A Potentially Major Discovery Of Oil In Israel

You truly did make me laugh out loud. Bless you for that.
(However, since no good deed goes unpunished, you need to revise the spelling of Burt Reynolds..)
Amen. Awoman. A large jar of....

...almonds. Giggles!

Did you just ruin Inception for me? Cuz if you did, I hate you. >:(

or maybe the plan you are describing is just a man made manipulation to create faith for malevolent purposes.

yeah ya know that thing your typing on, that is what our money dedicated to israel got us.the boat laods of money, are sound investments not aide, like it is with the palastinians.
ironicaly israel makes our bullets, palastinians get our money for food and use it to weaponize themselves.

for what its worth to keep israel at bay is accurate, but to keep jews at bay is antisemtici as if to imply all jews are chomping at the bit to kill.

Do what? are you on drugs ??

Maybe, but don't you think an oil company would like to avoid an oil spill?

An oil spill would not seem very profitable to me.

or the lost nuke israel misplaced in 67 in the sum of all fears i think it was

and so it is. Not a moment to late. I hope you have a Happy Ending

When did he say such things?

you rock

you have fans i assure you

nice seeing ya round these part jj, keep it up and we will just await your next fruitless incarnation of verbal diharea

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4th one was too drunk. Maybe tomorrow.

LOL... voted up!

thats not nice, you knew he couldnt refuse.you walked him into it.
mean
funny as shit
but mean

>;) Not mean. All in good fun. Rappers is my favorite right winger.

I agree that the biblical shit is a little ridiculous...but at the same time, I mean, I'm not religious at all or anything, doesn't it kinda make you wonder? That's 3 oil spills in the time span of a few months (and who knows how many more to come with this news and who knows what's being hidden under our noses) and with all the little things adding up it kinda makes you just wonder, what if? lol

Drilling several thousand holes in the surface of the earth trying to suck up oil may have more to do with the frequency of several recent oil spills than old Testament Yaweh deciding to make every marginal Christian flip-out's wet dream finally come true.
However, if I were him, given what we've done to the earth since our "wise stewardship" began, I'd be pissed too.

Well of course that's the reason for all the recent oil spills, I obviously wouldn't say otherwise, we created this mess. I'm just saying it's ironic that certain things can click into religious things to be interpreted as something along the lines of 'the end is coming' and blahblahblah. Of course I'm saying the things comparable that are falling into place are due to our actions, or natural causes, I'm just saying what if these religious things describing all the fucked up shit coming, click with the natural/mad made causes all along? I don't know much about religion, not of all sorts either, Just bits and pieces. I'm just suggesting that it's interesting thinking that all the things going on in our fucked up world, whichever way that they are happening, and being described loosely in religion, are somehow connected? It would merely be an interesting thought.

Revaltion1217 puts an -endofdays- post up pretty regular,
Sometimes he switches up with a -endoftheamericandream- post
But it's all the same as him holding a big - The End is Near - sign.

there is no coincidence, that word does not exist,

is the oil of the earth, like the blood in our body? I know what happens if we loose too much blood!

What whacked out Christians try to do is quite simple. Take an event like finding oil in Israel and look for some loosely worded scripture that reportedly describes some event that Christians interpret as being associated with the "end days". Then take the known information, in this case an oil well, and claim it fulfills that piece of scripture. They've been doing this shit for the last 2000 years and have a track record of being 100% wrong 100% of the time. In fact, Christianity itself was founded based on a claim that the birth of Christ fulfilled Jewish scripture predicting the coming of a Messiah, something Judaism has always emphatically stated was incorrect. Of course the problem started with the dumb ass Judaic scripture that claimed there would be a Messiah in a first place.

False expectations leading to false interpretations giving birth to delusions based on illusions. That pretty much defines all organized religion.

The power of these "predictions" grow in proportion to the amount of insecurity and fear people feel making them even more susceptible to "predictions" like the absurd one above.

One of the key signatures of spiritual immaturity is the belief that human events are being acted out according to some divine plan. If the world comes to an abrupt end due to mankind's action, it will not be the result of some vengeful god or nonsensical prediction. It will be a cause/effect event triggered by own our stupidity (e.g. global warming). end of discussion. If it ends by natural causes like an asteroid hit or the sun goes nova, well scientists have predicted those possibilities for years. The only thing that is 100% predictable is that the world will end someday. Does that statement make me a prophet?

in all fairness religion is just another ideaolgy amongst many, and really should have its own catagory as it is a mjor factor in a great deal of current events.
i find this stuff to be garbage too, but if current had a religion section we would be able to aviod this stuff, and they could still post it all they want.
kind of how not going in to the entertainment section has kept me from seeing any stories about lindsay lohan going to jail, a religion section could keep the last day folks to themselves.

sounds like how the history channel lives to re-edit nostradamous to show him predicting everything from us beating the ruskies in hockey, to 9-11.

I can't really see how the blood in our bodies resembles oil, it's not thick and gooey and toxic.

I'm not claiming any religious stuff to be true, or anything like that. When it comes to religion I'm Agnostic, just kind of like keeping an open mind and keeping it off to the side. Although, I do agree with a lot that you are saying. All I was proposing was that it would be interesting after years and years of individuals obsessed with religion, claiming bibles and other religious works to be true, to actually be true. It's just an interesting thought to imagine that it all really did, in the end, come into play to be completely exact throughout and up to the end of the world. Not that I believe that, but like I said, I'm just one of those that keeps an open mind, and I just think it would be nuts if down the road it was proved to all be true, is all. Just thinking aloud, I guess.

"False expectations leading to false interpretations giving birth to delusions based on illusions. That pretty much defines all organized religion."

Quote of the Week!

as snarky way of saying if im not buying it, what am i buying?

you have taught me a new wierd computer function, but im no more illuminated as to what function your commentary serves.
on the other post i was mocking your commentary by using my grocery list as equaly unrelated to the story at hand in reference to your post.
is it that you are insinuating the fact that im not buying this story to be the equivilant in pointless statements, cuz it is a direct response to the article title.

your worse than yoda today

oh that sort of bizarre irreverence thing .

porno mags
adult diapers
rolling papers
and soy milk, gotta stay healthy

thats actualy really funny cuz we cant, they make the bullets.
its so bizarre a situation i cant even think of a metaphor

we will buy our bullets from china...

although that is our pathology, when in doubt use the chinese product, i dont think it works that way.

i think israel woud have noticed oil by now no?

Olive oil, my boy.
Good for hot dusty feet slapping around in those ultra-dry climates of the Middle East.
Also good I think for moisturizing the hair.

we knew and they knew there was oil... but the government decides to release that information just after america really fucks up (like in the gulf)

how would that help, when the biggest issue is land rights.if there were oil israel would have exploited the shit out of it and not gone rediculiously green with its energy needs.
to announce it now would just be a slap in the face of the palastinians so they wouldnt, as even with out that slap they are launching rockets and blowing up pizzerias.
the whole thing sounds more starship stroopers than anything else.