No worries boys, 3-13 minute sex is in

As the self deprecating jokes have already been made, I am disappointed that so many men take this short a time. Foreplay, for me, is five solid hours of pleasing my numerous lovers, before initiating a twelve hour romp that takes us all the way to breakfast, where I cook free-range omelets and make coffee for everyone.

Why are people timing themselves having sex? Just go and pleasure your partner to the maximum of your ability. Do research and know your stuff. Time has nothing to do with it, if you have a mind-blowing experience.

That is all.

Hmmmmm....

That's all I can say on this subject :)

Um- if she's unsatisfied it's her own fault?

Read the signs dudeblackangel....

N'way I was saying, you need stamina, and stop moving around much get a rhythm and flow with the motion. Don't try to keep changing positions every minute unless all you got in you is three minutes.

And thats freebie advice, next time make an appointment.

"Come together ......right now"

p.s.

who cares if women cum?

for god's sake. what is with the computer voice narration? hasn't that been played out enough.... in the film 2001, and by Stephen Hawking. We get it, Current is cutting edge, i don't need a talking computer to remind me. get a real human. lame idea, and that person should be fired. Or in computer talk---"ter-mi-na-ted.

funny

Oh God this feels good. Too good. Must think about something ..... think about baseball..... accounting.... 2+2=4. 4+7=11. umm..... grocery list.... Carrots..... Eggs... MILK...... MILK! MIILLLLLKKKKK!

its like watching a movie. if the plot is interesting, a 3-hour flick will breeze by in what seems like seconds.

but if the story line is monotonous or the lead actor's voice is whiny and grates on your nerves, a 2-minute trailer can seem like an eternity. please, don't talk dirty to me with that voice!

the faster you get off, the more likely you are to spread your seed.
that's called a Darwinian success!

(pst...I was lying...)

wow, ...um thats something i wouldnt have said...bro just lie!!

anyways ( looking up like whoa!!) fella's look if you cant take care of your woman...i mean if need be, give me a shout. i know i have to study, and i know i might be busy, but i mean if you really love your women, but cant handle it like that...im available. only thing is, if you are playing the wingman....and she is not hot...im out!

if she is drunk, im out! if her breath stinks..im out. if your woman is like 87 years old...im really out!

if you are trying to get me to walk in the house to see if you are being profiled on to catch a predator...yea, im out!

just pm me! and pay my expenses.

And at just under 3 minutes, I am the Zen/Jedi Master!

Girls to me always seem to want me to lead and never tell me what they want. And i know after maybe 3-6 minutes of sex I'm done but i just know she's not even satisfied but i don't feel bad because she needs to speak up and tell her man what she wants and if she's unsatisfied its her own fault.

women are just jealous!!

Like relationships and people, sex is subjective. The whole thing can't, and shouldn't be "tested" for "norms" as it only leads to a "standard" in my opinion; I like individualism and unique personalities and to assume we all have sex the same would be to assume we all act the same, eat the same, think the same.... can you imagine how boring it would be to always know exactly what sex would be like with the potential partner? I'll pass on that thank you very much.

As for myself, well, without going into too many sordid details best left to the imagination... 3-13 minutes doesn't even get me outta first gear... I need at least 20 to hit cruising speed...

The key word here is foreplay, though.

I thought is was a race?

3-13 minutes? please!!!! thats too much pressure! 35-45 seconds is where its at! men dont suffer from premature ejaculation..women do!!

we are fine with it. time to get on the bus ladies!

I've found that if there is a high level of mutual comfort and communication, the girl will cum faster.

All I know is if you think you're done and she's still awake - you've got some more work to do...

How about being so in love with the person you are with that time stands still and you don't give a damn how long it takes?

Hmm, I wonder how accurate these tests were. Were the therapists in the room while conducted these studies? Because if they were, where can I apply for a job like that?

How about 3 x 13 minute sex with 20 minute intervals?

15 minutes would be better.