How about that Wonder Bread?

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Your inability to deal with the incessant spam, the fact that the Feature stories haven't been updated to the point where the News page LOOKS ridiculous, and the constant excuses for nothing being done is just beyond boring.
But hey, do you have any idea how delicious Wonder Bread is, or did you know you can buy Wonder Bread at the following locations?
Piggly Wiggly: http://www.shopthepig.com/home.html
Kroger. http://www.kroger.com/Pages/default.aspx
WalMart: http://www.walmart.com/
Food Lion: http://www.foodlion.com/
Costco: http://www.costco.com/
Safeway: http://www.safeway.com/IFL/Grocery/Home
Oh God, I'm boring myself.
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duzins:
Thank you. We really do appreciate that you guys are acting on it better now. Now if there is anyway that you could institute some kind of corporal punishment upon the spammers that can be video taped and posted, we would like that even more.
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dadevil
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Tastes like cotton
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remanns
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but,....but,.....YOU can squish it into little balls and use it as bait for carp !!!
I can't remember if I ever managed to land a carp with it,.....BUT STILL !
( American tradition ) The SPAM tradition needs to be canned.
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remanns:
does anyone actually eat carp?
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Incredulous:
very very very hungry people. starving people. ( drunk people )
. . . I think you CAN catch catfish with Wonder bread to though . Catfish is good.
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onemalefla:
Hear, hear!
I going to go ahead and call it. Wonder bread is now an official current .com meme.
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onemalefla:
awww, you just called me "my love," and I just got finished blasting you on another story. ooops....course that's how it goes in love and war. love you more.
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Ricky84:
damn it was fun, wasn't it?
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onemalefla:
blue
and I'm not mean, just challenging,
plus I already read it.
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How 'bout it?
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Eddie Murphy's take on Wonder Bread:
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Einsam_Data_Old:
Whole wheat flour, water, wheat gluten, high fructose corn syrup, contains 2% of less of: soybean oil, salt, molasses, yeast, mono and diglycerides, exthoxylated mono and diglycerides, dough conditioners (sodium stearoyl lactylate, calcium iodate, calcium dioxide), datem, calcium sulfate, vinegar, yeast nutrient (ammonium sulfate), extracts of malted barley and corn, dicalcium phosphate, diammonium phosphate, calcium propionate (to retain freshness).
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onemalefla:
time to cut back on the 2.5 K I think....you have a POST NAZI stalker?
This is a news story about Wonder Bread, I keep telling you that, and look how many comments. Clearly, people just love learning new things about Wonder Bread.
My advice, cut back on the K, up the J.
just messing with you onemalefla.
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oh, okay, so he does have a Post Nazi...I do remember that lovely interchange he had with an unnamed Current member....but I keep trying to tell him that this is a story about Wonder Bread, so why should I get called names and be told it's not news?
Wonder Bread builds strong bodies 5 ways...that's not only news, it's good news.
yes, sarcasm font is on.
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Einsam_Data_Old:
I know you weren't talking about me...your post made me remember the interchange he had, and yes, he was his usual ill-humored, but hilarious self in responding to it.
I don't generally eat bread, but yes, Wonder Bread will make you fat...and I bet spam will too.
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onemalefla:
I will share my Wonder Bread and spam with you....you sound like an old grouch this morning.
You should have showed up with the pizza and Zima last night...you wouldn't be so grouchy this morning...just sayin ;-)
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onemalefla:
When properly prepared, I would prefer rats.
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Wonder bread has and always will suck royally!
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EdJoyProductions
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Incredulous, I do agree the first part of your post but shilling for Wonderbread is almost worse than the bootleg, child slave labor offerings of the spam menace. :)
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EdJoyProductions:
ahhh, but spam and Wonderbread make such a marvelous combination....
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Incredulous:
I can not think of anything more disgusting. Point made. :)
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controlusplease
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shun the nonbeliever!
SHUN! - 2 years ago
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I don't like white bread. Tastes so bland.
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CarlosIsDown:
which is why it pairs so well with spam...you get a complete mouthful of bland in every bite.
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Show yourselves, oh god's of Current! Will you hide your shameful faces while your people suffer under the burden spam that plagues this site?!
Come on then!
Come out, come out, wherever you are...
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TheEmpireGuy:
...careful of their wrath, they banish heretics to feedback.
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thetrimsmith:
We're not heratics, we're bread enthusiasits
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TheEmpireGuy:
You guys aren't the only ones suffering from this stuff...
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mario_a:
word.
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mario_a:
we know mario_a....and I do apologize for any comments that are derisive, but I assure you, they are less directed at current staff than they are at management's failure to relieve both staff and users from this burden. But you were talking about suffering under the bland taste of Wonder Bread, right?
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mario_a:
co-sign
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Incredulas...did you know;
There are a few Bakeries in different cities, one such is Kahn’s Bakery in El Paso Texas. The ONLY difference in the various brands of bread is the WRAPPER.
I re-wired and automated Kahn’s years ago and am very familiar with the practice of trade off's between bakeries. The bread comes out of the ovens; it cools a short time and is placed on a conveyor belt where it takes a ride around for a bit.
When it reaches the slicers it is sliced in one clean motion, moves forward where an air jet opens a bag and an arm pushes it in and it's tie is spun on.
Different brand name ? . No sweat Change the bags. That cheaper store brand is the identical product and the name brand.And now you know the secret!
