Community | July 07, 2009 | 29 comments

Scientists claim sperm 'first'

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Scientists in Newcastle claim to have created human sperm in the laboratory in what they say is a world first.
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  • artemis6
  • SHAWN_RITTIMAN
  • cztheday
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      cztheday  
    • I see that the screen name is igordy and not godsnliberals...aren't they the same guy, though? Close enough...

      In any event, the guy was TOTALLY classy...Delia handled it quite well, as one would expect:

      Blah, blah, blah - Delia - you need a good lay - and you ain't getting one from the leftard liberals. C'mon girl - let me turn you around! Hahaha

      igordy

      I think my fiancee might disagree with you, but thanks for the offer- if I'm ever thinking Hmm, what I need is a hateful neocon lunatic who uses words like "yarbles" in my life, I'll look you up! DeliaTheArtist

      Deal. You are a sexy one - and your mind is so mendable - and possibly open to logic and reason. I am not an evil neocon - I just have accumulated a few experiences in life, that have shaped my way of thinking. As to your fiance - what he doesn't know can't hurt him... Hahaha

      igordy

      By the way - Yarbles is from "Clockwork Orange" - and if you haven't read it - I strongly recommend it... Nothing to do with the Obummer though - just good reading... The movie wasn't half bad either - check it out...

      igordy

      igordy is creepy...

    • 2 years ago
  • div
  • Nettle
  • div
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      div  
    • It's entirely insulting to men to assume that women only want men for their sperm. Is that all you guys are good for? I thought we'd moved past the whole "survival is equal to the number of offspring produced" thing.

      Gah, way to go guys....

    • 2 years ago
  • bombastinator
  • div
  • rockstarmillionaire
  • Valence
  • Incredulous
  • idealist
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      idealist  
    • theoreticley if this were a real option, women would have no use for men.
      now we need the balance of creating women eggs, so in the hypothetical of no women... men could no longer need women.
      .............damn ....christains must hate this..

    • 2 years ago
  • bombastinator
  • Progresshiv
  • kitteneater
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      kitteneater  
    • If this scientific claim is true, then that feminist theory could be correct; men are aggressive and dominant because they fear their own extinction as a gender. And by golly, it's happened!!

    • 2 years ago
  • bombastinator
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      bombastinator  
    • kitteneater:

      Nah. Still crap. it's a pan species behavior. Male dung beetles don't care about much besides dung but they kill each other regularly.

      Besides anyone who thinks that behavior is exclusively male has never had to deal with leatherdykes. I've seen behavior in that crowd that would get a guy spontaneously thrown out of an outlaw biker bar by the patrons.

    • 2 years ago
  • kitteneater
  • davesarush
  • bombastinator
  • cztheday
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      cztheday  
    • bombastinator:

      Yes, while truth is important in a marriage there are times when discretion is even MORE important. Clearly she has a fine sense of such things...

      ...and I think you will find that our garage is VERY clean...

    • 2 years ago
  • cztheday
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      cztheday  
    • Obsolete? Because of test tube sperm? When they invent something that can rock my wife's world they way I do, then I will start to worry...not gonna happen in THIS lifetime...

      I can see it now...she is reclining on the bed in her sexiest neglige while a woman in a white coat hands her a test tube marked "Who's Your Daddy?"...

    • 2 years ago
  • gen468
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      gen468  
    • cztheday:

      They have, its call a vibrator.
      You are obsolete.
      No you are wrong she fakes it.
      shes lieing ,she just fakes it to get you to finish quicker.
      your fault should have left your wife out of the post.

    • 2 years ago
  • GodsnLiberals
  • GodsnLiberals
  • cztheday
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      cztheday  
    • cztheday:

      Oh sure, laugh now. But you won't be laughing if I change my mind and decide not to tell you what having sex with a woman is like despite the promises I made to you earlier...

      No, it's MUCH better than what you guys have been doing to that poor German Shepard...

      ...and Godsnliberals, aren't you the one who struck out so badly with Delia yesterday? God, what a face plant! She put you down so hard, your ANCESTORS were embarrassed...

    • 2 years ago
  • Valence
  • Nettle
  • ras_menelik
  • bombastinator
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