Man finds bizarre new way of harassing police officer
source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm
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It appears a 28-year-old man tried to "strike a police officer on the head with his penis" when she called in at his flat after his girlfriend complained he was too drunk. The BBC, with admirable restraint, goes on...
"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."
Since the incident, the member-waving man has been fined and quit drinking.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm
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dirtyplayer
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Shes lucky he didnt poke her in the eye with that thing lmao
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dirtyplayer
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stubones
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Maybe the Judge will lock him up with Lorraine Bobbitt.....
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stubones
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A perfect example of "thinking with the wrong head"...What A way to butt heads with the law...This guy is A complete idiot and should avoid alcohol at all costs...
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stubones
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Almibry
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Just wondering... Isn't that called a "shroom slap" because the distinct mushroom shaped red mark that's left?
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Almibry
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Joe_Medina
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Funny drunk guys. this guy is wondering if what he's heard really happened.
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BIGDADDYMELVIN [removed]
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richjm
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BIGDADDYMELVIN:
Are you sure she wasn't kneeling or sitting down perhaps?
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richjm
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EdJoyProductions
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BIGDADDYMELVIN:
Current did not make this up. It is linked to the BBC story.
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PornographyIsArt [removed]
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Please Please. A cock slap to the face is hardly assault. A 12+ inche rup the rear now that is ass-ault let me tell you!
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iloveflynn
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LOL
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iloveflynn
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CalgarC
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ROFL
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CalgarC
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jadasic
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hahahaha! look at his face. he doesnt remember a thing lol. ". . . . I slapped her with my penis!?"
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lizziehoffman
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this might've just made my day.
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lizziehoffman:
hahaha evasive moves to avoid getting struck. That visual is too hilarious
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obamaisajoke:
Oh the irony!
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Almibry
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obamaisajoke:
+^'d
lol. C'mon people, that was funny! - 1 year ago
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FlexSF
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Typical male. They all think that their penis is a WMD. There isn't anything more frightening than a man on viagra!
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FlexSF:
Well, she did take evasive action. lmao
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TasteHi
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see this is exactly why women need tazers. A good zap to the groin would've sobered him up....That dude was either incredibly daring or really stupid.
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Joe_Medina
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this is funny shit
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blackheartman
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"Evasive action?" I wonder if she picked that training up during academy?
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EdJoyProductions
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"exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face"?! LOL! Sounds like a bad date.
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larock
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EdJoyProductions:
...or a good porn. opps! :)
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larock:
Honestly it would be about the way some would start! LOL
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larock:
Or every porn... :D
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Kyle_Crenshaw
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How did he get above her to "strike" her on the head?
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jadasic
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Kyle_Crenshaw:
i kno rite? lol
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dlamb
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A reenactment might be necessary. Was the police officer sitting?
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dlamb
