Doomsday: How BP Gulf disaster may have triggered a 'world-killing' event

I have a real dislike for them both.

Hey buddy, this is the internet, it's ALL or NOTHING, all the time. Now it's only coming to kill you. What have you done!?

all I can say is if it makes it past the gate then it will be a far fight. But nobody nor any thing has got by the gate yet. the only thing that I'm scared of is living long enough to grow old.

Good luck. Memes know no boundries. "The call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!"

I hear ya about growing old. There's no damn way that I'm ever driving a Buick!!!

Oh shit anything but the buick that just screams dust farter and pants clear up to your chest an tits Which now hang below your bellybutton. To the knees of the Ol'women God that scares me bad.

It's coming! I'll meet ya at McDonalds around 6am? Just look for the hats in my car's rear window.

I don't go to Mcdonalds how about Whataburger?

We don't have those in PA. Bob Evans?

Ala Permian? Certainly a possibility. If it's going to happen, it will, simply because politics has a habit of side-stepping science and under-estimating threats. Humanity is on an inevitable collision course with disaster. There's only so many exponentially negative effects we can inflict upon the planet. The point is: Earth systems don't care what people believe to be true. They always have the final say... I think there's a certain beauty in that statement.

Permian, yes. Oh but so sad was the day that that humankind and all the children of theirs, disappeared from the eye of the universe. The stars themselves did weep.

Take that for free and tell it.

Nicely stated!

Not to mention that this same exact story was already posted here either yesterday or the day before.Thanks for this. We must also remember that oxygen depleted zones are getting bigger as well and contributing already to the dead zones in the Gulf caused by nitrogen fertilizer runoff... I do believe the methane spewing out is contributing to the warming of the oceans and atmosphere and that could very well precipitate runaway climate change. I think we should be focused on the real scenarios we need to face with this now.

There's a conspiracy to turn current into a conpiracy website.

do you ever have anything insightful to add to the discussion?

these are likely, methane is not- but all that old methane on the sea floor is a great energy source, and cleaning it up would make the ocean healthier. two birds stoned at once.

^'d

maybe you missed the memo, they sit infront of the TV every night all night, allowing their minds to rot as their asses grow to a size three times that of the chair they squeeze into

they have yet to evlove into human flesh eaters, they seem to stick to frozen then reheated chicken, pig and cow.

This is important news. Because when the moment comes, and the television set eventually tells them that the economy has collapsed, that their money is worthless, and that the Federal government has declared martial law, the rest of us are going to have to be prepared for the mass hysteria of the living undead who will roam our streets looking to eat us instead of their processed chicken, pig and cow.

Perhaps there is no etiologic agent that causes zombieism after all--Just plug, tune out, and do what the screen tells you to do.

You grab the shotguns, I'll get the Kevlar and assemble the first aid kits.

i grab my mp5's and glocks... do we need frag grenades or tear gas...

A good samurai sword always comes in handy when you run out of ammo. However, don't forget to stock up on lots of canned goods--namely raviolis. This could be a long drawn-out fight.

i will load up a yacht with old fashioned cannons and hit the decks :D

I also recommend machetes and axes.