V.A.M.P.I.R.E.S. - AcroWar

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1 ) - the "V" shall ALWAYS be 'vampire' or 'vampyre' or ' vamp' or "Vampyra",....or even "vangs",.....some DIRECTLY vampiric noun adj verb etc. I will judge this. Feel free to defend a term that is a stretch.
2 ) Vampires is,....duh,...the theme! This is ALL about VAMPIRES ! Huzzah !
3 ) ABSOLUTELY everyone can play,.................BUT,....members of the "AcroWar" group,...at the time of the END of this contest, have 3pts added to their best score.
members of the "Vampires" group,by the end,... have 2pts added to their best score.
THESE bonuses ARE cumulative !
. . . . . . .so,
JOIN JOIN JOIN ( sorry, editorial goading )
4 ) ONLY the score for your SINGLE highest scoring post counts,....but UNLIMITED posts can be,...uhm,.....staked.
5 ) This contest will begin 12:01 AM SUNDAY,...TEXAS time ! ( about 3 hours from now ), and be continued, till its close at 12:01 PM MONDAY,....still TEXAS time.
note- if this poses computational difficulty,....well,.....move to the great state of TEXAS !
( most of Mexico is )
6 ) RULES for AcroWar,....for those that know them NOT,....can be found at the "AcroWar" group,....which you should JOIN JOIN JOIN,... cuzz all the "kewl" kids do !
7 ) anything remanns posts,....will not be in actual competition,.....save to show that I am soooooooo WAY rad. Yepper.
VAMP IT UP ! p.s. Graphics related to Acros REALLY ADD,.....SO ADD em !
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+11 , +3 for "AcroWar" group membership,...+2 for "vampires" group membership,.....- 1 for remanns mockery ( kidding ) total +16 pts
eden49 ! HUZZAH !
...VAMPIRIC AERODYNAMIC MASTICATORS PRETERNATURALLY INVADE REMANNS' EROTIC SOJOURNS...
p.s. if the top three posts had been used,...there would have been QUITE THE UNDEAD BATTLE ROYAL,....but this one was "one post takes all",....so there you have it .
ROCK ON, AUSSIE !
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eden49
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remanns:
...this undoubtedly has been my finest hour...now, all I need is that set of knockers, and my journey is complete...
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remanns
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eden49:
+^d ! congrats !
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remanns:
recount there's still some absentee ballots
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eden49:
http://nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/08300-breast.jpg?w=620
WTG eden! Congrats on your stupendous victory!
If that's what will help you on your journey, then you can have these to speed you on your way
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bundlebear:
...hanging chads don't count...(xo)
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eden49:
http://www.wallpaperweb.org/wallpaper/Fantasy/1680x1050/WALLPAPER_Hughes.jpg
Does that depend on where they are hanging from or not?
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Argon18:
...mmmmmmmm...might be a bit creepy as w'paper...but "chin-nuts" might work...xoxoxoxo
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. . . . and THE WINNER IS . . .
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. . . .SCOREING this NOW,.....I have a calculator right here,.....
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remanns
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Voracious Animal Magnetism, Pointed Intradermal Ravishment ; Egoist Slavers
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remanns:
note - ART by Henning Ludvigsen,....a most excellent artist,...( soon to get a "c u r r e n t "
post in "Vampires" and "Cthulhu" . - 1 year ago
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http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/vampire-power-1.jpg
Vexed Al Marvels, Popularity Intriguing, Returning, Entering Supernaturally
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Very Amorous Monsters Parade Into Room, Expect Sucking
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Vapid American Moviegoer Perceptions Infuriate Romanians Everywhere Supremely
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Vapid American Moviegoer Perceptions Infuriate Romanians Everywhere Supremely
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UtopianSky
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http://apprising.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/AnneRice.jpg
Tribute to the woman who shifted vampires from horror to romance:
Vampires Anne Made Put In Romantic Elements, Sex!
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UtopianSky
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Vampire Angel Moody, Pouts In Romantic Entanglement (with) Slayer.
http://seelaurariot.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/angel-buffy-01-777697.jpg
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UtopianSky
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Vampire Angel Manly, Powerful! In Relation, Edward Stinks.
http://www.whereisedwardcullen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/angel-vs-edward.jp...
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remanns
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UtopianSky:
acro agreement ! +^d !
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remanns
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Vampires Aren't Making Plans In Restaurants (while) Eating Soup.
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/22/128901731203893735.jpg
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ThatCrazyLibertarian:
HAH !
( p.s. I love that film ) - 1 year ago
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Stoneyroad
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Vampires And Marketing Promotions - It Rarely Ever Succeeds
(except for count chocula) - 1 year ago
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remanns
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Stoneyroad:
heh !
