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Sexy Old Porn: Hot Shots from 1970s Porn Movies!!

And just why you think the net was born? “Vintage Porn Logos” is a 2-min. short film that’s a nicely edited... more

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iNTERVIEW WITH COMEDIAN KYLE GROOMS POSTED THIS WEEK- GET WIT IT

Get Ready to laugh out loud with comedian kyle Grooms this week with Get wit it Magazine http://www.facebook.com/kylegrooms

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Japan loves Obama so much they gave him his own verb

Obamu: v. To proceed optimistically despite challenging obstacles. Really, Japan? According to CNNGo Tokyo, the... more

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Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb React to SNL Spoof (VIDEO)

Kathie Lee Gifford found no humor in the weekend SNL spoof of the late morning co-hosts of The Today Show.

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The Throne of Sadtopia

This is a seven-foot-tall throne made entirely of Famicom (NES) cartridges. Whoever sits in it becomes king for the day of the... more

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Buy my friendship - help me as I auction off myself as a pen-pal

I'm a low-down, broke-ass college student with a gold-mine of adventure stories and a dream to be known as that girl who... more

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WORKSHOP the Series - Episode 13 - "Feel Free To Improv"

WORKSHOP - Episode 13 - "Feel Free To Improv". Check out the Season 1 finale of WORKSHOP at... more

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Winning the Susan Boyle joke competition at a comedy night

In a Subo joke comp at a comedy night in ye olde Windsdor England I was Brazil

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Man-Man Episode 1

This animated series from Escape Pod Films tells the story of Population City's lousiest superhero: Man-Man. An official... more

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WHAT THE HECK - MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What the heck, Merry Christmas
By: Editorial

14/11/2009 1:00 AM | Comments: 0
Print E–mail Share ThisReport Error THE Christmas season these days seems to begin as soon as Halloween has finished. As soon as the last ghost and pirate and ballet dancer have doffed their costumes, and when children's tummies are still tender from too many treats, visions of sugarplums begin to dance in their heads.
So it should come as no surprise then that the 100th anniversary edition of Winnipeg's Santa Claus parade will held today at 5 p.m. Although some people call this rushing the season, it seems doubtful this year that many will complain, given the weather we have been having recently. The parkas, winter boots and toques that so often line the Santa Claus parade route can stay in storage this year if we get the weather that was being forecast as this was being written.

Elsewhere in today's paper, Aldo Santin reports the detail of this year's celebration and the traditions that have arisen around the parade over the years. The timing of this 100th anniversary that will precede Santa down Portage Avenue today is particularly appropriate. Not only will an early evening start mean minimal disruption for the businesses on the streets that are closed to accommodate it, but it allows the festivities to go well into night after Santa has ho-ho-hoed his way to the end of the parade, with block parties being planned and fireworks at The Forks.

And, when you think about it, is there anything wrong with rushing the season? Christmas over the years has become increasingly a secular as well as a religious celebration. Some Canadians, of course, do not celebrate it all, a few simply because they are Scrooges, but many of them because their personal religious beliefs lead them to the celebration of different events.

Those who see Christmas as a purely religious event are free to observe it as they fit. Those who see it as a season of good times and gift-giving can embrace that as enthusiastically as they choose.

But almost all Canadians can embrace Santa himself. He is the direct descendant of St. Nicholas, metaphorically, the boy-bishop of Myra in Turkey who in the fourth century was renowned for both his piety and his generosity. Santa today has become an international symbol of joy, celebration and generosity, the epitome of the much-maligned commercial Christmas. He embodies in a unique way both secular and the spiritual sides of the holiday.

Santa employs a lot of doubles to stand-in for him in the weeks leading up to Christmas, but except for the little boy in the song who claimed to have caught his mommy kissing Santa Claus under the mistletoe, no ever sees him on Christmas Eve. He will, however, be bringing up the end of the Santa Claus parade in Winnipeg tonight. Go take a look at him and get started on having a merry Christmas.

Republished from the Winnipeg Free Press print edition November 14, 2009 A18What the heck, Merry Christmas By: Editorial 14/11/2009 1:00 AM | Comments: 0 Print E–mail Share ThisReport Error THE... more

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The smile that never changes

Barack obama - the statue

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Diamonds Are Forever, But Human Teeth Are Disgusting

As long as Man polishes stones to woo women, the diamond will rein supreme. But diamonds are expensive and hard to find. And... more

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Current TV Calls Sarah Palin a TWILF and Gun-Ho | Snark Food

We've learned several new unflattering terms this morning and it's all because of Current TV and their apparent dislike... more

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Bud Adams Flips Off Buffalo Bills 22X and Counting

Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams had some whiskey and then enjoyed his team's win over the Buffalo Bills by giving them the... more

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Professional Jobs That Suck

Stressful Jobs That Pay Badly by Jessica Dickler Monday, November 16, 2009 1. Social Worker Median pay: $43,200 % who say... more

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Today's winner is.....

Deindra Shore has an unusual reaction after winning her prize. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FoD0cbZHDc

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Is it a lamp or a bikini ? Arousing photo. Optical illusion IQ test question.

http://www.interactivelunacy.com/lamporbikini.html If I hadn't mentioned the "lamp" you probably would have seen a... more

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Wanda Sykes Show v2.0 still crashes

The Wanda Sykes Show was marginally better in its second outing Saturday. If the trend continues, it will likely be decent just... more

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KY Burning Lube

In case you didn't think KY Warming Lube was hot enough... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKEdryikWcc

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Bro and Tell 1

As a student at the University of Colorado, I live in a tradition dorm. No, I’m afraid there is no Animal House style fraternity for yours truly, but don’t think that my experiences are any less interesting. As a dorm resident it is standard to have a roommate. While setting you up with a complete stranger seems a cruel thing for the school to do, such is the traditional college experience and it is hard for me to regret a thing when I know that I will be talking about mine for a long time.

I hesitate telling my story. For one, it is risky and I still have to live with the dude through May. Beyond that, he is a good guy; he and I are just very, VERY different. For the sake of discretion, Roommate will be known as Duffman in homage to the character from The Simpsons. As you’ll discover, the two are not so different.

I am unsure how far the phrase has spread, but Duffman is a textbook example of a Bro. If you’re unsure of the label, check out urban dictionary or the infamous youtube video Bro Rape. There are many things to talk about, and with the fact that there is no beginning and end to Duffman’s antics, I can only list them in the order they come to my mind:

I first met Duffman on move-in day this Fall. It’s 11am. My family opens my room’s door, carrying computer, bedding, books, and shower caddie, to find Duffman asleep. He rises up, shirtless, to expose his massive chest, large biceps, and a perfect, bronze tan. My mother and sister are seriously impressed. A first impression of Duffman is always what a hot piece of man he is.

The first thing I remember Duffman telling me about himself is that he loves to eat, and to this he does not lie. Three square meals a day he eats plates and plates of food from our dorm’s endless buffet. Between meals he has protein smoothies and pop-tarts. His mother frequently ships him care packages of cookies and other baked treats that last mere days. Every evening he goes to the gym with his muscle powder drink that contains 1000 calories alone. Through his workouts and his metabolism, the guy remains a god among men, with no body fat and deltoids that make Brad Pitt look like Pauly Shore.... read more through linkAs a student at the University of Colorado, I live in a tradition dorm. No, I’m afraid there is no Animal House style... more