Having sex after a dry spell could kill you. Just great.

I guess you need to work out solo until you get a partner. Spanking one off could save your life!

"The problem arises in people who aren't used to any regular physical exercise"
I thought sex counted as a "physical exercise" :P

Spend more time at the gym and have more fun in the bedroom ;-)

I'm happily married and thus celibate.

how about sex toys? (LOL)

Who doesn't want to die happy?

Cardio Cardio Cardio , Masterbating wont help thats an activity , sex is a athletic endeavour

Just imagine the epitaphs..... :D

Kinda like if you sit on your butt for 10 years eating cheeseburgers and then attempt to run 20 flights of stairs...

Leave it to academics to provide a buzzkill. The question is "How many researchers died during this study?"

My girlfriend showed me an article in Cosmo on 77 sex positions. The writer told her boyfriend she had to submit the article to be published in three months. I'll bet he didn't mind his girfriend bringing her work home and staying up late working hard.

There are simple solutions. Stay in shape. Don't have a dry spell.

I've been Married for twentytwo years now. I have no idea what a dry spell is. AHA HA HA HA

totalllllly worth the risk lol

Does regular masturbation, fat or not, give one immunity?

Good headline. Cute photo. Thanks richjm for an interesting post.

Seeing as everyone just wants to tip-toe around it, I'll take the plunge. Just go ahead and RUB ONE OUT once a day, twice if you're feeling particularly randy.

...if I'm gunna go, I hope it happens quickly...oh wait...

Then I'm screwed! Pun intended,,,,, Plus married..sigh.. But its still a better way to go! lol

Its good to have a few drinks first, keeps the blood thin. I wonder what viagra does to those stats?

Might as well go out on top, pun intended.

Oh yeah, but what a way to go :-) :-) :-)!!

Sex may feel exciting but from all the studies I've seen it doesn't really compare to even to normal physical exercize. You'd have to be extremely unhealthy (extremely), or extremely old and infirm to have sudden death as one of the risks of intercourse.

Unless you have an aneurysm or something strangely exotic...

Well Ive gone almost an entire year without sex, though I have been taking a martial arts class for the last two months, so I think I will be alright. If not, dying while having sex is on my list of "favorable ways to die" :P

Just another Darwinian theory. Biology just works that way. Survival of the fittest.

Great reason to be healthy and go for a walk everyday.

added to "DEAD",.....and a fuckwad o' other gropes.

I would say "but-load",...butt . . .

Well,....do some really pure Heroin after your renaissance sex,....
remember.....NIRVANA may just exist in THIS life. Just sayin.
Go for the gold while you can ! HUZZAH !

p.s besides,....if you shuffle off this mortal coil,....best not to go with misgivings about the last SEX partner,....at least keep the cause of the "kick off" ambiguous. I would.

this is why it may be a good idea to drink before ....err indulging. Red wine is good for more than the heart.

just a wee nip mind you, not the entire bottle...

Well at least its a good way to go. But probably better to just not have dry spells.

Well, that settles it! No more dry spells for me. My husband will be thrilled.

Fuck that...

...no seriously. You could die if you don't.

Great...another reason to not get married.

Keep your testosterone level up gents. Low T is no way to be. And if
you think the adage " Life is hard... then you die " is an exaggeration,
consider: The bone yard is even harder than having a hard on. Those
residents are experiencing permanent rigor mortis. Don't loose your
sense of humor either. Ladies worth having tend to fancy that too.