Community | December 02, 2008 | 7 comments

Man assaults girlfriend with hot sweet potato pie

source: http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sfl-1202potatopie,0,5837005.story

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Martin County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a man who threw hot sweet potato pie in his girlfriend's face on Thanksgiving because he didn't like the food, according to a Sheriff's Office report.

On Thanksgiving, Christopher Ford, 46, went to his home on the 8400 block of Southeast Fern Street. When he got home he asked for something to eat, according to the report.

But Ford was upset with the meal his girlfriend fixed for him and they got into an argument in the kitchen. While arguing, Ford picked up the sweet potato pie his girlfriend had recently removed from the oven and slammed it into her face, according to the report.


I know from experience that when you have a girlfriend who makes you dinner, you say thank you, eat it, tell her how delicious it is (even if it isn't) and tell her you love her. If you don't do any of these things then there will be consequences, as this man has found out...
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7 comments // Man assaults girlfriend with hot sweet potato pie

  • blindwitness
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      blindwitness  

    • wow
      so how did the pie taste like?...
      but this is pretty interesting
      in a humorous way
      this maybe a terrible thing to say but
      the guy must be really committed
      to comedy to do such a thing
      (not really)

    • 3 years ago
  • arcticspirit
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      arcticspirit  

    • I shudder to think what this man will eventually evolve into. He didn't like the food so he burns his girlfriend's face with the dessert.

      If he gets married and he doesn't like dinner will he beat his wife until she is bloody, or until she can't see out of either eye?

    • 3 years ago
  • neocongo
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      neocongo  

    • This article I think could well represent a case study in liberal/conservative behavior. A conservative glances at the story and says "Ha ha ha dat gurl got pie on her fuggin face!" A liberal looks at the story, reads the link, realizes it's not funny at all, and spends the next hour trying to explain to the conservatives why.

      Kiss my PC ass.

    • 3 years ago
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