Declaring Global Warming Inevitable, Scientists Look to Accelerate Evolution

Get your nose out of your graphs and charts and take a look at the real world.
Climate has been going berzerk all over the planet for several decades now.
Arctic ice is melting 100 years earlier than anyone predicted and sea levels are rising twice as fast as the worst case scenerios.
Floods, droughts, storms and fires are getting biblical.
The recent cooling of the northern hemisphere is the result of severe warming in the Arctic pushing cold fronts south as the Arctic experienced the warmest winter on record.
The Arctic sea will be ice free during summer in a few years if this keeps up.
In the mean time enormous amounts of methane gas is being released by the rapidly melting tundra, amplifying the greenhouse effect a thousand fold.
The denial from both the right and the left is sickening.
We are clearly in a climate crisis but we cling to our political agendas.
Can we let go of our big egos long enough to prevent a huge extinction event not seen on Earth in the past 65,000,000 years?
I seriously doubt it.

Actually, you have a point. Maybe I should get my nose out of the graphs and scientific data and spend more time in the real world, after all, I haven't been in the Arctic much this year. Y'see, unlike most of the armchair activists here I do actually travel the world and see things for myself. My main sphere of real-world experience is within the Arctic, a place I've spent many a cold night.

But for the moment let's have a look at sea levels. Rising faster than predicted? No. Sea level rises have decelerated. Another recently published paper states:

"Holgate noted that the deceleration he obtained was consistent with ‘‘…
a general deceleration of sea level rise during the 20th century’’
(pp. 243–244) that he said was suggested in analyses by
Woodworth (1990), Douglas (1992), and Jevrejeva et al. (2006).
We repeated the reanalysis of data presented in Douglas (1992)
for the period 1930–2010 and obtained a deceleration of -0.015
+/- 0.011 mm/y2 (SD), which is somewhat greater than the
deceleration from 1905–2010."
http://www.jcronline.org/doi/pdf/10.2112/JCOASTRES-D-10-00157.1

And concludes:

"Our analyses do not indicate acceleration in sea level in U.S.
tide gauge records during the 20th century. Instead, for each
time period we consider, the records show small decelerations
that are consistent with a number of earlier studies of
worldwide-gauge records. The decelerations that we obtain
are opposite in sign and one to two orders of magnitude less
than the +0.07 to +0.28 mm/y2 accelerations that are required to
reach sea levels predicted for 2100 by Vermeer and Rahmsdorf
(2009), Jevrejeva, Moore, and Grinsted (2010), and Grinsted,
Moore, and Jevrejeva (2010). Bindoff et al. (2007) note an
increase in worldwide temperature from 1906 to 2005 of 0.74C.
It is essential that investigations continue to address why this
worldwide-temperature increase has not produced acceleration
of global sea level over the past 100 years, and indeed why
global sea level has possibly decelerated for at least the last
80 years."

So much for sea level rises swamping the planet, maybe that's because the ice caps aren't melting? How many years have they been predicting an ice-free Arctic? I guarantee you will never see an ice-free Arctic during the summer.
As of today Arctic ice extent is similar to what it was in 2008. There is more ice now than there was in 2004/5/6/7. Ice thickness is also increasing. Severe warming in the Arctic? No. There was a hotspot near to Greenland but that has now gone. The reasons for the hotspot are well known but I won't go into it here (Look up: Rossby wave).
Take Narsarsuaq in Greenland (Not in the Arctic circle) for example. Today's temperature is -7C. The average for this day is +9C The warmest temperature for this day was +12C in 2008. Hardly an indication of warming.
Then pop over to Barrow Alaska. Average Max temperature for today is -12C. A record of +4C was set in 1931, and today's temperature is forecast to reach only -16C. I'm not sure about your world, but I cannot imagine ice melting at those temperatures.

Floods, droughts, storms and fires are getting biblical? No. Not according to the data. Unfortunately data isn't available for centuries gone by, but there is still a lot of written evidence of weather more severe than what we are experiencing today. In fact there is data available that shows a decrease in severe weather, and severe weather events are easily explained.

"The recent cooling of the northern hemisphere is the result of severe warming in the Arctic pushing cold fronts south as the Arctic experienced the warmest winter on record. "
A cold front is the leading edge of a cooler air mass. Your assumption does not make sense.
Warmest Arctic winter on record? No. And the data shows things were pretty cold there during the summer too. Last year's ice was slow to start melting and quick to re-melt, therefore a shorter melt season than of late was experienced.

This is why data rules over what people believe. I doubt you or anyone else walks out of the door in the morning and thinks, 'ah, today is 0.2C warmer than it was this time ten years ago'. Data wins over peoples' perceptions. Just because someone believes it's warmer, colder, more ice... doesn't mean they're right.

Roanoke+Virginia doesn't have any of that bad climate stuff happening. Which actually is kinda STRANGE because here next to the Roanoke Regional Airport there's a tendency for high speed Wind Shear, and we haven't even been having that!

Something's real messed up! The snowstorms went around us then skipped over us when they ran up the coast. All of them did that.

Another real strange thing happened also. A large company announced they were moving into Pulaski, about 70 miles south of here, but then the biggest tornadoes to ever hit Pulaski happened and damaged their buildings I think. Very strange, direct hit to new businesses => it's like the saviour gettin' slapped in the face.

Okay then. We shall just have to wait and see.
By then it will be far to late to do anything but shit ourselves.
Your contrarian data on global warming is as flawed as the green data on nuclear energy and the threat of radiation.
Denial apparantly IS a river in Egypt.
May the gods help us all.