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Ricky84
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Finally a story that doesn’t make me want to barF
Unlike the swill that makes you want to say adieU
Covering the current state of wonder bread is magiC
Kinda chic like a department store in New YorK
Super job Incredulous this whole thing is so ironiC
Particularly cause of all the complaints posted in lieU
And in obvious direct confrontation of the deaR
Mutually accepted guidelines that maintain ordeR
More often that not, which is more than most places can say, like youtubE
Everyone needs to take after this maN
Really people think about it, and then go ahead and make their own posT
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Ricky84:
nice covert message in the capitals there Ricky84...I think you have captured the general sentiment on this.
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onemalefla:
You and Incredulous are bad at keeping secrets...
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Incredulous:
nice job in telling everyone... lol.. so much for "secrecy"...
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Ricky84:
I don't get it....
Just kidding, I get it.
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KSirys:
like they read anything we write....seriously.
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Varex_Sythe:
there was nothing to get...it's the new secret recipe for Wonder Bread.
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Ricky84:
i LOLed.
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Incredulous:
A-thank-ya. I think that was my most productive waste of twenty minutes as of yet.
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Ricky84:
HAH ! +^d
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CalgarC
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rofl... yeah the spam sucks, we are all migrating to other sites now
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grandavi:
bol og na... what the hell is bol og na :D rofl some of us have moved to http://www.thatgreenplace.org check it outs its great, and its all open-source too User created content and User run site
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. . . a word about Wonder Bread . . . or . . . "thou shalt think for yourselves"
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pjacobs51:
+^d !
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pjacobs51:
Don't MESS with Syd Barrette ! +^d
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pjacobs51:
And HAWKWIND is more than just a band. ( he didn't mention it,...but just in case he was even THINKING about thinking about it . . .)
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pjacobs51:
. . . .he is just DAMN WRONG about " P H O E N I X ". So there.
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Q: You know what's better than Wonder Bread?
A: This dog. This dog is WAY fuckin' better.
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insaintity:
that dog needs Cesar Millan's help
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onemalefla:
stumble upon huh...think i will
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onemalefla:
Don't bogart that joint my friend..pas it over to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvGJvzwKqg0 - 2 years ago
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onemalefla:
Sighhh, what is it going to take to get you to pay attention to the topic at hand? This is not about Current. This is a about Wonder Bread.
Guess I won't need any estriol if you show up at 8 pm with pizza and Zima. ;-0
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onemalefla:
I guess I would have some memory loss too after 2.5 Ks and a joint...hee hee, glad you are having fun. I think I'll go waste some precious petrol. Good suggestion, I need to get out of my cave.
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onemalefla:
guess I'll have to take the estriol then...
had to look that up by the way, never heard of it, thought it was something you put in your car.
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onemalefla:
Hell yea dude. Xbox?
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onemalefla:
Aah, too bad. Can't kill zombies with ya then.
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onemalefla:
That would be really cool. At one point I remember a rumor was going around they were going to do something to open it up for everyone, pc, xbox, & playstation. Wish they had, that'd be great. Half my friends are ps3. By the way, I didn't know they still made zima, or did you crack into your doomsday stash? Haha...back to the topic at hand wonderbread is terrible
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onemalefla:
Haha, nice...
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onemalefla:
yeah, cuz Incredulous doesn't know the difference between Zima and Vodka...not to mention we live at least 4 states away, and what makes you think I would need to be drunk to kill zombies anyway?
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mmmmm dunno why i can eat wonderbread like crack... yall be crazy.
but turkey on wheat any day... with some mustard... n swiss... or jack.... or cheddar... im hungry.
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heh.
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please everyone down vote the "top stories!" please please please!
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Nephwrack
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Thank you! i'm getting sick of paul krugman's face!
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I hate wonderbread, its spongy, fatty and has zero taset. Eat wheat bread instead.
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timetide:
kind of reminds you of spam, doesn't it?
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lets all start current 2.0
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EarthOwl:
Check out: www.thatgreenplace.org
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current i think we are going to have to take you off of the internet, u can stay a cable tv show, since that's what you seem to like now-a-days...the internet is for real uncensored talk, and im tired of going to post and look in the comments and see that you all have taken off like 15,000 (being sarcastic) comments because the company doesnt like anyone has to say...u r continually spiraling down into the abyss of a one hit wonder during the decade of 2000-2010...i think your time is almost done...:(
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My aunt works for Wonder Bread.
They're horrible people.
Don't buy Wonder Bread. - 2 years ago
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Numbz:
The inside scoop. THANX ! +^d !
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Numbz:
why why why??... more info please...
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Numbz:
I kind of already figured that the company that made that that Wonderbread crap had to be evil. The wonder of it is how anyone still buys it.
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EdJoyProductions:
spammers use it to make sammiches...long hours at the computer prevent healthy eating.
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Incredulous:
That makes sense because only the soulless would choose to make sammies with Wonder.
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KSirys:
I'm not totally sure about what it is my aunt does, but they won't let her have sick leave, they give her crap even when she produces a docotor's note. I think at the moment they're withholding her pay until she sign something that's like not even legal, so she's working on getting a lawyer.
They've pretty much been working to get her to quit drive her crazy for the past 5 years because she'll be able to get some bonus or something in a year or two.
Just don't buy Wonder Bread.
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Numbz:
For you anything!! I'm only a peasant in your divine light!! =D
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KSirys:
Made me smile.
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KSirys:
shameless peasant flirt ksirys...and you both made me smile!
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