Good one!

Wow, so deep.

Funny, funny....almost wet my pants funny!

Aha! . . . someone who gets it. . . how in the hell did you slip through the cracks?

Glad you made the distinction between liberal and educated.

YOU made the distinction, I merely listed them separately.
Notice I did not list conservatives up there.

LOL.. you should fact check that..

liberals are so insecure they have to repeat and remind people that they are 'educated'..LOL

I should fact-check my opinion?

Sure, I'll get right on that.

In the meantime, I have a ball and a cup that should keep you entertained for a few days...

hey don't insult the glories of ball and a cup. when you're drunk it can be your best friend.

Aw, I didn't catch the ball in the cup. Oh wait, it's okay because the ball is on a string and attached to the cup!

Liberals and educated people is a pleonasm.

Actually you made the distinction and I applaud you for it. If you had not made the distinction you would have written "facts are for educated liberal people" or "facts are for liberal educated people." It's the AND that makes the distinction.

Stated in that manner for comedic impact.

"Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmberrrrrrrrrrrrrr " ! Oh WOLF ! sic em !

ROFLMFAO +^'d

You would then die a long and excruciatingly painful death due to food poisoning... not a good idea!

I take it you've eaten Michelle before?

Since I am alive and in good health, obviously I haven't. Unlike you, I am not inclined to grazing lower bushes.

If I actually were a lesbian, I'd be damn proud of it. Homosexuality is not a mark of shame. So please, stop assuming that your prejudices (and indeed, all your beliefs) are universally true and insult me with something... I don't know... More creative?
I was just wondering how you knew what would happen if one were to actually consume a piece of Michele, since you only "know" things, and don't believe anything. I think (considering your previous statements) that assuming you actually did take a bite of her-to be absolutely sure of the validity of your statement-was quite reasonable.
Though it's not at all surprising to see you attempt to insult me to avoid the truth: you DO have beliefs.

P.S. Please don't make me post the definition of "opinion" again.

Homos ROCK!

Who said anything about homosexuality? You jump to very hasty conclusions, as always.

Wow. At least my comment was relevant... Cannibalizing Michele = eating Michele (duh).
So that grazing lower bushes comment had nothing to do with... umm... grazing lower bushes?
... I mean, wow.
You are the master of denial. I take my hat off to you good Sir.
*bows*
Great dodge by the way.

Hey little boy - your "logic" sucks! Grazing lower bushes is an image - lower bushes are poor in leaves and nutrients and are covered with dirt. The analogy is that you intellectually feed on shit.

Children are adorable, don't you think?
Just out of curiosity, didn't you notice the capital S? That means you were knighted Sir Denial, normally only females who earn their title insist on being called Sir. Wear your title proudly, Sir.
*sigh*
Intellectually feeding on shit? While talking to you? Yeah, that makes sense, though I would have said "intellectually starving".

Not all children are adorable, especially not snotty little brats like yourself. As for the female equivalent of "Sir", it is "Dame" - but of course, since you are so intellectually lacking, you didn't know this simple fact. With regard to "talking" with you, I admit that when I do, I stoop and lower myself in a shameful way, but I only do so to sink to your level.

Yep... That went right over your head...
Geez I'm starving. I think I'm going to have to give up on the junk food.

There again you are deluding yourself completely. You appear to have a major case of cognitive dissonance! Stick to the junk food, that's the only kind you can actually digest and assimilate - wholesome foods are lethal to your kind.

pro·jec·tion
  [pruh-jek-shuhn]

Psychology . the tendency to ascribe to another person feelings, thoughts, or attitudes present in oneself, or to regard external reality as embodying such feelings, thoughts, etc., in some way.

Exactly - and you do it all the time.

How? I'm genuinely curious.

OMG! Viero must be dead. I give he/she/it an open invitation to insult me and he/she/it refuses!

The sand runes crossing your divided consciousness do speak of contemptuous cardinals setting a Spanish village ablaze.

And I somehow projected my desert onto you?

So I'm projecting my desert onto you?