Republicans Have Better Sex Lives Than Democrats. No Wonder the Left is so Full of Hatred

dont forget about your brother barney frank and his prostitution ring...US Representative Barney Frank acknowledged yesterday that for a brief time in 1989 he saw a psychiatrist and took antidepressant medication as he battled allegations from a gay prostitute and companion who had operated a sex-for-hire ring in the congressman's home.http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message622502/pg1

when is he happy? i thought the discussion here was about the Republicans having a better sex life... or are you mad that the truth hurts?

ooohhhh, i'm so mad i could spit!

lol... u crack me up..

thanks ksir, if more people on here had a sense of humor i'd be more appreciated

yeah, its unfortunate and i dont see the reasoning behind it but a lot of girls like boys to act more like gossipy bitchy girlfriends than men. go figure.

we've since come up with more subtle ways to solicit meaningless non gratifying anonymous sex.

Oh you dirty dirty whores! :)

my favorite kind!

yeah, sex with dumb people can sometimes be just as satifying if you close your eyes

Well, I'm smarter than you, so is that a come-on?

i'm sorry my eyes were closed, what did you say?

ive swung both ways too and definitely conservative women smell better and are less hairy than leftylibs. and you misunderstood, the survey says more libchics lie about the big o. i guess leftylib guys are more sensitive and the girls dont want to hurt their feeeelings whereas conservative men wanna know, so they can improve. which is something we strive for throughout our entire lives, improvement!

Um, thanks for your input.

Or maybe conservative guys get lied to about their sexual performance and can't tell the difference between fake and real orgasms.
And I saw what the survey says, that Democrat chicks admit to faking orgasms more than Republican chicks. That doesn't mean Republican chicks actually don't fake as much as they say. That means they're less honest about it, to make their sex life look good, and to make their husbands sound like strong, capable men.
It seems quite often that conservatives would rather live up to an idea than to actually improve.
And it's funny that you say that because the last conservative chick a dated was a freak in the sack, but had a little extra hair she could have shed.
The last liberal girl I dated, smooth skin, hair only on the head and eyebrows.
And they both smelled nice. But to each his own.

you make a terrible liar. but it sounds like you'd make a good shrink, youve got everyone and everything figured out.

Well, if I'm lying, then I'm just emulating the writers of this article.
If I'm not, then you're an idiot.
Either way, I win.

And if you say that I'm a terrible liar, and that I have everyone and everything figured out, perhaps you should be the shrink.
Maybe you just want to be.

youre the motivated one, im just along for the ride, and the food

theres always rosie palm if youre that bored

how'd you get so smart

Reflection. Lots of reading. More reflection. Marijuana. Lots of parties. More marijuana. More reflection.

OMG, that's how I became so smart too! like exactly in that order also! :-)
you just gotta open your mind! >+

Exactly. :) Socializing, reading and reflection is all it takes. Hahaha

if you'd drop the marijuana part i bet you'd be a genus

It's not so much the pot itself. It's more about the social aspects of smoking. Same thing can be done with huka.

interesting deduction watson

muahaha, my evil plot becomes sucessful

c'mon jan, we all know that you hoard all the good batteries

This reminds me of a very bad joke. This little old lady goes to a department store and asks the young clerk if they have any D Batteries. He beckons with his index finger and says madam come this away. She says if I could cum that way I would not need the D Batteries. Dirty jokes are my last guilty pleasure. :-)

why would that comment get voted down so much?
I thought it was funny, u know the only people who downed it are just p*ssed as they have used all their batteries.

yeah i know right? voted down by those the survey represents who arent gettin any. guess it proves my point. the left is so ez

i believe you are incorrect and so are these figures. generally one can discount half of the leftylib responses as being liars so subtract half of their results

sex is never a non story unless youre one of those unlucky, unfortunate dems who rarely if ever get any.

no, i am seeking to spread truth and enlightenment in my attempts to educate an ignorant public.

Funny, you and I are striving for the same thing.

i love you jake

and I love you both, just for being who you are

im a bad boy caroline, stay away

haha! I'll (try to) fight the temptation!

I agree. a few of them are good but most of them are just boring vanilla sex

this survey doesnt claim that all republicans have a better sex life than all democrats. just most of them. try fucking a republican sometime, you may never go back.

So true, did you know there once laws forbiding sex in any style other than missionary. Just how dreadful a life could that be.

Well the prospect has been considered, ya know a post experimental experimental phase

iphone sex?

i am all for freedom of sex. i just dont want to hear about it

you must travel in small circles

i gotta mix it up sometimes. something easy for the under educated. my joy behar version of journalism.

ahhh, a cloven hoof man

and you call yourself fun size, voted down for your lack of sense of humor and parody

Agreed, these polls are silly and dependent on the population being polled.

suppose a guy is "satisfied with his sex life" and only gets laid once a year.

meanwhile, another guy is "disatisfied" because he wants it every night?

on the other hand...
http://www.ihatethemedia.com/10-ugly-comments-made-by-10-even-uglier-liberal-wom...

have you seen liberal wymyn lately?

oh curt, i was just trying to lighten up what is normally a big load of political rhetoric on current.

maybe you just need a little more convincing

i think edjoy is a wimin and if her avatar is indicative of her true looks she's got serious problems.

the annual guy i feel sorry for

one of my favorite areas. and women are definitely more catty, maybe self hate?

sounds like you need to get laid

politicians like sex to, so its relevant.

Yes, politicians like sex... so does every other person on the planet. Maybe when it comes to fucking people over, they're different in that aspect, but have you seen how old those guys are?!

Unless they're Bill Clinton, I highly doubt they're getting laid all the time. And even THEN, no one goes up and gives them a high-five for it or cheers for them.

... I don't know why I said Bill Clinton, he's just the first guy that came to my mind...

i know, only the left put their depraved wicked politicians on pedestals and worship at their feet. on the right we admonish them and run them out of office if they dont bow out on their own first like gentlemen

I don't ever recall the left politicians always being depraved and wicked, and I wasn't even referring to any ideology in what I said...

of course not always. i was using a trick of the left, its called generalizing

That's a trick everyone abuses.

yup

typical liberal logical fallacy. one or two republicans in office get busted being closet gays and you extrapolate that this represents conservatives. Good try, but it's a FAIL on multiple levels.

maybe so, but it's funny as hell...

One or two? Dude no you got it all wrong there are way more than one or two, and its not just the ones in office, its the Preachers, the ministers, the buisnessman, the whole lot of them who get their asses busted. Look it up there are more than you think.

More than two have been caught the rest are just slicker.