Alberto Gonzales can't get a job

he's bush crony # 287790, just another clown, who deserves to be in jail or hung, period. for NOT serving this country, its people, the constitution, and laws.

it's sad that we put up with such low standards, and these assholes get away with it all, when is there going to be accountability? wake up america!

i can't find a good job either & i'm not even a war criminal

What - Halliburton not hiring right now?

I can't recall, who was he again?

That's the best argument for the existence of Karma I've seen so far. The only thing that will make it better is when he's sharing a cell with W and Chenny is making him his bitch.

He'll do what all washed up lying politicians do...

he'll write a book about all the things he now remembers...and how he didn't have a part in any of it.

I hear Gitmo needs some waterboarders. (sounds better than it really is).

I'll bet his memory will be fully restored when impeachment comes into play. He's a "John Dean" type who'll do anything to avoid future prosecution.

oh there's plenty a market for liars, just not liars who get caught lying.

Oh, MM you had me crying with laughter with that first sentence!

LOL, MM!

However, he seems to have everything it might take to be an anchor, producer or program director at the FAUX "News" Channel.

I can't believe there is no market for liars. What a disappointment that must be for those in the administration who will soon be looking for employment.

If Kenneth Starr can become the Dean of Law at Pepperdine, I'm sure Alberto can get a great gig at Liberty University... and if not academia, maybe a replacement for when Judge Judy croaks...

"So what are you're credentials and experience in this field?"

"I don't recall. . . "

Failure to answer questions should have meant further investigation was necessary. Instead he got a free pass, 'no memory, no crime'?

What are they teaching the children? Corruption and lack of memory pays. No memory, no crime. It's not what you know, it's who you know. It's an 'Assault on Reason'!

The same people who pay for K street to run our government.

Well who the hell could aford that not speaking fee? I don't even think Halliburton has that kind of cash laying around.

The speeches are given at CLITA or Compulsive Liars Institute of Technology Anonymous meetings.

The money he's paid is for keeping his mouth shut about ALL the bad things his done and knows of.

Who would pay that man to speak? I didn't know he had the power of memory needed to even read a speach half a foot in front of his face.