Jedward twins are homeless!
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Graham Norton chatted up the Jedward boys on Tuesday, and tried to get them to gab on the MAJOR bucks they‘ve been raking in from the X Factor tour and endorsement deals with fast food joint Abrakababra and Glade’s Shake ’N’ Vac.
But alas, the twins say don’t even know if they have money. According to them, they can‘t even withdraw cash from an ATM because their card doesn‘t work.
“You should be loaded by now,” Graham tells them. “Maybe they are and they just don’t know it,” fellow guest Brooke Shields adds. Just by looking at her expression you can tell exactly what she’s thinking: “GAWD, these guys are as stupid and mindless as that dumb show I was on. Not Suddenly Susan, the other one–Lipstick Jungle. Yeah, Lipstick Jungle. Damn, I miss Suddenly Susan and my career in the ’90s. Ok, time to bat my Latisse eyelashes.”
Graham then asks the twins if they own a home, but the boys say they don’t see a point in living in a home because they like going on vacation–and the thought of returning to a house would be daunting. Their last home became condemned. “We had a tree house but it was rotten and it got knocked down last year.”
Were their neighbors the Keebler elves? Well, they may not have a house now, but at least they still have a closet to live in. *WINK*
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=14042
But alas, the twins say don’t even know if they have money. According to them, they can‘t even withdraw cash from an ATM because their card doesn‘t work.
“You should be loaded by now,” Graham tells them. “Maybe they are and they just don’t know it,” fellow guest Brooke Shields adds. Just by looking at her expression you can tell exactly what she’s thinking: “GAWD, these guys are as stupid and mindless as that dumb show I was on. Not Suddenly Susan, the other one–Lipstick Jungle. Yeah, Lipstick Jungle. Damn, I miss Suddenly Susan and my career in the ’90s. Ok, time to bat my Latisse eyelashes.”
Graham then asks the twins if they own a home, but the boys say they don’t see a point in living in a home because they like going on vacation–and the thought of returning to a house would be daunting. Their last home became condemned. “We had a tree house but it was rotten and it got knocked down last year.”
Were their neighbors the Keebler elves? Well, they may not have a house now, but at least they still have a closet to live in. *WINK*
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=14042
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