regifter.

I'm too broke to buy him anything.

BTW, I wonder if North Koreans ask this question about their dear leader?

i had such high hopes for bfd, lol

a whistle; so he could 'blow the whistle' on the self aggrandizing criminals at the highest levels of government!