Sarah Palin's totally still not running: Campaign Update with Brett Erlich

This is the only reason I've come back to Current in an entire year. I really hope Brett does more of these videos! I loved them in '08.

If all you need is fried butter, Paula Deen would make a better president.

Finally, Campaign Update. Glad to see you back Brett.

Is Sarah Palin still a news story? I thought that had already run its course.

Glad Brett is around. His commentary is pretty spectacular.

This woman put the "um" in dumb.

I bet she takes a good whiff of helium before she speaks.

She is so dumb, she thinks Grape Nuts are an STD!

If you placed her in a room with Lassie and Rin Tin Tin, you'd have two actors and Dog!

There were two guys standing in line at a sperm bank, ready to make a deposit for a little cash. After about one hour, they noticed the line had grown to over 100 men deep. They looked to the front of the line to see what was wrong and they noticed a security guard and a Doctor arguing with a woman.

They went to the front of the line to investigate. When they arrived, they were surprised to see Sarah there, hands on hips and holding up the progress. They quickly asked why she was in the line at all. The Doctor said, " we've been trying to tell her for the last hour that this is a sperm bank and she should leave."

Both guys were angry and yelled at Sarah, telling her she could only stay in line if she had sperm to donate. She gave them a glaring look, pointed to her mouth and mumbled, "UMMM,UMMM,UMMM."

All I can say is Bear FTW! Are you with me? I say we get that bear to run ... the debates would be awesome — ROARRR!

America has all kinds of classes, Working class, Ruling Class, Middle class and Sarah Palin is in the Dumb Ass class, She is literally being paid to be a dumb ass. A Professional Idiot Class has risen in America favoring the wealthy and powerful. Professional Idiot Class is made up of celebrities, politicians, media figures and other people who act in the interest of the ruling class. Sarah is one of many Professional Idiots wandering around America spouting her special brand of stupid.

She won't run. Thankfully her time in the spotlight is almost up.Most of us are sick of her, and when her base supporters realize how badly she's scammed them, they'll drop her in a New York second. Can't happen soon enough. Thanks a lot John McCain, how'd it work out for you?

Even if there was ONE point I agreed with her on (& there definitely is not), I can't stand listening to her voice; she was ranting on t.v. & I wasn't watching - I tho't it was Edith Bunker carrying on. I don't care if she's rich & beautiful & "a breath of fresh air", she's dumb, stupid, & I want her out of my face.

Talk about the Dumbing down of America, Eeeesh!!!!

Betcha her PAC is still collecting money though. She'll wind up rich over this. I don;t think she ever intended to run, just to collect the cash.

In her speech today she stated that she would eliminate the income tax on corporations to stimulate economic growth. She proudly stated that to pay for this loss of revenue she would close loopholes in the "CORPORATE INCOME TAX". This got a round of cheers from her crowd of supportbots.

I shudder at the impression this inane vacuous logic must leave on people of other countries that may not completely understand our selection process. They must be asking themselves if this is really the best we have to offer, and what that might mean in our relations with other economies and powers. This Tundra Twit is costing us more than we can imagine.

Just when I thought it was safe to turn my computer back on heeeeeeres Sarah.
Both Jaws and the Shining all wrapped into one.

BRETT! WELCOME BACK BRO!

As much as I can't stand her, I think she should run so America can really see what an IDIOT she is..................what a joke!

Only her hairdresser knows for sure.

The hell with Palin, it's GREAT to see/hear BRETT! Love ya B!

I'm Sarah Palin, PUT YOUR HEAD IN MY MOUTH!!!

Seriously, good to see Brett working again...

No one has anything to say about her policies, ever. Just "she's down home" or "she's pro-family" or "she's hot" (ick) - what about her IDEAS? Oh, she's got none. Okey dokey smokey! (wink!)

Bring on some more Viral Video Film School!! I love you Brett! :*

Sarah is the rare female douche bag...

politics DEMANDS beer. ( final answer )