What's the first thing you would do during a UFO invasion?

I would gather information by word of mouth, working communication resources. I would prepare to help humanity to survive. If their is no aggression I would participate in building a common good.

Bad guy aliens?
I would hide- I'm no hero.
I'd horde canned goods and other non-perishables, and stay in my humble home.

Good guy aliens?
I would stand in line with the rest of the people wanting to meet them, work with them, travel with them, and learn from them.

Steven Hawking was wrong: If aliens ever do visit, they are far more likely to be peaceful, not violent.

Try to escape through the "Stargate".

Take them to my leader.

Say I got robbed for going to see this movie because it was nothing like it.

y do people assume that aliens will only come to earth to invade???

Pray, run, hide, I don't know...

I would call back, Oi! It's ME... Scotty, can ya beam me up!

BEAM ME UP SCOTTY... I got that a lot when working in the bar at Denny's

You guys are so funny :)

Convert to Scientology.

It's probably their people. :P

I would ask if I could get 1st rights to writing the script....

Not go to the theaters and see Battle: Los Angeles.

I would go find all the libertarian idiots and ask them how the hell they are doing now that the shit has hit the fan.

I would be ever so grateful for the bullshit (or so my short-sighted small mind had imagined) weaponization of space, and all the resources and lives our wise leaders had flushed down the toilet to feed the military industrial complex.

Then I would go to the nearest military recruiting station and sign up to fight me some bad guys Hollywood style.

send my son to another planet before my planet gets destroyed

call my friends and buy a few expensive bottles of wine.

I'd ead to Bar Karma to reshuffle the deck

... introduce them to Watson the IBM computer!

Drink.

masturbate

They're would obviously be an enlightened species that realized we didn't give a damn about the planet anyways. I'd ask them to take me with them.

assimilate

.
grab a jet plane
get over to the gold coast of australia
over to Burleigh Heads
and surf the point

then after
sit on the beach with a beer and a dozen big, fat beautiful
oysters from the cold waters of Tazi
and
hoe down a pile of mangoes

after that?
i don't care
i'm already in hog fat heaven...

Say screw it, and go to a movie!

Find my family and then grab my camera to take photos

Buy the biggest gun!

Find my family, get as much money from the bank that i possibly could, head for the mountains and lay low.

And by the biggest gun i could find!!

Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I would try to find my family. Family is number one in my book.

I think it would be all good!

I would wait for them to come out, then II would introduce myself!!!

grab my kids and go to the basement

Head to my favorite restaurant nearby and get a nice meal. There will be time for other things later, but gotta get some food before everything gets shut down.

Run and hide!!!!

I want to go the typical root (run, find weapons, hide in remote area searching for survivors every now and then), but I have I feeling I'd just wind up being fucked either way.

well hi everyone goodmornin.....ok so i dont believe in ufo or extraterestrial life ,but in the love for horror and sci fi movies.....i think i probably try and be much more in depth and deligent in the study of my faith....see whats going on around me during this time of unbelievable happenings, but most importantly gather all my loved ones and those who want to be with us and find a sustainable sancutary for all of us. Im from the southwest where there is miles and miles of brushcountry where im sure we could flee and be safe and try and remain deeply connected with my faith ,converse,and meditate with others on whats next..i think it woul be a day by day situation....This situation ofcourse all depends on if the invasion is violent,quick,slow,strange ...that sometimes effects our actions....interesting topic though...

Got news for you all, E.T.s have been here for a long time. How do you know were not all from somewhere else? Think about it, Apes, Adam & Eve, I don't buy it. Just a theory.

I'd try to connect with them telepathically.

smokes and booze, worth more than gold. When everyone is looting for LCD T.V.'s I am going for Gallons of Rum and Cartons of smokes. Belive me people would trade a kidney for a drink if the world were ending.

Hit the 5 freeway quickly... it really jams up all the way past Gorman... once you're out of the grapevine... it's clear all the way to Fresno...

Simple- "I for one welcome our new Alien Overlords and I'm sure you will need natives to root out there own kind".

Bend over and kiss my backside goodbye.

Hmmm what would I do if aliens came to town?...well i would take the words of teddy roosevelt to heart "Speak softly but Carry a big stick". So with that I would first stock pile weapons just in case the aliens turn out to be un-ET like. unlike others, NiceN, I would like to be prepared for that option that maybe the more advanced race is coming to take out other or enslave the other (referencing the imperialism era). Next I would then try to approach the aliens as allies for peace, and hopefully start an era of peace and knowledge between our two races. however if that doesn't work...well we have a hell of a lot of alien war movies to reference.

Any superior race that would come to Earth would probably not be looking for a fight. This said, I would gladly make friends with the Aliens and be instantly fascinated with their culture, technology, and intelligence. I would of course study their wisdom, build my own ship, and spread good karma, knowledge, and vibrations into the galaxy. Much like the ancient gods of the Mayans, I would give knowledge FOR FREE to all those whom seek it so, as it was and how it should always have been. These movies are just propaganda, only humans like to fight. They are only for entertainment and are as false as the desexualization of asian men in Hollywood.

Go find a shrink and see if I had lost my mind

it was annoying when current turned the BFD into commercials for their shows, but now the BFD is a ridiculous hypothetical conversation "presented" by a movie?

c'mon current, every time i get accustomed to the new corporate current, you slink even further down away from your awesome roots.

grab my family jewels and bolt down the rabbit hole...