Woody Harrelson claims he mistook photographer for Zombie
source: http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/10/woody.harrelson.zombie/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
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The TMZ photographer filed a complaint with police claiming the actor damaged his camera and pushed him in the face at La Guardia Airport, according to an airport spokesman.
"We're looking into this allegation and if it's warranted, we'll turn it over to the proper authorities," said Port Authority of New York and New Jersey spokesman Ron Marsico.
The photographer, who was not identified, captured the encounter on a small camera after his larger one was broken. Harrelson, who is being sued by another TMZ photographer for an alleged assault in 2006, did not deny his involvement.
"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.
"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said.
4/11 9:19 AM ET
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osiris326
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LOL that is funny stuff. I'm glad when actors fight back. People really need to get a life, who cares that Woody just got back from wherever, why do we need to see photos of him at the airport. Think about how pissed off you would get with people following you around in public all the time taking your picture.
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osiris326
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robertogrijalva
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i f*cking hate zombies!
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robertogrijalva
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eldamon
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Hey, it could totally happen - depending on what you were smoking just prior to the event.
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eldamon
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A flagrant zombie attack.
Perhaps it will yield a viable zombie defense. - 2 years ago
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SDLN
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I think at this point saying "I think he was with TMZ" is worse than saying "I think he was a zombie".
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SDLN
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timetide
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This man is my hero.
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timetide
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lapedro
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You might be seeing zombies, too, if you try his herb - "Woody Kush." Attack of the killer nuggets!!!
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lapedro
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Found_Avenue
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Yay! I love Woody Harrelson! He's hilarious!
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Found_Avenue
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hippisteve
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Don't Mess with The Woodman! He Will Fuck You Up~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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hippisteve
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eta
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woody's a class act, sincerely. i like how he interjected "quite understandably" to his statement.
this paparazzo boom needs to subside and these people need to find occupations that are more befitting of themselves and the reevaluation of culture. they are metaphorically zombies.
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eta
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grungem0nkey
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Woody is the man. I wonder if / hope his reason for the assault holds up in court.
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grungem0nkey
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fayemurman
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This is awesome! As a professional photographer, I loathe people making their living with TMZ and the like. This is a hilarious incident and the photographer had it coming.
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fayemurman
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MizPiz
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Just some protips incase you get attacked by some TMZombies.
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MizPiz
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ClipsFC
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MizPiz:
lol that's a hoot!
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ClipsFC
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Mikeysfake1
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He should have kicked that cameramans ass. You can't mess with Woody.
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Mikeysfake1
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Khidrock
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Man, I don't care what Woody Harrelson says or how crazy it seems, celebrities should not have to suffer through being stalked their entire lives for having a career in the public arts. It is disgusting, and short of murder I don't give a crap what happens to these photographers. How this is legal is beyond me.
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Khidrock
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Sundance02008
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Wood-man is cool.
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revolutioninamerica
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lets be fair to woody if you suspect someone might be a zombie you cant afford to think twice you just act...what if he really had been a zombie he would be a hero
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revolutioninamerica
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funnicus [removed]
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It is not legal to assault a zombie anyways is it? It would be abusing a corpse at least.
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ras_menelik
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funnicus:
@ the most......................
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ras_menelik
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MizPiz
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funnicus:
Well, generally speaking, zombies are always trying to eat people, so technically, its self defense.
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funnicus:
If you leave, they follow. Hey did you know Woody's dad is in Leavenworth Fed prison for killing a judge?
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ras_menelik
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funnicus:
Was
Charles HarrelsonHe was found unresponsive in his cell on March 15, 2007, having apparently died of natural causes.
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ras_menelik
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funnicus [removed]
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Woody get's the turtle award
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dreaddaze
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that pap cat is such a bitch they all are
cats with no life.
woody shoud have F$@k him up even more
put all of of them on a boat and
flame on.
GO WOODYpeace-in
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dreaddaze
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osixo6
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He really did just wrap up shooting for zombieland, my friend worked on it... and indeed he faces an onslaught of zombies (at an amusement park!) look for swinging boat rides to decapitate zombies
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osixo6
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el_chivo
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Good to know that I’m not the only one who thinks that zombies lives among us…or well, non-lives. Go Woody!
