Entertainment | October 09, 2009 | 6 comments

TV all about 'Black Muslim lesbians' says Clarkson

source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/oct/09/jeremy-clarkson-bbc-muslim-lesbians

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In a column for the new issue of Top Gear magazine, the Jeremy Clarkson ridicules TV bosses for being obsessed with having "black Muslim lesbians" on shows to balance out the numbers of white heterosexual men.

"The problem is that television executives have got it into their heads that if one presenter on a show is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed heterosexual boy, the other must be a black Muslim lesbian.

"Chalk and cheese, they reckon, works. But here we have Top Gear setting new records after six years using cheese and cheese. It confuses them."

"Unlike furious thin-lipped feminists, I tend not to draw distinctions between men and women, apart from in bed where you really do need to spot the differences.

"At work, girls are just people. It's the same story at parties and it's especially the same on the road. The worst driver in the world is Top Gear's studio director ... He cannot park without kerbing the wheels and he cannot get into his own drive without crashing into his house. And he has a scrotum."

Just trying to think of all them black, lesbian, muslim presenters I've enjoyed watching on TV.
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6 comments // TV all about 'Black Muslim lesbians' says Clarkson

  • LozRiva
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      LozRiva  

    • He is a funny man, but on this one is he not saying a little bit of sense, we are all different obviously but we can all do the same things, no? I believe the message is let people do what they are good at and choose the best person (almost said man there) not because of other agendas. It is 'PC' gone mad in this country...

    • 2 years ago
  • Newcastle81
  • frizzlecat
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      frizzlecat  

    • Haha, Clarkson's a dickhead, but he's great. Always keeping things real and ruffling peoples' feathers. People need their feathers ruffled, you know, it keeps them in tip-top condition, as does preening.

    • 2 years ago
  • AnnieMole
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      AnnieMole  
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    • Sophosthegreat, you beat me to it. At least Forsythe probably made his comment in innocence. Clarkson just spouts off to get himself noticed.

    • 2 years ago
  • sophosthegreat
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