It was semen! Police confirms free yogurt sample given to woman in shop was a bit iffy

"Chew_chew who really cares what you think. they (the ones taking this so serous) take your but plug out & go eat some yogurt !! Lol"

You're right. :-)

Probably about the same number as care what you think, wouldn't you guess.

"wouldn't you guess" if I or any of the other people who made a joke were looking for your opinion or your approval they (the people who were making jokes) would've asked you for your so called opinion I see that know one has.You can state your opinion without being critical of others simply stating there own opinion!! Again who cares what you think other than your brain. lol

westsider, we could go on for days, but let's please don't. You obviously care what I think, and I obviously care what you think. Why else would we be responding to each other?

If you would care to continue this for some reason, please feel free to contact me through the messaging system here on Current. I will be happy to discuss this with you to your heart's content. You have an open invitation.

This is my last post in this thread on this subject, so you are welcome to the last word publicly, if you wish. :-)

Its kool buddy look forward to some more of your comments please fill free to contact me as well.you truly have a guud day!

Now THAT'S funny!

dito

No, that is disgusting, sick and immoral. Once again, anyone finding humor, at others disparage, is so reprehensible and disgusting! It makes me sick knowing that there are still assholes like that living in this world.

Still yet you come after me when I didn't say the joke. You never give up do you? You are bordering harassment now and everyone is a witness to it. As I said before-BACK OFF NOW.

I agree. What I find almost criminal, are the assholes whom find humor in this! Fucking pigs!

lmao!!! i know i wouldnt have been able to taste semen in greek yogurt... shes an oral genius!

If you hate Mr Gore and his reality based reports just go back to FAKE NEWS, they love ignnorant people like you. Such a disgusting thing happned to this woman and you insult Mr Gore. We need your comments to be put in the trash where they belong.

lol yes... i'm al gore... welcome to current

I believe @Mariased already answered that question:
The woman in question is 28 years old and presumably heterosexual due to the fact that her boyfriend was mentioned in the article. Of course she's tasted semen. If she had never tasted semen before she would be in a pretty tiny minority of women in her age demographic.

As old as I am now, it takes a lot more than you can dish out to offend me. There is almost nothing that I haven't seen, done, heard or witnessed myself. I do not intend to defend my own natural reaction to someone's stupidity. I would never give anyone to opportunity to supply me, as you crudely put it, "a fat wad". And you keep trying to offend me in other ways, albeit subtlety is not your strong suit and neither is a strong mind. And THAT'S funny!

Are you really that insecure of a child that you have to try to offend my personal being when not related to the article? At least I'm not hiding who I am and behind some religious icon.

To answer your question, she has probably had a man's penis in her mouth, and allowed him to ejaculate! Many young, pretty, heterosexual women enjoy eating a man's ejaculation, either before, or after having long, deep, penetrating sexual intercourse. That is how she knew what a mans ejaculate tasted like. More over, there are many mature, sexual desirable women, who are not embarrassed, to admit to loving, swallowing loads and loads of hot sticky man goo.
What I find disturbing and reprehensible is, someone would find humor, in the fact that a woman has been assaulted, by some sick bastard, that would be reasonably trusted, as a store clerk, to be providing her with a food sample, that had been tainted by possibly diseased seminal fluid, whilst holding her little girls hand. That would have to be a sick, beastly, ugly and twisted individual!

To answer your question, she has probably had a man's penis in her mouth, and allowed him to ejaculate! Many young, pretty, heterosexual women enjoy eating a man's ejaculation, either before, or after having long, deep, penetrating sexual intercourse. That is how she knew what a man's ejaculate tasted like. More over, there are many mature, sexual desirable women, who are not embarrassed, to admit, to loving and swallowing loads, and loads, of hot sticky man goo.
What I find disturbing, and reprehensible is, someone would find humor, in the fact that a woman, has been assaulted, by some sick bastard, that would be reasonably trusted, as a store clerk, to be providing her with a clean and palatable food sample, that had not been tainted by, possibly diseased, seminal fluid, whilst holding her little girls hand. That would have to be a sick, beastly, ugly and twisted individual!

What I find disturbing is that you keep on commenting ONLY on what I commented on aside from the fact that others have basically said the same thing. Others have made jokes out of the whole situation but nooooooooo, you have said some pretty disgusting things towards me or my person, which by the way, you found out will not be TOLERATED. Now just BACK OFF.

i dont know why you got so many votes down when other people who said the same thing did not... i voted you up

i agree with you... it seems pretty common sense that she should not have taken the lone sample with no demo booth

Yes I know. For some strange reason, some thought it would be fun and start attacking me personally using vile and gross words without even knowing who I am. Fortunately there is a little link called "Flag" that lets the moderators know exactly what was said by whom and then a little button called "Delete" was used afterwards. Others have been making jokes of it, not just on Current but on other news sites. I didn't. I just said it was worthy of a chuckle. Not a side splitting, tear streaming, knee slapping belly laugh..just a simple chuckle. I'm am evil apparently. LOL Thanks for your support. At least someone here is an adult.

There is nothing funny about sexual assault! Karma!

To answer your question, she has probably had a man's penis in her mouth, and allowed him to ejaculate! Many young, pretty, heterosexual women enjoy eating a man's ejaculation, either before, or after having long, deep, penetrating sexual intercourse. That is how she knew what a mans ejaculate tasted like. More over, there are many mature, sexual desirable women, who are not embarrassed, to admit to loving, swallowing loads and loads of hot sticky man goo.
What I find disturbing and reprehensible is, someone would find humor, in the fact that a woman has been assaulted, by some sick bastard, that would be reasonably trusted, as a store clerk, to be providing her with a food sample, that had been tainted by possibly diseased seminal fluid, whilst holding her little girls hand. That would have to be a sick, beastly, ugly and twisted individual!

lol, NO! Not now, not ever!!!

