BREAKING: The Rapture begins! Volcanic Eruption has started in Iceland

*is looking forward to pretty sunsets/rises*

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Amen!

I mean... right on!

lol The best kind of Science IS prophecy (you know, so you can get out of the way in time?).

This just in... one of my neighbors just sneezed.

I'm with you 100% percent. These Dooms Day fanatics should not be allowed to bother the rest of us with their non-sense, let alone have influence over serious issues by voting. These lunatics claimed that everyone left behind after the "Rapture" would suffer miserably. Well, they're still here. So, they ought to suffer from some mandated silencing. The global zeitgeist, our collective dialogue, could greatly benefit with the an exclusion from religious zealots.

WHEW i thought i might get tagged as a hater for that.
but yeah.fuck'em with thier supposed knowledge.
just like everything else, to be a grown up functioning human being we must learn from our mistakes.
but they never do!!

I think the latest doomsday nutcase should be forced to refund the millions that people sent him because they thought they wouldn't need "money" anymore.

From a google news article....

"As May 21 drew nearer, followers say donations grew, allowing Family Radio to spend millions of dollars on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs plastered with the doomsday message. In 2009, the nonprofit reported in IRS filings that it received $18.3 million in donations, and had assets of more than $104 million, including $34 million in stocks or other publicly traded securities."

August_K, one terrible, terrible thing may have really happened.

Late last night (I do animal rescues), I got word that a man in Orange County, California, was planning to euthanize all his animal companions earlier today, before the Rapture, to "spare them suffering."

Don't know why, but this bastard actually made it onto one of our L.A. television news programs.

Jesus! I'm STILL sick to my stomach, because I don't know if the fool actually went ahead and did it.

With ya dude! My favorite part about today is that it was calculated from the bible. LOL Which version or bad translation? It is a very old piece of fiction, exactly how is it supposed to magically give an exact date of doomsday?

There is a special Place for people like him.

Hm...

hehehe +^'d

Agreed, only I'd change "religious zealots" to "most zealots".

Psych ward?

i once worked with a guy, a super nice guy, but dumb as shit, who thought the world was going to end at a certain date, because islam,judaism,and christianity all agreed on this date.not just one religion but all three.

so i said of course the math would match up as they are all religions based on the same ancient scriptures.

what followed was the most akward deafining silence as he never thought of that part before.

Dammit, not again. I just fought my way up to OT43.

True and in the article it specifically says this was expected...

Oh, god, please don't tell me it actually DID rain in Seattle today!!! I'm sooooo scared all OVER again, now!

It rained again in Seattle!? OMG, let's begin digging our graves.

Oh, wait, what's the easiest way to move that much mud?

Don't you mean SPLAT!!!!
Ain't that what shit does?