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ROTFLMAO! Bill you have over accurate video aim. Happy hunting.

You said a mouthful.

:::chuckle:::

I ♥ that movie! Kurt Russell was great!

I get TWO Thanksgivings AND a Boxing Day.

Well that is pretty damn cool.

HUZZAH ! +^d

No fair....I paid 2 dollars for that chocolate milk I just spewed across the room.

LMFAO!

Well, since Warren keeps telling us all how rich he is, I'm sure he won't mind reimbursing you the 2 bucks.

All the better for warren to eat you with , my dear!

Old timer's disease? So that's what they call syphillis of the brain these days.

That and eating bad beef! Anything that punches holes in the ol' grey matter.......

LOL

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

I don't think he eats beef. I heard he was a chicken hawk.

I'm so confused...I thought hell was only for born again Christians...it's not?

I am not Warren. I have known him many years. Warren and I have had a good laugh watching the paranoid and delusional like yourself believe we're the same person. Warren asked me to post the following:

There has never been more than one Warren Merrill on the board at any time. After telling responding to a vulgar, F bomb laced poster several times he's void of intellect I was banned from the board. I came back with the new name yesterday. I didn't try to hide who I was. But there are too many immature children on Current. Some of them ran to mommy (Current moderators) and whined I came back. What a bunch of immature losers. You can run off posters with contrary opinions. But you can't run from your miserable lives.

Unfortunately most of the intelligent liberals have left the board. First I would like to give a polite good-bye to Snookums and other reasonably intelligent, if not misguided liberals. Keny, good luck with your show.

Unfortunately the board is now dominated by moronic losers like Joe Redford, Buckeye Bill, Tres Hombres, Timeloard and Dim. These people are whiners and losers who will spend their life sucking at the teat of the United States government. Then there's Leena who must have inhaled too many fumes from toilet cleaners in over the course of her toilet cleaning life.

In closing, I would like to tell those of you who are on this site everyday, text on a screen is not a social life. To come to a discussion board every day for social interaction is the sign of a person with a major psychological problem. Get off your computer and get a life. I wish you all well. But you have to go out and earn it. No one is going to give it to you.

(And back to me - a FEMALE - Candace actually known as DDJohnadams here - I have never seen such vile, irrational and angry behavior as witnessed here and was not thrilled to have to come back on to even post this for Warren. Keep your threatening messages please and hopefully you won't implode).Ta, ta...
This thread is classic debasement and debauchery that mirrors the type of political outlooks of most posters here, the worst being your closest friends...

does that mean you won;t be risking getting throat cancer next time

Maybe this is where America's Next Top Model got their inspiration for that stupid hot dog photo shoot from 2 weeks ago. Good Lord. Yeah, cause none of them looked like the gratuitous deep throat scene in porns...(rolls eyes).

The caption should read "Rick Perry practices for his meeting later with the Koch Brothers".

Same reaction!

HAH ! ( big hugs 4 U ! ) +^d

YIKES ! +^d

let's not forget there is always the armpit... I believe its called a "bagpipe".

Funnyass name...

That's why a dry rub or titty hump is a healthier choice

problem with a "handy" is the skeet has to go somewhere, unless she is going to catch it with her other hand, it will get all over the place. That's why an anus, vagina, throat or armpit is always preferable for making a sperm donation.

Smooth operating.

Agreed!

Yeah, but you think Obama's continuation & escalation of Bush era policies make him look pretty good too...

And that pointing out bullshit remains bullshit either side of the aisle, is really just an excuse to bash someone when they don't deserve it... (he does deserve the flack, and we deserve better)

my rubber "lady companion",.....uhm,...."needs to know".

If it is done with the addition of festive colorful ping pong paddles, spanking, and clown masks,..........it is ALMOST always considered to be sex. Mostly. By most folks. I think.

Could be wrong ; getting old and out of the loop. +^d

Thought it was enlightening........ like that is all it takes to make a man happy? Women are a completely different animal.