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el_chivo
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2muchinfo
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I have battled zombies both in the virtual world and the physical. From my experiences I have come to the conclusion that the cameraman is not a zombie (At the present time). Woody is not the type of person who should be battling zombies in any form.
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2muchinfo
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eden49
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Sure thing, these are paps...
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eden49
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nkeg87
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He didnt get the warning...
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nkeg87
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Mackenzie_Sheppard
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"Don't touch me like that Woody!"
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Mackenzie_Sheppard
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paulos
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HAAAAAAAAA that was the best excuse ever
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paulos
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ClipsFC
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http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/lohan%20eggs%20paparazzi_1100358
LINDSAY LOHAN continued her love-hate relationship with the paparazzi on Thursday night (09Apr09) by pelting them with eggs from her kitchen.
The newly-single 22 year old desperately tried to lose the snappers following her during a club-hopping night out in Hollywood, and when she couldn't, she ended the evening by attacking them.
The actress and two friends playfully hurled eggs at snappers gathered outside her home at 2am. - 2 years ago
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unimatrix0
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good for woody
paparazzi in general and tmz in particular are scum for the most part. Yes it is legal, and protected, but that does not make it right or a good thing.
I feel sorry for someone who must harass people to make a living. Karma is a bitch (or at least should be).
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unimatrix0
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sickinjersey
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Woody is the man.He owned that cheers show.Him ,coach and carla.You have to love woody.He steps out of the safe zone all the time when it comes to conservatives. He is a good guy.Zombie Slapper.
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sickinjersey
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But did they arrest the zombie?
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JSmith44
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Woody is cool
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JSmith44
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imawildman
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Woody rules! The whole zombie comment is hilarious. What a legend.
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imawildman
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Alex_French
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anyone who knows actors knows that sometimes reality can get away.
i think that's why my favorite actors are women (actresses). that are very good at distorting reality and playing pretend.
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Alex_French
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notsure
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T he
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ShowStop feeding parasites like TMZ.
Turn off the Television and go outside and play.3 Cheers for Woody.
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notsure
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MiguelSanchez
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You can't prove he didn't think he was a zombie.
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MiguelSanchez
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FrankyZemo
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kids...don't do drugs.
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FrankyZemo
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FrankyZemo
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FrankyZemo:
Uh...most of the people who smoke cannabis never become rich and famous. They lead mundane lives, of tripping out on their girlfriends couches, while occasionally leading expeditions to find that elusive bag of Cheetos.
I have little, to no patience for people who smoke pot, cigarettes, or drink booze. All of the folks who were "cool" in high school and college with that crap either ended up working at Walmart, Blockbuster video, or in Jail for DUI/DWI.
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FrankyZemo
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FrankyZemo:
You've obviously never smoked cannabis.
You're life is what you make of it nothing more. If you're a lazy person and smoke pot, of course you are going to be a couch potato. But if you are active while enjoying cannabis, you will not in fact be a couch potato.
Wake up you sleepy little sheep not everything unce sam says is the truth.
Some of the smartest people in history smoked pot (ex. ben franklin, nicoli tesla, carl sagan)
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored" -Aldous Huxley (also a cannabis user)
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FrankyZemo:
Not everybody is afraid. When you relax and open-up a little you will realize that being up tight all the time is far worse then a little smoke in your eyes.
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notsure
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FrankyZemo:
that is ok franky.if you need monsters under your bed to sleep at night no one will think poorly of you. but look at the real monsters and not just those which you have read about. booze is a killer and some people are lazy dirt bags, that is a dysfunctional person, pot or not.fat kid plays video's eats cheeto's and lays around never smoked pot in his life. lazy fat little bastard has no excuse. Would you like to give him one too?
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slarabee:
Only A Mindless Zombie Puke would walk up to a person who they do not know and who just got off an airplane and stick a camera in their face THEN say the persons name about 47 times in less then a minute. Woody gets a pass on this one.
