Taliban may be descended from Jews

Hahahahahahaha I LOVE this!!! It goes to show how silly and senseless violence of any kind really is.
We're all from the same place!!! LOVE AND LET LIVE.

Boy isn't this an incredible twist of fate...

The way both the Jewish and Arabaic world acts you would think they are descendants of a race of people in a galaxy far, far away. With luck soon the mother ship will come and take them away. Space development should be be ethnic groups that hate each other. Ship them off to another planet by themselves and let the last survivor return. Then maybe the rest of us can get on with our lives.

This reminds me of the time we discovered we all originated in africa and i was thinking of what the white supremacists were thinking

Since the Jews aren't a race it's not as if the Taliban would break down and start committing suicide.

But it would be funny if it were true.

Huh, so the science ministry of the nation, of the very city, which was terrorized and attacked by Islamic extremists linked to the Taliban, is conducting a study funded by Israel, a nation which is essentially at war with Islam, whose purpose is to deligitimate the ethnic purity of and thereby undermine the organizing power of the most prominent tribe in the Taliban. An attempt to “prove” a theory which has been definitively debunked by serious scholarship:

http://web.archive.org/web/20050206164434/afghanology.com/BaniIsraeli.html

“Seeing the circumstances, which caused the emergence of this theory, its inconsistencies, and the evidences of recent research, this theory seems least plausible. However, as a tool for political and cultural propaganda against Pakhtoons, this theory still holds much worth for vested quarters.”

Weeell…I’m sure the Indians and Israelis won’t mind if say, the Norwegian Institute of Immunohaematology takes a look at the data. I don’t see why they’d object to a bit of peer review, but I’m sure they’ll find a reason. I hate violent extremism in all it’s forms: Islamic, Christian, Zionist, Corporatist…but the way to fight the distortion of Islam is not with the distortion of science. Maybe the scientists investigating this link sincerely believe the Pashtun are descendents of a Jewish tribe, but the timing of this study and the source of its funding don’t pass the smell test.

everyone there descended from jews, you can see afghan mongols and russian afghans

Remember the Chappelle show where the head of the KKK was black and the guy's head explodes? What I just thought of.

All Science has to do is compare all DNA against the common monkey except for societies jackasses, they can be compared with the Jackass. (I must apologize to the Monkeys and the Jackasses. I'm sure that they to could not control the stupidity of their mutated offspring. Those who believe they have the ability to control by Politics are born from Jackass turds.

Meanwhile....

While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a

bottle on

the sand and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said,

"Master, may I grant you one wish?"

Osama responded, " You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't

you

know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be

returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the

woman

and said, " Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in

my bed

in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.

"The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tanya

Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health

insurance.

God is good.

Maybe not perhaps descended from Jews as the article says but descended from the same ancestral line. The Jews themselves are a heterogeneous ethnicity with different ancestral heritages. There isn't a "Jewish" genetic marker that all Jews share.

Many of the peoples in the Middle East and Central Asia are more or less related to one another. Some more than others.

Hopefully the shock of this discovery will cause them all to commit mass suicide.

I suppose they might take it as an opportunity to live like decent human beings and abandon their death cult and return to the fold to live in peace.. Nah...forget it.

I dont give a fcuk who they are descended from.....the Taliban are a bunch of cowards. Sending under-equipment, untrained young boys with dreams of being mujahidin to get their bodies shredded by endless rounds from red hot AR-15's. Sorry a bit angry today, heading back to the Logar Province better know as "The Gates to Jihad"

I'm confused. I didn't know that the Jews or the Taliban were biological races, or that people could acquire genetic traits based on their ancestors' and parents' political views.

Makes perfect sense to me.

we are all brothers and sisters trying to make it on the rock hurling through space. When will everyone stop fighting and realize that.

people need to keep in mind that the jews are an ethnorelgious group. this article is focusing on the ethnic half of that. if it turns out true it will become a very bitter irony for those extremist pashtuns(taliban) who promote violence against jews.

and im a descendant of jesus christ

Canaanites just cant git er right,...but yo yo yo ,...U goooooooooo,....home boooooooooooooooy!

Cult of you cant go home again.

Ishmael is a figure in the Hebrew Bible, and later referenced in the Qur'an. Jews, Christians and Muslims believe Ishmael is Abraham's eldest son and first born. Ishmael is born of Sarah's handmaiden Hagar (Genesis 16:3). Although born of Hagar, according to Mesopotamian law, Ishmael was credited as Sarah's son; a legal heir through marriage. (Genesis 16:2) According to the Genesis account, he died at the age of 137 (Genesis 25:17).

Islam in general descended from abraham, the father of the Jews.

The whole lot of them are just bastard offspring of Phoenicians who were either afraid of the water or epileptic;.... smart,...but sort of spastic and prone to drowning. Those who learned to count money well don't live on sand dunes, those who live on sand dunes are still bitter and swear eternal vengeance.Those who had any real drive and talent went places,....across the wine dark sea.

(Don't know this for an absolute certainty,...but I would put a five spot on it.)

pssssssssssssssst,......just between you and me,....they still hear "voices" when they are done twitching.

what will they do now ? terrorize themselves ?

I hope they find the "lost" tribe in palestine .

Geez people are idiots--basic theology will tell you that "Father Abraham" had two sons--one became the ancestor of the Arabic people and one became the ancestor of the Jewish people.

Or even more obviously is we are all inter-related human beings. There is no discernible difference in DNA along religious and/or ethnic lines--these things are all man-made concepts or labels that serve no purpose but to divide and distract us and allow us to justify killing each other.

Yay, more fun facts to mess with religious fundamentalists! My favorite!

Everybody on the frigging planet is descended from one mutant ape that must have felt awfully lonesome.

I wonder if this research will be quashed.