Keith Olbermann Wins King of Extreme Title: 7/18-PCW Extreme Political TV « Political Championship Wrestling

PCW Extreme Political TV Results
Midway Middle School Auditorium
Midway, GA
Monday July 18th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave

Suave welcomed everyone to this week’s edition of PCW Extreme Political TV and was immediately joined by Midway’s police chief Kelly Morningstar.

Chief Morningstar welcomes PCW to Midway, Georgia and then wants to know why three kids are selling lemonade in the lobby. Suave reaches into his pocket and produces a one day permit and the crowd cheers. Then someone grabs a microphone.

Man: “Rafe Semmes, Midway, Georgia. ...This is simply ludicrous! Shame on whoever made the judgment call that the lemonade was a threat because they did not know what was in it. This is what happens when “PC” takes over common sense and reality goes out the window.”

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Chief Morningstar again repeats that the girls didn’t have a business license or the required permits and police could not determine how the lemonade was made, who made the lemonade, of what the lemonade was made with. The crowd boos in response.

Man #2: “Scott Brown, Atlanta, GA. ...The law is the law and you cannot selectively enforce it. Period. To anyone else offended by the officer’s actions, get over it. We cannot turn those charged with enforcing the law into bad guys. They didn’t make the laws, so it’s unfair to blame them for something you feel may be wrong.”

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Brown’s remarks also elicit boos. Suave says this is a issue of using ‘common sense.’

Suave: “I don’t know what’s more ridiculous. The war on lemonade stands all over the country or this whole Carmageddon thing that was supposed to bring LA to its knees over the weekend.”

Match #1 Triple R (D) w/ Code Pink and Emily List defeats ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay (Tea Party)
- Triple R still lusts of being the PCW champion. McAvay tries to win one for the Tea Party. Unfortunately, McAvay goes Phil Mickelson in the final round of the British Open. After Triple R dominates early. McAvay makes an incredible comeback and looks to be on the verge of winning but his overaggressiveness pisses it away at the end.

Rick Perry Visits EA Sports
On a jumbo screen inside the offices of a division of EA Sports, a scene from one of the company’s popular college football video game was playing out, featuring Perry as quarterback for his alma-mater, Texas A&M.

In the scene, Perry throws a touchdown before a stadium full of cheering fans.

As Perry left the room, a reporter shouted, “hey Rick, are you in the game?”

It was a reference to EA’s catch-phrase “if it’s in the game, it’s in the game.”

Perry did not respond and hustled off the stage.

Suave: The big question is ‘will Perry answer the call?’ Let’s find out.

Suave pulls out his cell phone and dials…and waits…and waits…and waits…

Match #2 (Taped at an Idaho bar) Marlon Baker defeats Daren Abbey
- it all began when 28-year-old white supremacist Daren Abbey began threatening Marlon Baker and threatened to stab him because “blacks are not welcome.” Baker, wearing a t-shirt that said “Spokane Boxing Club champion,” knocked Abbey unconscious with one punch.

Ron Paul Promo
Ron Paul announces that this is his final trip around the political merry-go-round. Either he will become the next PCW CEO or he will retire from political wrestling.

This brings out the PCW Tag Team Champions- Jack and Joe Schmidt along with Jim Schmidt. Jim walks out with the Extreme German Schnauzer Hans Gruber.

Jack is disappointed that Ron Paul is going to retire next year if he doesn’t win the PCW CEO race. But what he’s NOT disappointed about is the new Harry Potter movie. Jack raves about Alan Rickman’s ‘brilliant’ performance as Professor Snape in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows- Part 2.

Joe admits that he cried during the part where Snape reveals to Harry that he loved his mother. He begins to break down again but Jack picks it up from there and reminds everyone that Rickman also played Hans Gruber in the first Die Hard movie- the name of their Extreme German Schnauzer.

Jack says that no matter what, the PCW Tag Team Title belts are home and will stay with the Schmidts even after Paul retires.

Suave Tries to Call Rick Perry Again…
Suave pulls out his cell phone and dials…and waits…and waits…and waits…

Match #3 for the King of Extreme Title
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Ann Coulter
Markos Moutilsas
Arianna Huffington
‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews
Glenn Beck
Laura Ingraham
Bill O’Reilly
Alan Grayson
Rachel Maddow
Keith Olbermann

LEFT:
Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter
Markos Moutilsas, Arianna Huffington, ‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews

RIGHT:
Glenn Beck, Laura Ingraham, Bill O’Reilly
Alan Grayson, Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann

Glenn Beck eliminates Alan Grayson via pinfall

Rachel Maddow eliminates Glenn Beck via pinfall

Laura Ingraham eliminates Rachel Maddow

Sean Hannity eliminates ‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews via pinfall

Markos Moutilsas eliminates Rush Limbaugh via pinfall

Hannity eliminates Moutilsas via pinfall

Keith Olbermann eliminates Laura Ingraham via pinfall

Arianna Huffington eliminates Hannity via pinfall

Ann Coulter eliminates Huffington. Ann Coulter wins the Left Chamber.

Keith Olbermann eliminates Bill O’Reilly. Keith Olbermann wins the Right Chamber

…the FOK News All-Stars come out and join Al Gore in the beat down of Coulter. Olbermann urges them on while wearing the crimson mask. Shuster and Gore hold Coulter up. Olbermann can't see very well. He charges Coulter. SPEAR!]

Sauve: “SPEAR RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE! HOLY CRAP!”

[Olbermann and Coulter land in the ring after going through the other levels of the cage. They're both out. But Olbermann lands on top of Coulter. The referee makes the count...1...2...3.]

WINNER AND NEW KING OF EXTREME: Keith Olbermann