If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Rubber-band man - stretch to limitless ends.

Time travel--tour Library at Alexandria, Globe Theater, pre-Columbian land then known as Turtle Island, now North America, see a dinosaur, hear a world with no machines or people in it, post-war US with dime stores and radio drama. I know about the rule about not messing with events, but I would probably go to the Ambassador Hotel in LA, June 1968, and see what I could do to interfere. Eventually I would probably return to my 1986 self, wear my metal gear to work at Target, listen to Judas Priest, go to every slasher flick at the local theater, buy all the great stuff that went extinct without warning. Would I come back to 2011? Probably not. The technology has passed me by, as it does with every generation, and NOW feels bad and wrong. Sorry to inject gloom into this fanciful thread, but if we were all happy with our lot, we wouldn't need super powers.

Teleportation or invisibility.

Invulnerability and a Tardis

I would take the power to manipulate sensual acuity. As in the ability to heighten peoples senses or to diminish or remove them completely. Including the ability to deaden nerves to pain or to subtly manipulate the senses to make an object or person imperceptible. Like invisibility but far far more kick ass. Ok I may have put alot of thought into this one.

It would have to be the power to make Republicans understand what it means to be human. That would solve so many other problems in the world.

Kiss Chasey Power!

The Gift of INNER HEALING.....to heal the greed from hubris....that everyone would have their needs met and half of their wants...anything left over would be divided as "profit-sharing" New Age Style!

Flying, definately flying... I know, it's simple.

My superpower would be to instantly change the world so that a politician, simply by making a campaign promise, will then have no choice but to fulfill the promise.

The ability to teleport through radio, satellite, and electric signals. Anywhere there was a radio, television, or even just electric outlet, I could zoom in and out of. This is actually part of my AJILIVIZION persona. My profile states my location being cyber-space.

teleport through dimensions so i culd b anywer in a matr of nano seconds. krshna style lol

immortality

Tear Man. My superpower would be based on other people's tears. If they are crying, my power would adjust to solve whatever is causing them to cry, outside of death. That's a power we could really use to fight modern slavery, financial slavery, bullying, and so many other problems I am probably unaware of.

i think i would like the power of the Phoenix with it i could

manipulate cosmic energies
transmigrate throughout time
it has mental abilities of cosmic scope, including telepathy and telekinesi
manipulate matter on a sub-atomic level and transmute elements
If the Phoenix is harmed or killed, it will form an "egg" of cosmic power, incubate in the White Hot Room, and hatch out completely healed

The only drawback is it corrupts a person with it's power so i would probably have to become a Republican

My super power would be to eliminate any super powers I had.

Shape shifting.

Its all a matter of the POWER LEVEL of the superpower,.....with virtually ANY power. "Flight" for instance,....with the maneuverability and speed of a balloon in a gentle spring breeze,....is NOT "Flight" faster than light that can allow you to navigate Alternate universes, and which basically functions as a kinetic shield etc. while traveling.

At "high levels",....I sort of dig GOD class Immortality/Agelessness/Regenerative powers,.....sort of being able to cop the attitude with the entire WORLD of man of
" You idiots carry on with your foolishness,....whatever,....I can afford to wait this out if I have to " sounds good .

The Mr. Fantastic flexibility shtick sounds kewl,....but I think thats just my perversion talking. ahem.

p.s. This is now "featured" at "Comic Book Universe" ; SUPER topic !

I think I would like a 'sword of compassion'. Spreading compassion throughout the land. What a better place the world would be, if so many didn't lack compassion for their fellow man.

I want all the superpowers.

(not cheating)

Knowing when someone is lying.

Telekinesis is the power that makes all of the other powers possible
if you have Telekinesis, you don't need any other power

What's the point in being bullet proof if you can stop the bullet in midair before it ever even gets anywhere close to you?
Why take the time to control what someone else thinks when you can just as easily move their body for them?
What good is the power to fly if you can simply lift yourself up off of the ground?
Why have super-strength when you could easily move any object without ever even touching it?

I'd want to be able to fly. Hands down.

No wait. Telekinesis. THAT way, I could move objects with my mind, including myself, and thus be able to also fly. (think Jean Gray or Xavier of X-Men)

I would like to have the super power of altering the greedy minds of most republican corporation owner or major stockholder,towards a more fair and balanced way of thinking.But I realize that I might have to stare straight into the minds of the Koch brothers and Robert Murdoch for up to 24 hours straight in order to achieve the results that we all seek as the working class.

I would choose the superpower of OMNISCIENCE. Just imagine knowing all solutions to all problems...AND LOTTERY NUMBERS! :-D

there are so many superpowers I would want that it's hard to pinpoint which one to pick but i can tell you which one's I wouldn't want

Toilet Paper Man the amazing ability to shoot endless amounts of toilet paper from his fingertips

Nose Hair Man: can grow nose hair faster than anyone, and seemingly at will.

Fuzzboy Sprouts incredibly soft and plush fuzz, lulling anyone into a false sense of security. Unfortunately, also highly flammable.

Difference boy can tell the difference between margin and butter

Dry girl the ablity to produce sand out of her vaginal cavity (this is more of a girlfriend I wouldn't want)

Hover Man He can't fly he can just hover and float there. About 2 inches off the ground. And it doesn't work over water.

Deja vu Man Can make everyone he meets believe they've been here before but they can't remember when or where?

The Exploder has the ability to explode, which is somewhat useful.. but only once.

Partially Invisible Boy kinda transparent, but clearly visible.

Don't Look at Me Man can go invisible...but only when nobody is looking

Shape-shifting.
Through shape-shifting, you get a bunch of bonus super-powers:
do you want to fly? become a bird.
Want to be invisible? become a fly on the wall.
Want to be immortal? become a baby, or a person of any age.

shape-shifter...totally

I would like a TARDIS, but if that is not a superpower, I would like the ability to just straight-up control timespace.

the power to manipulate time. and yes japanese porn has influenced my decision.

To cure stupidity.

What is this, Stranger Than Fiction? If you could have any superpower? That's the question?

I would like to be able to have impeccable spelling.

I want the superpower that forces people to speak truth on demand.

I'd like the Aquaman power of breathing under water. I don't like aqua-lung equipment hanging off me impeding my movement.

rofl the power of "winning"