Woman ‘bites off her boyfriend's testicles’

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Maria Georgina Topp, 43, has appeared in court accused of the gruesome attack on Martin Douglas.
Martin, 45, had to dial 999 for an ambulance but was in so much pain it was difficult for operators to understand what he was saying. The couple had returned to his flat after a drunken night out when the attack is said to have happened at 4am.
Paramedics who arrived contacted police due to the severity of his injuries and Topp was arrested.
Self-employed DJ Martin needed emergency surgery after the incident in Newcastle and spent days recovering from injuries to his genitals and an arm before he was released from hospital.
Mum-of-four Topp, of nearby Gateshead, has been charged with causing grievous bodily harm.
A court granted her bail on condition she did not enter the city or approach Martin. A Northumbria Police spokesman said: “At around 4am on Friday, February 18, police were called to a report of an assault.
“Officers arrested a 43-year-old woman on suspicion of assault. A 45-year-old man was taken to the Freeman Hospital for treatment to injuries to his arm and groin area.
“Police have since charged Maria Georgina Topp, 43, with causing GBH.” Topp will appear again at Newcastle crown court next month.
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morirjedi
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Man what the?? She is one mean........ Kicking is bad enough but to bite them off?
- 2 years ago
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morirjedi
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bubbeemonkey
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She either got a big mouth or he's got little balls.
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bubbeemonkey
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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Ouch my pouch....ack my sack!
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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Piper_Lynch
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Taking a little S & M to a whole new level... That's just wrong.
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Piper_Lynch
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Rebecca_Phillips
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Piper_Lynch:
A Little? Piper this carries S&M way beyond the Vegas Dominatrix who went to far with pleasuring the desires of her client...and he accidently drowned!
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Rebecca_Phillips
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royulery
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hey, doesn't her picture look like the squirrel video that went viral?
- 2 years ago
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royulery
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royulery
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you couldn't just bite them off, it would take work. first you would have to get the sack all the way in the mouth, not a small task, then bite hard through the tough sack and stringy vas deferens. a chewing, while a raking the teeth back and forth motion must have accompanied a strong side to side head jerking. all the while holding the legs apart.
all is all it must have been as violent as bull riding. - 2 years ago
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royulery
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crystalman
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royulery:
I think with good teeth, skillful jaw motion and sheer determination, it could be pulled off.
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crystalman
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Avior
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Beer, sex and teeth, a bad combination.
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Avior
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FlexSF
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Jesus Christ!
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FlexSF
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gepma44
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first of all , as a man ,you can hear the scary piano tinkle jason like music way before someone bites off your balls.....He heard the music. he just got greedy and wanted to come first... AM I RIGHT FELLAS?......
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gepma44
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jesus_is_a_liberal
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gepma44:
No. However, It does now make me scared of fat girls!
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jesus_is_a_liberal
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LowShred
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The main question here is, why would he let her get anywhere near his testicles to where she could bite them off, in the middle of an argument?
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LowShred
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dudefromtherock
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I've heard of people getting the munchies something fierce but plllllllease!
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dudefromtherock
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danitassin
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Let's all hope there was good enough reason. The only circumstance where I could, maybe, justify this is if they were married and he got another girl pregnant. Even then, He'd have to be parading her around to get me mad enough to do that.
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danitassin
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jesus_is_a_liberal
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danitassin:
Umm, only a CRAZZZY BITCH, could ever do something like that. Something to ponder...
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alterfox
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What a bitch. But I'm sure there's two sides to the story.
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alterfox
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alterfox:
Usually I would agree with that statement, but I can't think if anything here that warranted ball chomping. Unless some hideous secrets from his past proves that he is a rapist or a child molester or a murderer or anything like that, he did not deserve to get his jewels bitten off.
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EdJoyProductions
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Imeh_Ntuen
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This must have been quite a surprise- you think you're getting lucky--then BAMMM!!! Your balls are bitten off.
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Slingingstones
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Finally, a girl that understands me. Ooooooh, baby!
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chuckiebean
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I'd rather die
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VanessafromDC
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.....(snicker)
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BrushwithDeathToothpaste
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That will teach him not to take her to dinner first.
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EdJoyProductions
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BrushwithDeathToothpaste:
And don't let her eat just salad, make her eat a 3 course meal so she won't be hungry for "snacks" later. :)
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Mark701
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Why do women always target a guys genitals?
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BrushwithDeathToothpaste
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Mark701:
Why do men always target a woman's genitals?
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dudefromtherock
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BrushwithDeathToothpaste:
I hit upon a gal at a bar once and asked her..."Why do attractive women always get what they want?" She took a sip from her drink and whispered..." It's because we sit on gold".
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Mark701
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BrushwithDeathToothpaste:
Clearly we are using the word "target" in different ways. Still, using it in the sense you imply it's also true for women. They're just a bit more selective.
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Mark701
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remanns
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I really don't think women should do that.
p.s. - - -not trying to come off "all judgemental" or anything . . .
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LICENTIOUS
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Finally - male birth control - j/k
SMH - she is a mother of 4.....
Chances are that when she goes to court the judge will be a man. -__-
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crystalman
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my kind of gal
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extracrazykiwi2008
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Dont mess with that one!
