Well, as the Church Lady would say: "Isn't that CONVEEEEENIENT?!?"
How KIND (and equally unlikely) of OBL to have pre-recorded a message for Obama to use to terrorize us with. One might think that, like the 5 or 6 times OBL has supposedly "died" before:
***He never existed except in a CIA/U.S.-president run "Wag-the-Dog" gig;
***He did exist but died very soon after 911, either from natural or other causes, and his "life" has been sustained by the CIA/U.S.-president conspiracy because OBL turned out to be such a good tool for keeping Americans constantly terrorized and, therefore, compliant to any constitution-gutting measures the CIA/president wanted to force on us;
***He is still alive, and the Obama Vanity Attack in Pakistan was a scam.
I'm so over Bush, Cheney, Obama and their playing God with other countries and their residents, in order to amass even more power than they have now.
Like Bush/Cheney, fear and terror are practically his only leadership tools, and Obama will--as did Bush/Cheney--pimp OBL and his "death" to terrorize us on a regular basis between now and 2012.
After that, Obama will only terrorize us when he's screwed up. Americans have taught their leaders that they are very easily manipulated by fear, terror, and patriotism.