Salma Hayek Prayed For Breasts

heh heh heh +^d

You can see what Salma Hayek's items of interest look like Alexandrek.
They're viewable over the Internet. Anyone can access a search box to
Google up a key words & phrases search for her scenes. She's an actress
who's had au naturel scenes in movies before. I didn't look closely enough
to find a surgeon's scar, so I don't know whether they're 100% natural.
But they look like Hercules Unchained now.

Eden49, How are you doing, mate ? Someday I'm going to find out
what it's like to visit the land down under to celebrate Christmas. It
must be wonderful to have Summer weather conditions present and
be outside to enjoy a seafood feast & brew with family and friends.

...hey, mate...well, the weather isn't your typical Auzzie weather for this time of year...we're experiencing well below normal temperatures...it's usually well into the eighties by now, but we're hovering around the sixties in your farenheit...mid to late 30's it should be, but it's flat out pushing 20 in celcius...it's our coldest December for 50+ yrs...I don't mind, actually, as it will be great to really enjoy a hot roast Xmas dinner with all the trimmings, instead of dying of heat exhaustion, and getting shite faced before it's even served, to cool down...we normally have seafood and salads, so if the cold lingers, the fish markets will suffer bigtime...I haven't been around for a while; got a bit involved in all the Govt' shennanigans down under...we have a labour govt' (crap), and it's just a debacle; one eff-up after another...no worries, we'll get rid of them in about 18 mths, and they'll be smashed at the ballot box...hope Salmas's "sagers" don't mind my "off subject" digress 'ere...hope you are well, matey...big hugs, Eden...

You, me, and a Billion other adult hetero males, mate. In the world of the
down to business earthtly plane Salma's Virgo vibrations attune her to,
apparently 'tis better to have a Billionaire husband to share all that
muchissmo dinero with, than simply a man without that kind of standing.
Unless one has found chemical & spiritual true love one can't live without,
it's easier to live with comfort & financial security than struggle. Some of
my family may feel that way too. But they are wonderful people who feel
just as deeply as those born into the spiritual mindset as I am. And their
love is no less generous than mine to others. I'm sure if the roles were
reversed, and it was Salma who had all that muchissimo dinero under her
title alone, there'd be a Billion gigolos on her tail. It would be impossible
to tell the real McCoy from the bazillion decoys. Even they would acquire
acting skills worthy of an academy award. Better she has someone else
worldly to partner with. She must be a good soul though too. I've seen her
brest feed African babies. She must be a regular gal to rub elbows with
the common folk.

Lol.

...love your avatar...

LMAO!!

Poke a sick kid in the eye with one of those breasts,.....and he will tell YOU -" THERE IS A GOD " ! ( or die laughing )

I think there are 2#

p.s. B 2 might B a more graphic way to put it.

hmmmmmmmmmm,.....vampirism,........they swell with blood when she feeds like a mosquito, and render her IMMORAL !

sorry - "immortal" . ahem. Hopeful she doesn't devour her mate and leave him a shriveled drained-dry husk or anything. Scary.

" Jugoslavia " Man, you sure are comical. I think she made this months's
issue of Hooters Ahoy with that pose. The Fabulous Thunderbirds must
have had Selma Hyac in mind when they sang that song " Rack 'em up "
Rak Rack Rack Rack. I could just see a waiter pouring liquid into her
glass in a restaurant. He'd be so distracted it would overflow onto the
table. " My cup runneth over with Laaaaaaaaaaaav : Oh, yeah. Selma
should need a permit to carry 2 concealed weapons with that outfit.
That kind of temptation should almost be illegal to all but eunichs. God !

I think the HOLIDAY SPIRIT is starting to enter you mood ! +^d

I was born to express the Holiday spirit year round, amigo. Peace is a sacred
thing to those with powerful Libra placement in their nativities, and very much
a part of the Holiday Spirit. To Venus births, Peace is never simply a passing
seasonal trend, but their nature which they practice as a way of life. I meditate,
as all Zen Bhuddists do. As the Kung Fu meditations say: " To overcome others
reflects strength, but to overcome oneself, makes one truely mighty, for the use
of force is always followed by loss of strength " Obviously, it's internal strength
as in intestinal fortitude the sages refer to, aka " Chi " (why they call it China)

Chairman Mao used to say " Power flows from the barrel of a gun "
Obviously not all power though. Even the U.S.S. Missouri. aka the
" mighty Mo " and their ( 9 or12 ) 16 inch guns couldn't rival those twins
you see in the picture. They're divinely engineered to make males like
one of George of the Jungle's bird friends.I keep hearing myself say
Oogle, Oogle, Oogle !!! Good to be well rounded though,no ? Heh.
As Jimmy Durante used to say. " Hawt cha cha cha. I got a million of 'em "

As a Taurus, I concur . +^d

Didn't the Beatles have some lyric - - -"Ogle she Ogle dam life goes M - mmmmmmmmmm,...... ( Mm Mm Mm Mm mmamary song . . . .) Something like that.
EVERYONE should have a mammary mantra ! +^d

Maybe they were refering to nursing on lactating items of interest, hence the
Mm, Mm, Mm, Mm, Mm, Mm,... Mm ,Mm, Mm, Mm, Mm, MMMMMMMMMM !
Copy that . Yeah, I remember the tune, Remanns. " Tanks for the mamaries. "
( another song ) .Presently, I'm recording the Encore Westerns' channel TV
series running from 1997 through 1999 entitled the Dead Man's Gun. But
what the Beatles were refering to is the live man's fun. Got milk ? Heh. Heh. Heh.

LOL!!

~heh.

Grope wasn't a typo, but rather a Feudian slip I take it. Lol.

Freudian bra .