The New York Times says we need a new word for hipsters. What should it be?

Wow, the media has a sense of humor about serious societal issues, what a concept?

Simply as a measure of their overall positive impact on society, I would suggest "Blipsters."

classic... i honestly never understood how anybody could dress like that and show their face in public. the fad is sweeping the world. in argentina they have the 'floggers'... google it. i live in a metro city and watch the army of clones wearing skinny jeans, converse shoes, v-neck shirts, plaid sweaters, beanie caps, thick-rimmed glasses, etc. but the true essence of a 'hipster' lies in their disingenuous attitude and fake persona. sadly... the "cool kids" are not 'cool'.

I vote for "dickheads."

do nothing-go nowhere-have no feelings-sorry excuse for people type douches?

How about just 'posers'? Most just put plugs in their ears and get dumb tattoos that they believe are 'deep' just to fit in... Just like every other re-hashed fad. Can't wait til this one dies.

White peoples.

The Un-hipsters ; more taste,....less caffeine ?

Douchbaggery.... its catchy and descriptive..

Trendasites. Trendsteppers. Trendisciples. Trendoids. MeMes.MeMenews.
G-spotshoppers. Nouveau-retros. Poserpilots. Pompusposers. Pompusposerpilots. Prigdiddles. Nattyfetchits. Chargeits.Rummage-sailers.
Post-urban Fancynancies ? Dandyfancies? Post-urban-retro-sexual Dandyfancynancies ?

Mallthatnwhores ?

Narcissisters and Trendyboys ?

What exactly makes a hipster? Someone into "hipster" things? Is it not possible to genuinely enjoy photography, indie music, or dress the way "hipsters" do? I like many of these things, although I dont do the social network thing..this and YouTube are my social networks haha. But, when you hate and poke fun at people for these things, you're no better than these generic hipsters who are apparently so judgmental.

" " would suffice..... they dont deserve the amount of attention we are giving them by labeling them...... just another thing for them to complain about

Scenesters.

It's probably some obscure word you've never heard of before.

How about 'dipshitsters'?

Why do we need a new word for 'Hipster'? Does the New York Times think Hipster doesn't convey the level of hate they deserve or something?

can't we just put them in the same class as douchebags and douchettes

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