Community | December 12, 2011 | 3 comments

Gingrich Pledges Not To Commit Infidelity A Third Time

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Newt Gingrich has issued a statement affirming the Leader’s pledge to oppose marriage equality for gays and lesbians, deny women access to abortion, and reduce the debt.

"...I also pledge to uphold the institution of marriage through personal fidelity to my spouse and respect for the marital bonds of others."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028394

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3 comments // Gingrich Pledges Not To Commit Infidelity A Third Time

  • NYCN8TIV
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      NYCN8TIV  

    • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha sounds like a drunk at the toilet bowl swearing to God he'll never drink again

    • 6 months ago
  • Berniefan
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      Berniefan  

    • That's no pledge! He already committed infidelity a third time. He needs to pledge not to commit infidelity a two hundred and fiftieth time. Besides, didn't he already kind of make that pledge on his wedding day? He's just now finding out that monogamy is one of the more integral facets of married life? You would think somebody would have told him that by now. Especially one of his first two wives. Oh well. Better late than never.

    • 6 months ago
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