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Stoneyroad
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http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo...
Vampire Americans Murder President - Inciting Revolution
Emancipate Sanguinators ! - 1 year ago
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Stoneyroad:
learn more about Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O41Or9WiXs&feature=related - 1 year ago
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Stoneyroad:
Bravo. good Acro,...GREAT reference! +^d with feeling !
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remanns
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UtopianSky
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Just a list of names of vampires from popular culture:
Vlad Dracula (most famous of all!)
Angel (Buffy and Angel)
Mick St John (Moonlight)
Pam (True Blood)
Isabella (Twilight)
Rosalie (Twilight)
Edward (Twilight)
Stefan (Vampire Diaries) - 1 year ago
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remanns
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UtopianSky:
well done. +^d
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eden49
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...dammit...you guys are good...
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eden49:
thats because we eat our vegetables !
( can vampires GO vegan. . . .? ) +^d Back pats for EVERYONE ! Huzzah ! - 1 year ago
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Vampires Aren't Meant to Pout, Irritate, Rankle, or EVER Sparkle!
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Bazinga:
I would give that one +^d X 3 ! ( if I could ) Agreed. VERY MUCH Agreed. +^d !
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Vampires Are My Personal Invitation to.Resounding Exciting Sex
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KSirys:
Those relationships tend to be one night stands, and then she leaves you cold ! +^d
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Vixens Attracting Multiple Prey, Inner Red Extract Swallowing
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Stoneyroad
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Am i the onlyone having problems posting comments today?
i have had comments cut in half after submitting or just disapear. - 1 year ago
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Stoneyroad
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Stoneyroad:
no probl ms h re
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remanns
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Stoneyroad:
I havent had that happen yet,....but havent posted much. Will watch for it.
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remanns
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Stoneyroad:
I had that happen twice, but I thought it was because the image I tried to attach was too big
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Argon18:
i've been trying to post acros with pics , it looks like they go thru with image cropped as usual, when i return to see image in full the entire comment is gone.
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Stoneyroad:
Yep ! Had/have that one ! It is browser/current interface related ! What are you using ?
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Stoneyroad:
- -try posting "image address links" directly to your TEXT post window,....then try the lil blue "+video/image/webcam" box-slot option ; ONE should work without messing up the text !
( I think I had that effect occur with the "Orca" Browser. )note- CHROME seems to glitch up the least with c u r r e n t ,.....and I hve given NUMEROUS browsers a test run with c u r r e n t !
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Vampire Americans Murder President - Inspire Revolution
Emancipate Sanguinators ! - 1 year ago
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Vampire Americans Murder President - Inspire Revolution
Emancipate Sanguinators ! - 1 year ago
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vampire's amid movie plots is retarded entailing sparkling
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Valentines are man's part in receiving excellent sex
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bundlebear:
Allowed -hey,....I think this culture respects the metaphoric connection !
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Vampire's And Mosquito's Professionally Inspired Rivalry - Egotistical Suckers
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Stoneyroad:
heh. +^d
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vamps are hott
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Devmarie:
+^d ! ( but "real men" like to focus on the "lethal" and "powerful" elements. Less sparkle, more ,....uhm,....heavy people and impressive things f-ing ripped in half and thrown waaaaaaaaay accros a LARGE room ! HUZZAH ! )
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Virulent Atavistic Murderous Penanggalan, Ichor Risen,Evoke Shock !
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remanns:
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When night falls, the Penanggalan’s head detaches from its body and takes flight, dragging its own viscera behind it like a jellyfish’s tentacles. When it chooses a victim, it attaches to his or her neck and drains them dry. By morning, it returns to its own body, no one the wiser. The Fiend Folio accompanied the Penanggalan’s entry with an illustration that spared no details: the creature’s hair flipped into bat-like wings, its glistening organs a’twinkle in the night sky. Suffice it to say the thing freaked me out, big time.
Like so many other monsters associated with Dungeons & Dragons, the Penanggalan was appropriated from world mythology The creature’s true origins line in Filipino folklore. Like the Western vampire, the creature probably came into being as a pre-scientific explanation for disease and illness. Some Penanggalan stories say that it feeds exclusively on new mothers and their infants, lapping up their blood with a long, thin tongue. In this way, deaths of either mother or child during and after childbirth could be blamed on the creature. While one can scarcely call an undead monster that feeds on baby blood comforting, it does offer the dubious benefit of being something that could be repelled by the use of ritual or prayer. Even a horrifying explanation for a mysterious and tragic event could be better than no explanation at all.
