Community | December 02, 2009 | 5 comments

Tiger Woods Confesses to Affairs (FULL Official Statement)

source: http://bumpshack.com/2009/12/02/tiger-woods-confesses-to-affairs-full-official-statement/

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Golfer Tiger Woods has just posted an official statement on his website that is basically a confession of affair or affairs that have been made public on several tabloids over the last two weeks.

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5 comments // Tiger Woods Confesses to Affairs (FULL Official Statement)

  • JuliusBC
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    • I think this is what happened. Tiger and spouse were having an argument, tiger takes off in his Escalade and his wife was in hot pursuit with the golf cart. She was swinging the golf club at his vehicle and trying to sideswipe him. Consequently, tiger swerves to avoid the golf cart and this is when he hits the fire hydrant. Once that happened, the tree was next in line for impact.

      When the dust cleared, both parties calmed down enough to realize their current predicament and the cover up was set in place.

    • 2 years ago
  • JuliusBC
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      JuliusBC  

    • Rumor has it that Tiger may have had wood. It is unknown as to whether or not he used his Putt Iron or his Nine iron. It seems most likely that his wife used his Nike SasQuatch Tour Driver to relieve the cabin pressure in his Escalade.

      There is an ongoing debate as to the motivation of her actions. It is not clear as to whether his wife practiced her drive swing just prior to his untimely crash or afterwards. In either case, if she ever connects with the ball, Tiger could be in double trouble.

      The true story of what really happened may never be known. Tiger was keeping the details of this story in the woods as he should: since it is really none of our business.

    • 2 years ago
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    • That cocktail waitress wasn't going to miss all the publicity. 20 times in 31 months - that's an occasional call. Howz the song go "Call me"

    • 2 years ago
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