Updated Rankings/Jesusland vs. Progressiveville is Next PCW PPV « Political Championship Wrestling

The results from last week’s PCW Lock and Load Paper View show:

‘The Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt’ Dawn McGill (I) def. Casey Anthony(?)

Bristol Palin (R) def. Stephen Hanks (D)

Daniel-San (I) def. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)

O’Beck Bahama (D) def. ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)

The Korver Sisters (D) won the PCW Women’s Tag Team Title from Merchants of Death (R)

PCW Tag Team Champions The Schmidt Brothers (R) def. The California Teacher’s Union (D)

Ann Coulter (R) won the King/Queen of Extreme Title from Keith Olbermann (D)

Valora Salinas (I) won the PCW Women’s title from Callie Urban (D)

Daniel-San (I) def. O’Beck Bahama (D) to win the PCW Title.

Newly Updated PCW Rankings:

PCW WORLD CHAMPION: Daniel-San (I)
PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Valora Salinas (I)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Jack and Joe Schmidt (R-Libertarian)
PCW WOMEN’S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS:The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey Korver (D)

SINGLES CONTENDERS:
#1- ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)
#2- O’Beck Bahama (D)
#3- Texas Jack (R)
#4- Charlie Blackwell (I)
#5- ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)

TAG TEAM CONTENDERS:
#1- California Teachers Union: ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta/Malibu Dusty (D)
#2- Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R)
#3- Big Labor/Triple R (D)
#4- Charlie Blackwell/’No Frills’ Chris Escondido (I)
#5- Paul Ryan’s Raiders: Nick Ray and Kevin Collins (R)

WOMEN’S CONTENDERS:
#1- Callie Urban (D)
#2- Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
#3- Sarah Mae Smith (R)
#4- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R)
#5- Jackie Daniels (I)

PCW WOMEN’S TAG TEAM CONTENDERS:
#1- Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R)
#2- The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski (I)
#3- The Triple Threat: ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas and Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R)
#4- Women For Women: Code Pink and Emily List (D)
#5- The Pinups: Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe (I)

PCW KING OF EXTREME CHAMPION:’The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter (R)
#1- Keith Olbermann (D)
#2- Glenn Beck (R)
#3- Ed Schultz (D)
#4- Andrew Breitbart (R)
#5- Janeane Garofalo (D)

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Former PCW Women’s Champion Callie Urban (D) is expected to stay in PCW for a while longer. After two epic encounters with Valora Salinas (I), don’t be surprised if a third and decisive confrontation isn’t in the cards down the road.

PCW is still waiting on Chris Christie (R-NJ) and ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R-AK) to finally make their minds up whether or not they are jumping into the PCW CEO contest. With January 2012 coming fast, Christie and Palin are running out of time if they want to throw their hats into the ring.

Protestors continue to occupy Republican Kirk Walstreit’s front lawn #occupywallstreet. These are strange kind of populists, drinking latte from Starbucks and having their dinners delivered in via limousines.

Mid-December’s “Jesusland vs. Progressiveville” is PCW’s next Paper View show. Tune in tomorrow night for PCW Extreme Political TV to begin the road to J vs. P.