Man Mysteriously Engulfed In Flames At Porn Shop

Now some entrepreneure will come out with flame retarded lube and non flammable condoms.

Now some entrepreneure will come out with flame retarded lube and non flammable condoms.

he was watching a movie and the hot action was too much

Wow...must have been a hell of a video .

I catch on fire in the porn shop..... like a boss.

Too much friction I guess. Ha ha . Sorry I had to say it. I hope he's ok. There's spray on skin now though.

Alas, another case of C.P.R. = combustible porn rash go awry. Lol! Next time don't sag your pants. Air give fuel to fire, dumbass!

WTF was he watching? Sara pale on a gangbang???

WTF was he watching? Sara pale on a gangbang???

This is what happens when you use too much self warming lub.

i hope kenny is ok!!

KIDDING!!

THATS HOT !!!

auto erotic combustication?

it could be a mixture of the semen from the jerky booths and the cleaning supplies they use mixed together to form an unknown accelerant

i can already hear evangelists saying god sent hellfire to smite this sinner in his evil ways

This is too funny! Gives a whole new meaning to "woke up with wood".....

Sorry, I'm as guilty as the next guy when it comes to snarky posts. I confess. I also can't get past the words "life-threatening third-degree burns" in the first sentence of this story and find it funny.

It's all been said.....so I'll just move along....... giggling .

This should stress the importance of lube. Friction can be a killer!

i leave symbols to the symbol_minded

Come on Baby Light My Fire!

Do they charge extra for that?

Now wait a Minute.... Are you telling me he rubbed that stick so hard and fast, It Caught Fire??? Oh My that's some Heavy Pettin' for sure... LOL!!!!

That's what happens when you free base in those little jerk off booths.

I apologize, but I just can't let this go without noting that guy was flaming in San Fransisco.

Told him not to make his own lube. :(

Answer: He was free-basing in the booth! Happened here in Oregon years ago, only they did not have the guy running out of the porn shop he died in the booth!
And caused major fire damage to the shop!

added to "Apocalypse News" -heh-

note- would have added this to "End Times Prophecy",.....but I guess they kicked me out. -sigh.

This REALLY DOES belong in the "End Times"..

p.s. also added to "current cult" ; cult of 'spontaneous combustion',.....a subset of 'the wacky unexplained',......and MOST PROBABLY related to "Cult of the Martian DEATH RAY" ! HUZZAH ! to that cult. Shit like this should ALWAYS be posted to "current cult".

just sayin.

thats some fast jerking lol

All I can say is, I want to read what he was reading.

Hmmm,......with sunglasses.

Haha.
He got all hot and bothered.

I BLAME SATAN .

Good story! it should do well.

There are reported cases of spontaneous human combustion that cannot be explained. Just do a search for "spontaneous human combustion." It is really quite interesting.