Let's all get stoned and drunk and go kill each other.
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So, I've decided to do things a little different this year. I'm doing my New Years resolution for the month before New Years instead of after (who the hell lasts more than a month with those things anyways). So I'm not drinking till New Years eve, and then I'm gonna drink a whole bunch (if you see me New Years night wandering the streets talking to an invisible man about where to get some tacos please feel free to put me in a cab and send me home).
Anyways, in the spirit of sobriety, let's make fun of people that are drunk and high.
http://current.com/items/89584966/drunken_german_army_too_fat_to_fight_taleban.h...
Bahahaha... Wow, the German Army is too drunk and fat to fight the Taliban, what a great way to protest war - eat and drink yourself to the point of military uselessness. America, let's eat and drink our way to peace! Oh wait, oh yeah.. We're America, all we do is eat and drink. Well, keep it up America, you're doing a great job!
On to the more sinister side of war partying :
http://current.com/items/89586916/were_the_mumbai_terrorists_fueled_by_coke.htm
It looks like the terrorists that rampaged in Mumbai last week used injections of cocaine and LSD to help keep them going. Holy crap that is the scariest thing I can ever imagine - hate-filled coked-out war mongers tripping balls on a mission from god to destroy everything. The jihadists of yesteryear look tame compared to this new breed. I for one am terrified.
Finally, after all this partying.. What better to do than to have a spicy, steaming hot bowl of curry.
http://current.com/items/89569358/police_feed_curries_to_drugs_suspect.htm
After a suspect allegedly consumed his drug supply the police wanted to get their hands on it. Rather than be patient, they decided to feed him an array of curries to speed up the process. Those cops are going to be the happiest anyone has ever been about diarrhea. Gross.
So what's the lesson of all this? I guess it's... It's.... "War ain't no reason to stop the party; being force fed curry by police however, is."
Pictured: A group of party goers? Or a small army ready to unleash havoc?
Anyways, in the spirit of sobriety, let's make fun of people that are drunk and high.
http://current.com/items/89584966/drunken_german_army_too_fat_to_fight_taleban.h...
Bahahaha... Wow, the German Army is too drunk and fat to fight the Taliban, what a great way to protest war - eat and drink yourself to the point of military uselessness. America, let's eat and drink our way to peace! Oh wait, oh yeah.. We're America, all we do is eat and drink. Well, keep it up America, you're doing a great job!
On to the more sinister side of war partying :
http://current.com/items/89586916/were_the_mumbai_terrorists_fueled_by_coke.htm
It looks like the terrorists that rampaged in Mumbai last week used injections of cocaine and LSD to help keep them going. Holy crap that is the scariest thing I can ever imagine - hate-filled coked-out war mongers tripping balls on a mission from god to destroy everything. The jihadists of yesteryear look tame compared to this new breed. I for one am terrified.
Finally, after all this partying.. What better to do than to have a spicy, steaming hot bowl of curry.
http://current.com/items/89569358/police_feed_curries_to_drugs_suspect.htm
After a suspect allegedly consumed his drug supply the police wanted to get their hands on it. Rather than be patient, they decided to feed him an array of curries to speed up the process. Those cops are going to be the happiest anyone has ever been about diarrhea. Gross.
So what's the lesson of all this? I guess it's... It's.... "War ain't no reason to stop the party; being force fed curry by police however, is."
Pictured: A group of party goers? Or a small army ready to unleash havoc?
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N_Dank
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haha sickass post, who doesnt love getting fucked up though
- 2 years ago
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N_Dank
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Pericles_Lewnes
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I did this last year - again - besides, this was soooo 2001 and 2004 - if you get my drift...
- 3 years ago
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Pericles_Lewnes
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DeliaTheArtist
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Nice post! When I saw "Let's all get stoned and drunk and kill each other" on twitter, I pretty much had to check it out. Having fun blacking out on New Years- remember, be good- if you can't be good, be careful- and if you can't be careful, fuck it!
- 3 years ago
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DeliaTheArtist
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middle_east
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I guess there is no circle of people or any level of subcultures that drugs are not in, or cannot break into.
- 3 years ago
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middle_east
