Canada to Build Twenty-foot Fence if Perry Elected Could Be Electrified, Border Officials Warn

Perry's a crazy mo' fo
he's likely to go Apocalypto on you

Great - was that near you? I heard just a bit ago that the pieces that "fell near Calgary" was part of a hoax - you got some good video there. Thanks.

Oh nothing beats the boys...Trailer Park Life!

I heard it was a hoax too...this was supposedly near Okotoks.

So, Oklahoma is now part of Canada, eh?

LOL

That's why I always say, "Verify, Verify, Verify!". Especially when it comes to claims of, "This is so true! I saw it on YouTube!".

}8^)

The feeling is mutual. It's fun to show it to squares, they usually look at it as atrocious and such, so predictable. But at least you get a double comedy, the show and their expressions. I like the one with Bubbles and his mannequin, who is quite malevolent. I'm actually going to watch this show now too, lol. Thank you!

LMAO! I've seen this before. Absolutely love when he does sign language to Julian!

We have NOTHING like it here in the States....it wouldn't pass the "censors"...although we're SUPPOSED to be a nation that LOVES freedom of expression...right?

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

Dagnabit, WE'RE GULLIBLE!

We'll believe ANYTHING our government tells us about ourselves, even when it's an outright lie.

Thank God for VIA.

At least you're intelligent enough to see through the lies your country propagates...let's face it you really have very little freedom of speech or expression.

Tis true, but alas there is a difference in our countries...we do not proclaim from the mountain tops to be the home of the free like you do.

You're going to compare getting a speeding ticket to freedom of speech? Oooooook and dude using that "eh" at the end of your comments is a tad corny. Off to work, Peace out.

Don't be gettin' your panties in a knot now...I'm all for having fun,hell we are famous for it after all. Enjoy your day ~ best wishes.

FANTASTIC.
I AM CANADIAN.

She's still hot... well more so when she's wearing her dentures xD

You better be careful with that "I am Canadian" stuff - the revenuers of the great white north will come visit you on your quarterly tax day...
We understand tho, being Canadian is truly a state of mind. (Mindlessness?? - No I said "mind." HA!!!!)

No tunnel required for you Kenny. Stop that foolish digging and just walk toward the "northern light."

Before you come Google " How to skin beavers"

Thanks, I was getting tired! See you in 2012. :)

Your forgetting my friend I'm from the Beaver state (Oregon) we already know how to skin Beavers, my Oregon Duck team does it every year! :)

Canadian citizenship question #2. What is the one question you never ask a moose?

Okay, I give. Tell it pleeeeese?

Where's Rocky? I don't know I'll have to look that up!

Sorry it was a trick question xD

Nice, but I was referring to another type of beaver not of the animal kingdom xD

I know, thus my Gracie Allen type response. :D

We smoke a lot of weed - and we personally think we're hilarious - ALL the time.

Don't forget open minded and intelligent ;P

It's simple actually... we try and find ways to find common ground where Americans do the reverse.

and we smoke plenty of herb....good herb haha.

And if push comes to shove - we'd share it. We live in a land o' plenty - plenty good bud.

LOL that is reallly good!
We try all the time to forget Britain and they will never see us as anything other than their COLONY. We split from the US in some war in 1812, and since then, we are YOUR northern playground and supplier of hydro-electric power - and all you guys can play on our swings and stuff, whenever you want. Somone's gonna leave a few gates unguarded, don't worry. Shhhh, keep it quiet.

LOL, trut, you're baaaad - we've already made sure you only get one bullet and you have to promise to use it wisely: if you catch even one 'bagger slithering across, make sure your aim is "true."

I'll wait till i see the colour of their eyes.

haha but the only ones who will cross are the sane ones... the crazy ones will stay back thinking its better

i will man the hockey puck turret haha

Good deal. That's a helluva lot more sane and relevant than a gun turret. You're so right about "the same ones" - we need to welcome with our open arms - not "arms."

I am really bad at hockey, would it be okay if I came over on figure skates, I don't know if I could dodge those pucks?

WARNING!!!! REPEAT!!! (But it does cover a multitude of scenarios...

A soldier was so stupid they couldn't trust him with a weapon, so they gave him a stick. He asked, "What do I do with this?". They said to point it at the enemy and say, "Bangity, bangity, bang!". He asked, "What if I run out of bullets?" They then stuck a nail in the end of the stick saying it was a bayonette and told him to jab it at the enemy and say, "Stabbity, stabbity, stab!". So he goes off to war and finds himself on a battle field the very next day and saw his first enemy soldier coming forward to his position. A great big enemy soldier! He stands up from his foxhole and yells out, "Bangety, bangety, bang!". But the enemy soldier keeps coming! When the enemy soldier got close enough he jabbed his stick at him and said, "Stabbity, stabbity, stab!". But this did not affect the enemy soldier in the least! As the enemy soldier was beating the first stupid soldier nearly to death with his fists, the poor stupid soldier heard the enemy soldier say, "Tankity, tankity, tank!"

The moral of the story is..."Take heart, there's always someone stupider than the last stupid idiot when it comes to going off to war!".

What with global warming, you'll boil and also drown in the Caribbean, let alone the hurricanes mounting in number and force, whereas in Canada you'll get pleasant weather and no snow nor cold...

It is still too cold, in Canada, for me right now. Maybe in a couple of years. It has been too cold here in FL the last two years.

I grew up in Ohio and I never want to see snow again.

My philosophy is "enjoy the cold while we still get some"...

way ahead of you, next year i am sailing over to ibiza and the balaeric islands :D gonna live on a boat

the snow in canada is pure evil hahaha trust me i know first hand...

Lucky you. Send us all post cards.

To me 75 degrees is too cold.

you can tag along :D been planning it for years :D

I remember, I was one of those looking up Canadian Immigration Regulations.

"The Republican field is veering very closely to becoming a prank." My thoughts exactly! I can't look at them without thinking about Central Casting. Thanks for the video. Borowitz is a discovery for me.

You're welcome, outofbounds. Andy is one of our great satirists.

No. It's from the Borowitz Report.

good stuff

You missed a few stereo types there bud ;P

Lets discuss them over some beer and back bacon,eh. Wear your toque too pal and bring your snow machine.

So Sorry me no speakee Swamp Canary.

How will I know you? Wait you will be the dude with the stupid cowboy hat, rifle sticking out his ass, and bragging about his country as it circles the toilet bowl. Americanus assholeus.

To the uninitiated,according to Richard Hooker in his series of M*A*S*H books,Hawkeye Pierce often referred to French Canadians as Swamp Canaries. When quizzed as to it`s meaning the answer was simple he said"A Swamp Canary is a FROG".