Worst celebrity baby names of 2008

What's in a name? It can be changed, if anyone ever tried to make fun of my name, I wouldn'nt be hurt by it! In fact they tried, but I showed them what not to do to me? I think it's all fair in LOVE & WAR!

I wonder how many names are based on where the baby was conceived? Bronx may have been the case. Although didn't the Beckhams say that Brooklyn wasn't conceived in Brooklyn?

I'd like to see some Dagenhams, Leytons and Upneys - would have a nice ring when shouting for kids in a supermarket ;-)

As funny as it would be to name my kids "Cock" n' "Balls", I couldn't follow through with it. And there in lies the difference between me and a celebrity.

OMG did they hate their kids? In a normal world they would be the object of some bad mojo for at least 18 years. Don't know what it's like in the world of the rich and the famous.

I hope for their sake that all the kids around them will have insane names so they will just fit in.

Why don't parents who give their kids silly names just name them Stupid? Since, they're vurtually giving their kid a social mark of Cain, if they have a name like Lavender, Apple, or something like that.

IF I HAVE A KID

A GIRL : CLIMATE CHANGE

A BOY : CARBON FOOTPRINT

I don't get why naming your child something a little different is received so badly ... not everyone wants to be a sara or a mike

What I hate is when parents give a girl a "cute" sort of name like "Lavender" or "Miracle" or something. Nobody names boys "War" or "Merciless" or something.

ah mowgli's a cute name, probably more appropriate for a dog, but don't be hatin.

i think it is just horrible that parents don't think of the best interest of the child.

An unusual name may not be a burden to a child, but may function more as a royal title: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/16/fashion/sundaystyles/16NAMES.html?_r=1&scp...

personally i'd go with any one of these "celebrity chosen names" over my boring overused biblical name .. john

i very much like popular hippy names often connecting to nature .. cedar, meadow, river etc.. i know a one year old with juniper sky and think that is one lucky kid. also like thor, storm, .. who's that news anchor.. storm phillips .. it's cool.. as to boys with the first name phillip : ( no thanks!! i'd take storm for sure .. and at some point thank my parents if I learned they were almost going to go with a ? typical name...

the focus of this post is on names that "celebrity's" choose ?? who cares.. there are just as many unique names being chosen by non celebrity's these days.. implying that only celebs choose unusual names? is more about a person's .. or society's crazed celebrity focus??

you certainly can't predict a child's name causing them grief.. their self confidence is more important and many a child with an unusual name .. excels at making friends. mine is john ... growing up i had plenty of childhood references to the toilet ...

what about sarah mccain palin?

Even sadder is when the even stupider fans start naming their kids after these celebrities' kids.

I don't know what all the fuss is about, people have been making up names for centuries. And Bronx is kinda cool...plus, when your parents are multi-millionaires, I doubt you'd care what the other kids are calling you...

Why Jemaine, why?

Celebrities are so very stupid. They think children are little pets or something.