Hey Ladies, Want a Raise? Wash Your Vagina -- Women's Day Magazine's Ultra-Sexist Ad

I wear the Sandalwood oil, Not Down there!

better yet, let me wash it for you! mmm mm!

Yes , wash all the parts of you that you use at work (be professional ) . I free lance so I only wash "it" every other day with Lava soap and a wire brush to get the shame off . If you don't use glitter and listen to ZZ top at work then nobody employing you should be that openly aware of something beyond the description of your title . I like new car smell but that's just me .

What if you wash your vagina in the middle of the conference room?
would that get you the raise, or get you fired?

As for me "Day-glow A-hole disinfectant deodorizer party spritzer-spray " ; for both work AND the party after !

Added to "current cult" and "sky high fish"

"Aren't you glad you use Dial,................don't you wish EVERYBODY did" ?
"Arent you glad YOU USE Dial" !?!

anyone remember that one ? ( catchy lil' ditty )

What ; you cant afford the illegal immigrant crew to wash your vagina ?
( NOT another job Americans JUST WONT DO ?!? )

More funny than evil. Is it any more offensive than the average sitcom which makes every father a complete ignorant dolt or the the beer commercial in which men are sex obsessed cave men? I dont think any young girls are going to get the wrong message from society from this.

they just had to make it #1 on their list that s the funniest and most sexist thing first thing you should do is wash your crusty @SS stick some plastic and chemicals up your who-ha that is a sure fire way to start your day mixed with a balanced breakfast of anti-depressants is the working girls key to success in the modern market place . But your still gettig less of a wage sparkling who-ha or not i have a feeling Condolezza didn't get hired fr that reason somebody consult Oprah's Minge and report back lmao!!!

I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt, just a very tiny benefit though, and assume they mean that cleanliness yields self-confidence.

Even so, that was a rather lame way for them to attempt to attract professional women to buy their product.

where s the ball cleansing wipe for men i feel not so fresh all the troll battles i waged this morning my balls are on verge of vagina melt down thank the gods im employed cause douche-bags are recommended by Palin

Vajazzle you're vagina....what will they think of next?

I have a secretarial pool of approximately 12 young, highly competitive women. As a man responsible for the growth of these young team mates, having a fresh, clean smelling vagina is very important too me. If they expect to be promoted and earn the raises they desire, personal hygiene is a must!

I loved the part at the end with the contact numbers for these A-holes.

First: Use a little grapefruit. Yup, just rub a cut grapefruit half under the breasts, on the neck behind the ears, and your wrists. Studies have shown that the smell of grapefruit makes men believe you are up to ten years younger.
Second: find the most naturally smelling vanilla extract lotion or maybe perfume. I find lotion better. For some reason my outings are more productive when I use lotion. Studies have shown that men find vanilla the most attractive scent. Why? Because it triggers their hunger sense. You smell like moms vanilla cookies; they come over for a bite. Seriously!
Third: Get a real pheromone perfume. They can actually be got for less then $50. A dab behind the ears and neck again (guys/girls will get a big hit when the smell you there), and between the breasts (perspiration helps it defuse in the air).
Warning, it you splash it on, the entire place will be full of it, and everyone will be randy. You want the attention on you, so less is better.
For other hints on sexual attrition, e-mail me at, blah, blah, blah, etc, etc.
Better living through chemistry folks! Giggles!

If a woman's hygiene is to the point her boss can detect it from across a desk, a pay raise is the least of her worries.

Wait, is that code talk for have sex with your boss to get a raise?

Lmao not feeling so fresh?

lol...now, ya got me thinkin' Uni...nah...seeing I'm a contortionist...I'm sweet...

Hate to bow out of any opportunity to bemoan sexism, but I see the blatancy in this "magazine" being first and foremost a shopping catalogue as a bigger issue, which is why buying this brand-specific product is on the top of the list. How I basically see the subtext is, "you can read some self-evident but actually relevant advice by point #8, but first, a word from our sponsors/owners"

the mention of sandlewood-smelling balls was their attempt at the non-sexism. uhg corporatism is disgusting...

WTF?

Jesus!