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slarabee:
I am with you on this one. My understanding is that zombies are constantly looking for "brains." That is probably as good a description of the paparazzi as any.
I am a pretty mild-mannered guy, but the limited time I get to have with my children is very precious to me. I can't say for certain that my composure wouldn't crack just a bit if a guy stuck a camera into our space and would not back off after a couple of polite requests. I have studied Tae Kwon Do for a little over four years now simply because it is great exercise and helps me to be more alert during the day and to sleep better at night. But after breaking all those boards I have to admit it WOULD be interesting to see how much punishment the camera of an excessively nosy photographer could take...
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cztheday
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Kuklamania
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haha what else do they expect to happen when they are in people's faces all the time. its like punching a dog and expecting nothing to happen, that dog is gana fuck you up.
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simplecj
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I just think we need to call to attention how despicable these people are.
People need to think how they themselves would like to be constantly bombarded with cameras and flash bulbs... especially when they're going through hard times like we saw with the whole Brittany scandal.
These people are invading privacy and degrading the morals of our society. We as citizens can have restraining orders put on those we don't want around us. Where's the protection for those who we call stars?
There's a time and a place for putting them in the spot light, these paparazzi hacks cross the line all too often and when the people they are stalking finally get fed up and hit back, they get slapped with assault charges and the media just eats it up, usually making the star out to be an out of control whack job.
How would it feel to be in their shoes? ... pretty irritating to say the least.
Down with the paparazzi!
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simplecj
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Ayahuasca2012
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Leave Woody alone already...
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Ayahuasca2012
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simplecj
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I think Harrelson is trying to be humorous. I guarantee he didn't actually think he was a zombie. Harrelson is a funny guy and paparazzi dicks are relentless and shallow, dispicable people who make a living off invading other people's privacy.
We can thank the paparazzi for turning our starz into headline news instead of focusing on REAL news. These hacks need to find a real job... or be randomly decapitated like zombies.. either one works for me =P
PS -Thanks for the video Ras. That dickhead camera man paparazzi fuck was egging Woody on, he knew he would have a hit piece if he could provoke him.
He asked for it, it's pretty plain he was out for a story. I'd have wanted to fuck him up too!
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simplecj
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simplecj:
Yeah I agree with you. That guy was was totally fucking with him and invading his space. It's one thing to film from a distance but when you are practically dry humping the guy that's just too much...
I just had an epiphany! Times are tough... this calls for a new business type. Paparazzi deflection. Allow movie stars, famous people, politicians to hire a "crowd" of people for a reasonable fee that will encompass them and non-violently deflect paparazzi attempting to hound or photograph them. If things get too bad they could probably safely give the paparazzi a good ass whupping and disappear into the "crowd" before getting identified as well.
I think that could work. Cheap easy work... providing a valuable service... it's genius. Or at least it seems like it when I just woke up not too long ago!
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Ayahuasca2012
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simplecj:
I just think we need to call to attention how dispicable these people are.
People need to think how they themselves would like to be constantly bombarded with cameras and flash bulbs... especially when they're going through hard times like we saw with the whole Brittany scandal.
These people are invading privacy and degrading the morals of our society. We as citizens can have restraining orders put on those we don't want around us. Where's the protection for those who we call stars?
There's a time and a place for putting them in the spot light, these paparazzi hacks cross the line all too often and when the people they are stalking finally get fed up and hit back, they get slapped with assault charges and the media just eats it up, usually making the star out to be an out of control whack job.
How would it fell to be in their shoes? ... pretty irritating to say the least.
Down with the paparazzi!
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simplecj
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ras_menelik
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FULL TAPE FROM 2ND CAMERA
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ras_menelik
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ras_menelik
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TMZ = ZOMBIES
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ras_menelik:
If that guy was invading my space like that I would have done the same thing. He was practically crawling up Woody's ass a couple times there.
I don't know anyone who will just stand there as you invade their space. Most people will back off and if you can't back off you make the other person back off of you instead.
If I was Woody I would bring a camera with me and do that shit right back to them. Put it all up in their face, walk 2 steps off their back, zoom in and out on them constantly and just totally make them feel uncomfortable. Don't touch them, but do exactly what they do...
