Community | July 14, 2009 | 15 comments

MLB Encourages Fans To Arrive Early To All-Star Game Due To Barack Obama's Giant Ego

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ST. LOUIS, MO - With President Barack Obama attending the 80th Major League Baseball All-Star Game, seeing as he is much more important than The National Pastime, security will be increased significantly. All fans will be required to pass through metal detectors which will cause delays when entering Busch Stadium. Also the main freeway around St. Louis will be closed in the middle of evening rush hour to facilitate his gigantic ego, so you had better leave work early too. And have your mute buttons ready for those baseball fans watching at home, Barack Obama actually thinks we would rather see him for three innings than watch the game we love. That's right, he'll be in the broadcast booth for the third through the fifth inning. Thanks Barack for ruining the All-Star game for so many fans of the only truely American game. What an enormous tool you really are, dickhead. Don't you have some Muslims to apologize to or something?
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