Identifying a Penanggalan by day could be tricky. Some said that Penanggalans smell like vinegar because they soak their organs in the substance in order to shrink them and ease their re-entry to their body cavities. By night, Families could protect themselves from the Penanggalan by surrounding their homes with thorny leaves of local plants, the idea being that these would snag the creature’s viscera and trap it in place. Mothers could keep a sharp knife by their bedside.
The horrifying image of the Penanggalan has stayed with me all of these years. I even wrote a short story about one once. It was later published in a small horror magazine called Hungur. While that issue is long out of print, I’d like to share the story with you here.and a FUN link! ( with a tale of terror attached ! )
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http://suvudu.com/2010/05/monster-week-the-penanggalan.html - 1 year ago
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remanns:
AAaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh !
( sorry,.....thats enough of that,.....I just really like the monster. ) - 1 year ago
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Very Attractive Models Pretending Immortality. Rice Expedited Saturation.
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vampires always manage pulling into rubber european suits
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themotivateddropout:
You have a "point"
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Vamps Already Measure Precious Inspiration Radiating Sensuousness
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Vamps Already Measure Precious Inspiration Radiating Sensuousness
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...VAMPIRIC AERODYNAMIC MASTICATORS PRETERNATURALLY INVADE REMANNS' EROTIC SOJOURNS...
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eden49:
heh ! that one bites BOLDLY ! Huzzah !
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Vampire Actor's Movie Poster - Incredible Reviews - Eddie Sucks
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Stoneyroad:
the one with john malkovich was pretty good...
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Nephwrack:
loved that, nosferatu playing along with a movie crew
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Nephwrack:
http://shootingthescript.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/shadow-of-the-vampire-wille...
Shadow of the Vampire - Willem Dafoe ruled as Max Schreck
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Vampire Actresses Mostly Persue Immeasurable Rewards Successfully
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Vampires Ascend Mediocrity, Providing Intentionally Riveting Episodes of Superstition.
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Vampires Actually Meditate, Possibly In Really Enthusiastic Situations.
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Vampires Annoy Me Perpetually, Inciting Recurring Emotional Stress.
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Vote A More Pathological Idiot Representing Everyone
eh best i can come up with, I know i broke the first rule but fuck it...
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andreii:
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vampires are mining personal injectable real estate... see?
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Persecuted:
". . . and MY ! What BIG teeth you have" ! yikes !
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ThatCrazyLibertarian:
no worries... now where's my crossbow... :-)
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Nephwrack:
Probably lying right next to where he left the S with all the arrowS
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ThatCrazyLibertarian:
Not as EEEEEEEEasy as it looks is it? EEEEEven for those those that are EEEEExceptionaly perturbed by EEEEExtremes
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ThatCrazyLibertarian:
See what helpful little reminders do when things get left out? They inspire a whole lot more creativity
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ThatCrazyLibertarian:
but did he do it subversively, surreptitiously, and secretly,.....and did it SUCK !?!
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remanns:
I gues that would depend on how venomous he actually thought it was? Lethal enough for it to be critical for someone suck it out?
Injecting venom usually involves fangs so that's not much of a stretch but since it was "subversively, surreptitiously, and secretly" done it's hard to be volleying like that without some MAJOR stealth tech which is a pretty big stretch.
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ThatCrazyLibertarian:
that was witty. really. it was. +^d !
Well,.....I plus veed all the acros,....but I would "double plus good" this if I could. Bravo sir ! - 1 year ago
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Vampiric And Magnificent Predators In Reality are Extremely SEXY!.
(fangs hiding behind amazing yummy lips.)
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Nephwrack:
I like that one.
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remanns:
thanks!
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Vampires Are More Passionately Irresistible Revealing Everything Seductively
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VanHelsing Arduously Marches Perilous Inacessable Reaches, Exterminating Succubi !
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remanns:
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1700000/Darcula-s-brides-van-helsing-178...
Better in color
Vamps Always Make Pleasure Intense Reducing Even Slaying
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Argon18:
yepper,....I dig the "brides" !
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alexandrek:
heh. well,.....I think it counts ! ( Just give them a chill response yourself next time ! ) +^d
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i was expecting a photo of ben bernacke.
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Nephwrack:
Funny, but hardly an acro, is it?
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Argon18:
lol naa not an acro. i need a couple of beers before that. never done the acro thing yet except one piece about JJ.
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Nephwrack:
You might want to try Burgundy for really attacking that whole "vampire" state of mind. Perhaps try Bloody Maries,....."next". Ouch.
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remanns:
i'm an old pro at world of darkness rpgs.
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