Seriously, I wanna see someone famous do that shit now!
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allIknowis
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ras_menelik:
Yeah, the way the photog kept yelling "let go of my neck woody harrilson" that wasn't a setup for a law suit.
He should of broken his neck along with the camera. - 2 years ago
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diabolical44
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well that's perfectly logical. i mistake people for zombies all the time. almost everyone at the mall is a zombie.
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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Grass....on the money as usual. Great video!
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simplecj
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Grass
This video, directed by Ron Man and narrated by Woody Harrelson, is one of the best documentaries on the US government´s systematic seven-decade campaign to demonize Cannabis.
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simplecj
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simplecj
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Check out Woody's poem.. Thoughts from Within
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simplecj
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simplecj:
He narrated a marijuana movie but I forgot which one, it was a reefer madness redo.
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simplecj
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simplecj:
Grass....
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simplecj
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simplecj:
I like that poem. Thanks for posting that.
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ClipsFC
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simplecj:
I'm right there with yah.
You rule Woody.
That is all. - 2 years ago
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bulbousonions
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simplecj
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I love Woody, damn paparazzi need to find a new career. I don't know if I could handle the constant barrage without taking a few cameras out myself.
Good job Woody, way to reduce them to mindless zombies... at least you didn't decapitate him... I mean, that's the only way to really stop a zombie right?? The reporter should feel lucky!
BTW... that's a bad picture of Woody...
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simplecj
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simplecj:
" I love Woody" ? You really are simple you wheren't kidding.
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simplecj
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simplecj:
Really, don't pretend to understand who I am or who Woody is for that matter...
Woody is a deep thinking, highly intelligent individual who has been an outspoken activist on important issues for a long time now. Are you really going to tell me you're against him cause he broke some asshole's camera??
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simplecj
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simplecj
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simplecj:
First Class asshole... just like the camera man.
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simplecj
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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simplecj:
Fresh faced commentary barely amuses those who ARE current!
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simplecj:
Hey guys :) Current IS a place to exchange ideas and comments. I think we can respect that right.
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simplecj:
right on. first class is a first class hater. GO HATE SOMEWHERE ELSE HATER!
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FirstClassOnly
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hahahah a zombie ! wtf! Bad pot in UK will do that
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FirstClassOnly
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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This from a man who got busted for planting weed in I believe it was Central Park, I don't think it could be true.
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN:
I really think that guy has lost it. He has a long history of stupid crap. I can't believe he has custody of kids.
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN:
He got arrested for planting hemp seeds, I believe in California, and he did it as a public protest.
Woody ROCKS!
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN:
Thanks cj, I couldn't quite remember...that was a few years back, and yes Woody is the shit! Paparazzi are zombies!
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NJDaryl
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maybe he was eating some shrooms.
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NJDaryl:
dude he looked stoned! no wonder he's combating zombies
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NJDaryl:
lol the excuse of a man who just doesnt give a shit.
"oh word? i thought he was a zombie...."
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NJDaryl:
Dude i could understand them eating shrooms while filming NBK but you'd have to be insane to eat them while filming a zombie movie.
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QuitItAlready
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Geeesh I saw that on Fox. He did look weird. High on drugs or something. His eyes where big as tea cups. He has kids???
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QuitItAlready
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ClipsFC
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lol oh that boy is a zombie alright! I saw the "attack" he was all spaced out you could see it in his face.
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ClipsFC
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Yikes! Good thing he didn't have his Zombie Apocalypse Machete with him...
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ClipsFC
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I thought you are not allowed to smoke on Airplanes any more.
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ClipsFC
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ClipsFC:
Woody Harrelson is the man. End of Story. And the man in a good way, not the man in the way that Uncle Sam is.
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ClipsFC:
Fuckin-A Woody is the man.
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ClipsFC:
I don't care if he DID film a movie about zombies.
That is the best excuse ever!
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ClipsFC:
There is No Smoking but Brownies are more than welcome. Only Zombies and Commies don't like brownies.
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