It seems as if the flag button works both ways!

Seems as if the flag button has a double edge!

LMAO @ Belly laugh!

What you said is very much true!

the unfortunate part about flagging members is that members who argue their points with vulgar and offensive people get their accounts suspended or even deleted, no matter if they are a beloved contributor and dedicated user of the website or not... and no matter what the context of the arguement was.... jesus is a liberal will never even be warned for the way he is speaking to you... but the first time you defend yourself, your account will be terminated... thats how the moderators of current work... especially if they dont like you personally.... we have tons of harassers, stalkers, shit talkers, and assholes... but only the people who stand up for themselves against harassers will be punished.

actually the sample person will be wearing a blank apron or an apron promoting the product they are sampling... the samplers are not employees of the stores, nor do they represent the stores... also... samplers do not follow people around the store with one sample in their hand.... your theory is rediculous...

Maybe some people like the taste of semen, and they are not at all embarrassed to admit to it. I don't mind the taste of semen, or pussy! But, I am a slut! A dirty, fat, opinionated, lethargic, greedy, criminal, slut!

Who am I???

I'm a republican of course, he he.

What the hell are you even talking about? Did you even bother reading the damn article?

Hahahahhaah

what the hell are you talking about... even the title of the story says there was semen in yogurt... you're talking about bugs in peppers....

The more I think about this, the sicker I am feeling!

Ha. Every time I order natto maki at a restaurant the waitors look at me like I'm completely insane. I really don't think it tastes that much like sperm.

"you know the taste of both, good to know?" lol... what a question!! lol.. i think she already answered that question...

Yeah, natto is not the most popular dish. I think that was pretty much all I was trying to say. You either love it or hate it.

No worries.

Not the point and what do you mean by "he came out of nowhere"?? He was in the store where he works.... NOT ON MARS.

No, she is a victim and you are a jerk!

So she was supposed assume or expect that the sample an employee was giving her had semen in it? Millions of samples are given out at grocery stores. Please explain to me how she was supposed to know that the guy had jacked off in this one.

ok sure... so he was just standing there in the middle of the bread aisle with an open container of yogurt... what i meant by he came out of nowhere, is that he just approached her... he was not set up at a booth

yes... she should have assumed something was wrong with it... she felt uncomfortable with the man for a reason. there was no sample station, and he walked up to her directly and pressured her into eating it... red flags were going up for her, but she did it anyways... hes a disgusting dick... but shes an idiot

i didnt say that she should have been a psychic... i said she should have listened to her intuition because she knew something was wrong with the situation

i'm not a jerk... if anything, im a bitch... and personal attacks will get you nowhere... i had a valid point, and your opinion of me in my personal life is not only irrelevant, but you dont know me.

She made a mistake... he committed a crime. Even though there wasn't a booth,usually in a supermarket the employees wear some kind of uniform or an apron that has a logo or name of the store on it so I can visualize this scenario setting her up.

Ok. I asked the wife about her shopping experiences:

1.) It is apparently not unusual to have "samplers" come follow you around the store and ask, or even pressure, people to try their food or beverages. I personally thought it would be very suspicious if this happened to me, but I guess this does happen regularly.

2.) It is also not unusual for "samplers" to bring only one of the samples to you and not a tray of samples. I thought that was highly suspicious as well. If a "sampler" brought a single item to me I would think.. WTF!? Again, the wife says "that does happen."

3.) What doesn't make sense to my wife is why she would put something she really did NOT WANT to eat into her mouth. That also seems stupid to me, but she says it is probably an indication that the victim did not want to be rude by saying "NO" (repeatedly) when the "sampler" was supposedly just doing their job.

Finally, a voice of reason! It really freaks me out that some people are so mean spirited and sick that they side with the perpetrator and make fun of the Victim. Sick twisted bitches!

lol... does your wife shop in a make-believe grocery store? i'm a grown woman with a family... i have also been to a store before in my life... either your wife is lying, or you are

lol.... i've seen about 10 comments of yours deleted by current because you are so vile and vulgar... and now you're coming after me? i dont care what people on a website have to say or think about me... im gonna be asleep in about 10 minutes and not one second of it will be lost behind you or anyone else on this website

yall can vote me down all day... the truth of the matter is that your first thought when u read this story was... WHY DID SHE EAT IT?... you vote me down for the same thought that came into your head... shame on you

I thought the exact same thing... but she said all of those things have happened to her... maybe she's trolling me lol.

i apologize for my condescending tone in my earlier message... upon re-reading it, i was like, wow, i sounded like a bitch... not my intention...

though i have never in my life been to a store where people follow others around with a lone sample in their hand with no demo booth...that just seems so not normal for me

NO PROB. Your tone has been a slight shade of hostile as of late, but I totally thought the exact same thing and lolz... who eats the samples anyway?

as of late? lol... im always hostile... its me

Amen brother! I would have kicked him in the balls so hard, his mother would have felt that shit!

Hell ya, I don't know how this chicks boyfriend isn't awaiting some kind of trial right, I would be in a fit of rage. The things I would have done to him.

I just laughed my ass off at your comment. "...such a salty tale..." XD

Thanks. I needed a giggle today :)

I just threw up a little in my mouth!

She left the store and only thought twice later. So, yes. He almost didn't get caught.