Whoopi Goldberg to Glenn Beck: You're a Lying Sack of Dog Mess

I have always loved Whoopi, still do. Beck is not the enemy here. Our new dictator is the enemy here. I pray Mr. Beck will be on the air for a very long time. He is the only who has the guts not to be ashamed of Jesus on the air! He has his reward in heaven and he knows it. He is trying to open some eyes here that false prophets all over the world are tryin to keep shut. Come on now, we have a new president who doesn't even have a birth cert. Who is foolin' who! I knew the answer to that the same way Glenn Beck did bf the election ever progressed to where it did eventually. I do know that if God wanted it to go down any other way, it would have. He is still in control. Read Revelations, you will se!!

Millions of fans were stunned today to learn that popular TV and radio talk show host, Glenn Beck, is the first human to carry genes from another mammalian species. Beck, who has made a living seeding suspicion and blind hatred, tried for years to keep the information out of the public arena, but his personal physician, Dr. Ethan Albumen, has published a memoir detailing Beck’s unique origins.

Many may be too young to remember David Seville, who created the cartoon characters, “Alvin and the Chipmunks” in the 1960s. The main character, Alvin, was modeled upon Seville’s favorite pet, Chippy, a wild chipmunk that wandered into camp when Seville and his parents were tenting in Yosemite National Park in 1954. Seville adopted the little fellow, took him home, and they were fast friends for several years. When the chipmunk passed away, Seville convinced his parents to allow him to preserve the small pet in the family freezer.

Fast forward to 1970, when Seville was flush with royalties from the chipmunk craze. It was at that time that young Dr. Albumen, an early genetic researcher, met Seville, who was suffering from exhaustion, at a conference on biodiversity. They spoke about their mutual interest: chipmunks. Albumen had been conducting clandestine gene splicing experiments, so when Seville found this out, he convinced Albumen to clone his old friend, Chippy.

Albumen tried unsuccessfully to duplicate the diminutive rodent, and he was about to quit when, by chance, he encountered Glenn Beck’s parents at a conference on recycling. Beck’s mother, upon learning that Albumen was a geneticist, begged him for help with Glenn, who had been born without the capacity to grow teeth. The Becks had spent years tube-feeding young Glenn, and they had almost lost hope when Albumen consented to apply his brilliant theories to their case.

Utilizing a proprietary method which is still secret, Albumen administered several months’ worth of injections , a process which was very painful and which embittered young Glenn, despite his parents’ best intentions. As Glenn’s teeth began to grow and his cheeks began to widen, Albumen realized that the process was not entirely controllable.

The Becks grilled Albumen as to why their boy, who had once been passably handsome, was now taking on the facial characteristics of a chipmunk, and Albumen did his best to reassure them without letting them know that he had spliced Chippy’s genes into the very basic makeup of Glenn’s cellular foundations.

To make a long story short, Glenn Beck now carries on Chippy’s genetic legacy, Albumen stands to make millions from his tell-all book, and David Seville’s love for a small forest creature has backhandedly created one of the most controversial and hateful propagandists to slither across the forest floor. But that’s another genetic mystery, isn’t it?

Beck lied and Whoopi called him on it. Good for Whoopi.

It should be simple for Whoopi to refute or debunk anything that Beck says. Instead she goes for the character assassination just like Beck does. Is she incapable of refutation or just an ass who can't be bothered?

He misrepresented them on his show.
He was called out on it on their show.

"Oh Noes! How dare they be angry at Glenn Beckerz! Dun they noes he's a "common tater"? He dun haf to tellz tha truf!!"

Since Beck admits he's not a journalist, can we stop using him as a "valid source of information"? And by "information", I mean the crap he makes up in that sanity-deficient brain of his...

How respectfully she treated a guest on her won show! Where's the denunciation for non civil discourse?

Whoopi is a bigger idiot than Beck. She continuously plays the race card as though there are no other cards to play. She is a race manipulator.

Psh...I Woopie makes fun of people's voice and comedian...so that's a lame attack.

LAME clip.....

they talked all over him and did not allow him to explain anything.

How do we know that Woopie is telling the truth?

And they were mad over him stating she called him over? OOh good lord.

Why do you people care so much about him?

I don't.

At the end of the day he lied and he got caught.........

What I thought was impressive is that (remember, this is daytime TV) they didn't back down, didn't stray from the point. They had him admit that he doesn't fact check, that he misstated (being kind here) the truth and only spins (not news).

I dont like this guy either!

He always says bad things about Obama

he is a looser !

whoopi's description is accurate and I concur with her assessment.

Glenn Beck is one continuous EPIC FAIL.