Sarah Palin And Michele Bachmann...As In Turner Overdrive
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I'm With Stupid should be the new Tea Party slogan.
Don’t you love people who shoot themselves in the foot? I sure do. It makes me very happy and few things make me very happy. Like a Percocet and a cup of coffee first thing in the morning. Or watching the snow fall from my bedroom window, which overlooks downtown Manhattan. Red Carpet arrivals always make me happy, too. But in the case of Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin, their perfunctory need to yattle off at the mouth–spewing Tea Party nonsense–well, it makes me very happy. Sure, my work is cut out for me, in my zeal and commitment to render them useless. But thankfully, they help me along the way because every time they say something, it is as though they shoot themselves in the foot.
Michele Bachmann’s rebuttal to President Barack Obama’s speech on Tuesday proved how desperate she is to be the key voice of the Republican Party. And Sarah Palin is by no means willing to give up her place in the spotlight for Bachmann, who doesn’t have as good a head of hair. My suggestion is that we do a special episode of MTV’s Celebrity Death Match with these two broads and “May the best woman win”, as per Ru Paul. Oh and ny the way Michele, next time you make a grand weeping statement to the United States, talk into the camera. You looked retarded. And Sarah, figures you would have a comment about Sputnik, since you can see Russia from your backyard. To quote Bugs Bunny, “What a bunch of maroons.”
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Don’t you love people who shoot themselves in the foot? I sure do. It makes me very happy and few things make me very happy. Like a Percocet and a cup of coffee first thing in the morning. Or watching the snow fall from my bedroom window, which overlooks downtown Manhattan. Red Carpet arrivals always make me happy, too. But in the case of Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin, their perfunctory need to yattle off at the mouth–spewing Tea Party nonsense–well, it makes me very happy. Sure, my work is cut out for me, in my zeal and commitment to render them useless. But thankfully, they help me along the way because every time they say something, it is as though they shoot themselves in the foot.
Michele Bachmann’s rebuttal to President Barack Obama’s speech on Tuesday proved how desperate she is to be the key voice of the Republican Party. And Sarah Palin is by no means willing to give up her place in the spotlight for Bachmann, who doesn’t have as good a head of hair. My suggestion is that we do a special episode of MTV’s Celebrity Death Match with these two broads and “May the best woman win”, as per Ru Paul. Oh and ny the way Michele, next time you make a grand weeping statement to the United States, talk into the camera. You looked retarded. And Sarah, figures you would have a comment about Sputnik, since you can see Russia from your backyard. To quote Bugs Bunny, “What a bunch of maroons.”
Read more: http://imeanwhat.com/youcallthisfashion/sarah-palin-and-michele-bachmann-as-in-t...
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