Raccoon bites off penis of attempted rapist

Bad news for raccoons, rapists tend to occupy high positions in church/government

every woman should have an anti rape raccoon in her purse

raccoon > pepper spray

haha fantastic!

It's actually a Sun article that seems highly suspect.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

I suddenly love raccoons!

Wow! I heard about this on the news and i was just like wow. Who rapes a raccoon? Why in the first place would this idea come to mind? You would have to be some sick twisted freak to have sex with a raccoon. Wow!

That raccoon is my hero. Justice in one swift bite, and most likely the dude will get rabies too.

the only thing i can say is ....""i hope the racoon had his shots!!!????(you definitly need protection from a rapist who goes around trying to rape a poor little racoon... this dude is real sick!!!!

add him to the Darwin Awards.. The Good news is he (or should I say it) cannot reproduce.

There are some sick people in this world.

Love bites.

Moral of this story for drunken males of either the good or evil persuasion: DON'T RISK ANYTHING GOD GAVE YOU ONLY ONE OF !!! In all fairness, without any gender bias: For drunken females who'd mistakenly want to chance taking on an animal with teeth like that, and a mask: GET YOUR EYES EXAMINED !!! You should know this: There's a reason why racoons don't visit the hotdog stand. So
if you realy have to ask, please, I can't bring myself to tell you. Apparently, since racoons are wild animals, they can kick ass too, even if they don't chew bubble gum. Here in Syracuse, New York, the new Times has a section on people like the hapless rapist in the news article. They call them Mensa rejects. (Mensa is a society for very high I.Q. people)

last time i check, attempting to even pick up a raccoon was ridiculous, this is almost an achievement.

this rocks. good for the raccoon.

Hahaha!!!!! Oh man.....

maybe this should become a new punishment for all rapists?

good job raccoon! honestly though, why are they bothering trying to fix the man? do we really need the "raccoon rape" gene passed on?

Anouncing a new minigame for Sly the Racoon on the PS3.

He looks like "The Man Who Can"

bites off penis. Hence, at least part of it must have been in the racoons mouth.

It was small enough to fit in a racoons mouth?

When will people learn?

Wild animal + body parts = bad.

Who says the raccoon was resisting? I think it was a botched blow job!

Didn't the Beatles write a song about this called
Cocky Raccoon?

I've heard this before unless this is a re-occurrence! haha

LOL!!! Easily the funniest thing I've read all day! It'll probably be the funniest for a while. I can't wait to tell my friends about this. So funny.

Drunk man got what he deserves. Instant karma indeed.

A raccoon, that's what you decide to go for? Well, then this guy is not only icky, he's really really dumb...but I guess that's kind of a given.

That idiot should have done his homework for his vile act. Raccoons will fight til the death.Had one in my garage one morning and it took 3 people and 3 nets to get him.

Why are so many men drawn to this sick behavior??!!

I laughed so hard when I read this.

What kind of absolute idiot would do this?

The kind who deserved getting his knob chewed off for it so it would appear.

So bizarre.

LOL

Wow, just wow!