How to be a celebrity
source: http://www.deathtoglamour.com/cat/3-blogs/articles/560-how-to-be-a-celebrity
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Step two: have a child and call it something stupid.
No matter how famous you are, if you have a baby and call it John and it’s not a girl, you may as well be an office worker in Basingstoke. That’s not to say you have to have a particularly imaginative naming process. Just think of a random place, foodstuff or household item, call your child that, and you’ll be having Brooklyn, Apple and Blanket over for tea in no time.
No matter how famous you are, if you have a baby and call it John and it’s not a girl, you may as well be an office worker in Basingstoke. That’s not to say you have to have a particularly imaginative naming process. Just think of a random place, foodstuff or household item, call your child that, and you’ll be having Brooklyn, Apple and Blanket over for tea in no time.
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ezzye
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LOL
- 2 years ago
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