12 Signs You're Dating a Loser

OK, this is a pretty shallow and frivolous post, but hey, I'm game.

1. He Hates Whatever You Want To Do, But Doesn’t Have Anything Better: Hey, so we’re supposed to just accept the girl author’s definition of “nothing better to do”? Yeah, we’ve heard this complaint before. She: “Let’s go hang out.” He: “Like what do you wanna do?” She: “let’s go to the mall.” He: “uh, naw. I’m going kayaking today.” She: “You like kayaking more than you like me.” He: “Maybe you’re BORING honey.” So why does he hang out with her? Because she PUTS OUT.
2. Your Friends Don’t Like Him, And You Don’t Like His Friends: He doesn’t care. She puts out.
3. He Lies All The Time, But He’s Still Not Good At It: He doesn’t have to lie well, she stays with him anyway because she’s a loser who doesn’t like to be alone and besides, she looks good with him. He lies because he found another idiot that puts out.
4. He’s A Freeloader: He should contribute? Oh, I see. Money for sex. He’s a freeloader because she puts out for free. He’s spending money on the hos that put out for dinner and a movie. Get a clue.
5. Fashion (Non)Sense: His clothes are dirty but you’re still dating him? So…who’s the loser? Either do his laundry or dump the dude, but quit yer bitchin'.
6. He Won’t Try New Things: You mean like “new things” as in new sex acts? Or, he won’t eat sushi and that’s REALLY important to you?!
7. He Corrects You A Lot: Yeah, that’s just rude. But it wouldn’t happen if you’d just shut up and take off your clothes.
8. He Doesn’t Take Criticism: Why would anyone take criticism from a girl who is dating a guy that hates everything you do, doesn’t like your friends (and they don’t like him), has you figured out and never has to pay for anything so he can spend his money on other girls, wears dirty clothes but he still gets laid? DUH. He doesn’t respect you.
9. He Makes Fun Of Successful People: “He never likes someone who is doing well ‘cause he’s jealous, obvi.” I think you mean envious, not jealous. Does he make fun of the fact that you talk like a Val girl? I mean, like, ‘cause it’s like obvi…
10. Mother Dearest: “His mother does his laundry or something else super crazy, and yet, he still rolls his eyes at her and treats her like she’s incompetent. Or worse yet, worships her to the point of hiding behind her and her arguments.” What? You mean it’s preferable to date a guy who disrespects his mother than the one who adores his? And you wonder why you have fucked up relationships and date dirty cheapskate liars that criticize you? Who is the dumb broad that wrote this article?
11. He Points Out Hot Chicks Constantly: Maybe he wants to “try something new”?! I thought that was a good thing…

Wow, I can't actually imagine that such a perfect (imperfect?) douchebag can actually exist.

"He Points Out Hot Chicks Constantly: He talks to you like you’re his guy friend, but you’re not. Sure, you can appreciate that there are good-looking ladies other than you out there. But he should shut his damn mouth."

:/ lol i do that sometimes LOL

funny, the women around here seem to go for loosers and retards... (musicians and sponge bob fans) but hey, if that's who you want to rut with don't blame anyone else for your stupid looser kids.

Why would anyone date someone who had like 8 or so kids and made a tv show about it?

Ugh. Horrible combination: Freeloader who makes fun of successful people. I've had experience with this and it's so boring. Luckily we have the option to ditch these types and find someone who doesn't suck.