PCW Walks Out on Ahmadinejad Speech: PCW Lock and Load 6- Part 1 « Political Championship Wrestling

PCW Lock and Load 6
Huntington Center
Toledo, OH
Sunday September 25th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave

Suave is NOT in the ring. But one-third of the Axis of Evil, Iran‘s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is. Ahmadinejad rails against the West for a laundry list of ills throughout history including slavery, two world wars, and the global economic crisis. Ahmadinejad also criticizes the killing of Osama bin Laden, and suggests that the al-Qaeda leader could have been the star witness at a trial that would reveal the true culprits behind the attacks on New York and Washington. The crowd boos the sharply worded speech, accompanied by finger-wagging and dramatic hand gestures.

Suave then announces that he got the work from the back that they were walking out. So, while Ahmadinejad continues to talk, the crowd silently files out. Suave says the PPV will start over again in just a few moments…

PCW Lock and Load 6
Seagate Center
Toledo, OH
Sunday September 25th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave

Suave in the ring. He thanks the Seagate Center and marvels at the coincidence that the convention hall had a wrestling ring and seating all set. Yes, what a coincidence indeed.


MATCH #1- Five Minute Cage Match
Casey Anthony (?) vs. ‘The Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt’ Dawn McGill
-Anthony, after a Florida judge on Friday doubled the amount Anthony had to reimburse authorities to more than $217,000 for the costs of investigating the disappearance of her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee, needs the money badly.
-McGill was more than willing to give Anthony a five minute match. How long could Anthony stay in there with her?

While they’re doing that, Bristol Palin, daughter of the Alaskan Pitbull, Sarah Palin, comes out and talks with Suave. Palin gets Johnny up to speed on her latest exploits and has a camera crew with her.

MATCH #2
Bristol Palin (R) vs. Stephen Hanks (D)

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MATCH #3
First round match in PCW Lock and Load tournament
Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)

Suave asks how will the PCW Champion go out? Will he leave as champion? Or will someone take the title from him? He then notes that Daniel-San is still smarting over PCW CEO Barack Obama and the PCW Executive Board discontinuing the Television Title- of which he held at the time. Now, after surviving two four-way matches he gets his chance against Tanaka? Can Daniel-San overcome the odds and a determined Democratic machine gunning to keep the title in their hands?

MATCH #4
First round match in PCW Lock and Load tournament
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) vs. O’Beck Bahama (D) w/Justin Sufferable
Suave says in 2008, Scott (then Starz N. Stripes) and Bahama put on the greatest match in PCW history. Now, nearly 3 years later, can the two rekindle that magic and do it again?
Scott would like nothing more than to excise the ghost of what happened that night. Yes, he’s held the PCW Title belt since then but he benefited from a bit of chicanery on the part of the PCW Competition Committee with Jill Berg forfeited the title. Now, Scott can kill two birds with one stone. Bahama’s long road back from a severe concussion that cost him the title in 2009 and put him out of action for nearly 2 years would be complete if he could defeat Scott and then win the PCW title back.

MATCH #5
PCW Women’s Tag Team Title Match
PCW Women’s Tag Team Champions Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R) vs. The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey (D)

Suave says if you’ve never seen Merchants of Death (formerly Angels of Death) in action then tonight you’re in for a treat. He explains the MoD were the dominant tag team in Missouri Valley Wrestling and, tonight, they get old MVW foes, and former tag team champions themselves, The Korver Sisters. Kelly and Korey signed with the Democrats for one reason- they promised the team they would push them for the PCW Tag Team belts. Tonight is their opportunity. Can the Korvers, who have defeated the MoD before in MVW, use their technical skills to outmatch the most extreme female tag team political wrestling has ever seen?