Man called Dong caught with 14 birds up his trousers
source: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Man_caught_with_14_birds_in_his_trousers&in_articl...
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Customs officers at LA international airport discovered 14 live birds strapped to traveller Sony Dong's calves when he tried entering the states from Vietnam.He and his accomplice Duc Le, have been accused of smuggling Asian song birds into the US and selling them on for up to $400 a piece!
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graemesmith
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I only clicked on this story because it had the words "dong" and "birds" in it.
- 4 years ago
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graemesmith
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bubbeemonkey
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Singing flying socks, awesome!
- 4 years ago
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bubbeemonkey
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richjm
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What kind of trousers are these men wearing to hide massive bulges like that? I'm looking at you, Dong. That's right, I'm staring at Dong. Got an eyeful... of Dong.
Anyhow I reckon they should train the birds from birth to respond to a call so they could beckon them from the runway, after going through customs, and sneak them on the plane that way. Or dress them up as mini-pilots and try to blag it.
"Dammit man, this plane won't fly itself! You've wasted enough of the Captain's time! Let him through and have a serious think about your conduct."
- 4 years ago
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richjm
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mattbrawn
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Reminds me of the man caught smuggling pigeons...
- 4 years ago
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mattbrawn
