Republicans To Provide Jobs in One Hour

"House Leader Eric Cantor -- “House Republicans continue to act on voters’ calls to address job creation and grow the economy through the private sector"
what a bunch of horse manure. "continue to act" ?! Name one, just ONE thing this current Repub majority house has done to CREATE jobs. And the press release goes on to diss the stimulous package, calling it a failure.... and yet:
Representative Eric Cantor (VA-07) – "Nearly half of the 30 organizations participating in a job fair Cantor is holding Monday in Culpeper were recipients of the stimulus." [Dems call Cantor a hypocrite on stimulus, Washington Post, 11/18/09]
The Culpeper Star-Exponent (Allison Brophy Champion) reports that Democrats are calling out Republican Whip Eric Cantor for what they claim is contradictory support of federal funding for high-speed rail in Virginia. The funding would be part of President Barack Obama's stimulus package -- the same stimulus package Cantor vehemently opposed earlier this year. [Dems: Cantor a hypocrite on high-speed rail, Culpeper Star-Exponent, 6/24/09]

The GOP convention is going to be held in Tampa Bay, Florida. When they all get there into their hall chain the doors shut. Let them live the life of the people trapped in New Orleans for a week or so. No food, no water, backed up plumbing. Then let them out and chase them into the Gulf with fire hoses and let them swim for a couple of days. See how they like it.

Strange. They ran for public office without any knowledge of how they can create jobs. Yet, on the campaign trail they made noise about creating jobs. I guess later they are going to tell us - they are appointing a blue ribbon committee ( a committee that wears blue ribbons) to look into the possibility of creating jobs for the 21st. Century. And, in 2012 they will precent the fact finding report of the committee.

Corporate America is so awesome at creating jobs, the government has to sit down and listen to their ideas for them to start awesomely creating jobs. Phenomenal idea.

what, are they reinstating the draft?

Well, first, stop attacking the unions.

Second, stop propping up the large corporations at the expense of the small businesses.

Third, start valuing education instead of destroying it- more educated children means more educated workers, means higher income jobs, means stronger economy.

Fourth, instead of cutting welfare programs start helping the poor learn trades so that they can get off of welfare and get jobs.

But it's not like the Republicans would do any of those things- they don't give a damn about real people.

Their idea of "creating jobs" is turning our nation into a third-world country, with no unions and no minimum wage, so our workers can earn pennies an hour.

Then, corporations would stop moving factories to Mexico.

Joy.

No. They could probably produce one job in one hour. Let's see, the math in that ain't particularly impressive. But, if each one of them fired their illegal nanny or gardener or house keeper. No, still not enough jobs. Well, if each republican stopped paying for internet porn and diverted that money into rebuilding the economy. Now that would be some impressive money.

I know how we can create jobs. We confiscate the money from the wealthy through absurdly high surtaxes; then we laugh about it!

One hour. Just one hour.

They can only give this problem one hour of their attention. Millions out of work as a result of Republican - read: Koch Bros - policies, which have been systematically unfolding for years, and they can only give creating jobs 1 freakin hour.

If I were a betting person, which I am not, I would wager the "American job creators, entrepreneurs and innovators" they interview are all hand picked by the Koch Bros (or carefully watched underlings, perhaps national Republican leaders... same thing), and the outcome was determined before the "1 hour" was even announced.

The worst economic catastrophe of most living American's lifetime, and the Republicans can only take 1 freakin hour. And even then, it's to put on a kindergarten-style-play for their own amusement... and its propaganda value.

I apologize to kindergartens everywhere for that comparison. Were it an actual kindergarten play, the rest of the world could enjoy it, too.

Republicans don't know anything about creating jobs.

How about paying working people decent wages so they have money to spend? A healthy middle class breeds more jobs and a more stable economy.

you want fries with that job?

Are they mocking, or merely mimicking the Whitehouse. Note to Repubs: Been there, Done that!

an hour from when?