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Earl_Dixon
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ouch
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royulery
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43-year old woman finds new exciting way to whiten teeth. unfortunately the after taste is nuts.
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royulery
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royulery:
Haahaahaa.
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askyeu
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Check out the video here!...
Women Bites off Testicles [ORIGINAL]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz3pynhlWno - 2 years ago
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tlbuffin:
LOL!!!
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tlbuffin:
LMAO!!!!
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tlbuffin:
Actually, the really big ones aren't Rush's testicles, they are his anal cysts.
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tlbuffin:
I doubt that!
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Leen61
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She's invented a new sport....Extreeeeeeeme Tea Bagging!
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Leen61:
::giggle:: Just picturing an ESPN graphic for that "sport".
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EdJoyProductions:
LOL! :)))
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Leen61:
HAH ! +^d
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remanns:
Thanks! :))
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gepma44
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He can always get work as a faranelli......
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gepma44
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gepma44
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Tea Bagging gone horribly wrong.......
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PeteLeS33
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Must be a fan of Elania Bobbit!
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eden49
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...well, that sure tops it off...
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Itsbatman_Durr
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her name wasn't kitten_of_doom by any chance, was it?
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crunchynuts
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you guys need to stop watching the "daily show"..
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ankab
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He didn't say byte me to her did her. Bit of internet humour. I would too if had said that to me. Next time choose a tootless granny boyfriend with you reattached new testicles.
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letsliveinpeace
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Ouch!!!!
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COMMONSENSEFORCOMMONGOOD_COM
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hmmm, a fellow wants to make sure she isn't still pissed off at you, if she's going there!
Isn't it wonderful, that such little things can be the source of SO MUCH humor?
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Roldan
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COMMONSENSEFORCOMMONGOOD_COM:
and pain.
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COMMONSENSEFORCOMMONGOOD_COM:
LOL..not if its your testicles that were bitten off..
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unimatrix0
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I wonder if she said "tastes like chicken!"?
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ThatCrazyLibertarian:
Oh, was he a census taker? Now it all makes sense. :)
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unimatrix0:
Ouch ! +^d
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unimatrix0:
Hilarious!
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p122345:
or don't like them so much that you want to -literally- eat them!
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testy~testy
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twinite:
heh heh heh +^d !
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Vierotchka
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Radical birth control, 100% sure once all the sperms still present in the vas deferens and the urethra are gone or dead...
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hunzedog
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she was tired of tea baggers....
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hunzedog:
she cant find any liberal men with balls..
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crunchynuts:
She could've done you - but she didn't have a pair of tweezers to find 'em
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tlbuffin:
Ha! WTF is this?
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gypsysailor
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Should have swallowed the evidence.
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gypsysailor:
LOLOL,,,now you are resourceful! I've heard their better sauteed.
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I was trying to find the junkyard scene in "stand by me". I was gonna say something stupid like, her nickname must be chopper, but I found this instead. I just watched it 5 times & it keeps getting funnier.
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jennilamb007
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Wow, that is some set of teeth on that woman. LOL. I have trouble with a tough steak. ; )
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Slingingstones
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Errol Flynn used to castrate sheep in Australia by this method back in the day.
It would have been Lorena Bobbitt's second M.O., I suspect. - 2 years ago
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Slingingstones:
maria + lorena = one whole man
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Slingingstones:
Actually, I saw a film (circa 60s), a shockumentary about women in a Scandinavian country (I think) that castrated sheep using their teeth. I remember seeing it. I think it was narrated by Peter Ustinov.
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Speaking from a man's perspective here: OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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maria is obviously a farm raised gal
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had a craving for some mountain oysters
clearly a case of mistaken identity
no bull
i promise you... - 2 years ago
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Littlewolf
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Hey Crunchynuts - have I got a girl for you!
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Littlewolf:
Now that IS funny. Wonder if he will be changing his handle now?
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Littlewolf:
Crunchynuts sounds like it could be a menu item if she opened a restaurant.
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KSirys
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ouch... i was hurting for him...
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nobiggovduh
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No reason why?
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nobiggovduh:
You've heard of the Twinkie defense, get ready for the Almond Joy defense.
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rtu
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What happen before that? Were they dating? Is she a prostatute that didnt get paid? where the performing some sex position and she fell with his pp in her mouth. Who is Topp and Martain?
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rtu:
wow wow wow, are you doing research for the book already?
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rtu:
Perfectly valid questions...
*strokes... chin* - 2 years ago
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Equinator
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Hey guys, I hear Maria single and looking for a date. Any takers?
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Equinator
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Roldan
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Equinator:
Yeah, I heard boehner was going out with her!
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Roldan:
Orange nuts for Maria tonight.
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Equinator:
uhmm...so you think she'll have. . .CRUNCHYNUTS tonight?
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ThatCrazyLibertarian:
Yeah, wouldn't it be great to have an army of these Marias and let them loose on 99.99 . . . of our "representatives" in the .gov?
(but let's give Mr. Kucinich advanced notice, though! we don't want anything happening to that man for it would be OUR lost!)
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ThatCrazyLibertarian:
they have no nuts, just gall. otherwise they would get an honest job. that's more than half their problem.
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