Come on?! Rihanna's new S&M single banned on BBC

I for one was very excited about hearing Rihanna sing about what she is in to, and when she sang it was "whips" and that she loves the smell of "sex in the air", well let's just say she made my day, as many other teenage-hearted boys and girls.

But now old farty Auntie (a.k.a BBC) has gone and spoilt our not so dry dreams by ditching the singer's new single S&M for a "cleaner" version entitled "Come On".

Come on(?!) is not exactly what Rihanna said when she found out, na, the foul mouthed singer slammed Radio 1 publicly on Twitter by saying: "Are you fucking kidding me??? I'm on it!"

Fans expressed disbelief on Sunday, when a new version of S&M was included in the UK top 40 singles countdown. Broadcast as Come On, this (super uptight) family-friendly version of Rihanna's racy track S&M had all references to "sex," "chains" and "whips" edited out.

Though it was sitting pretty at No 20, Rihanna was shocked to hear of the edit and vowed to find out who was responsible.

"U okay with this Come On situation?" asked one fan. "Absolutely NOT!!!" she replied.

Unfortunately and embarrassingly for the 22-year-old singer, the radio edit was not the work of prudish BBC DJs – it was released by her own label, Island Def Jam, in response to daytime radio requests.

Aahahahaha.

For all you in need of an afternoon fix here is the video for S&M and for those really desperate - the lyrics are posted at the bottom.

Na-na-na, come on x 1 billion


Feels so good being bad
There's no way I'm turning back
Now the pain is for pleasure, 'cause nothing can measure
Love is great, love is fine
Out the box, out of line
The affliction of the feeling leaves me wanting more.

-chorus-
'Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But chains and whips excite me.
-chorus-

-chorus-
'Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But chains and whips excite me.
-chorus-

Na-na-na come on, come on
Come on, I like it, like it
x 1 billion

Love is great, love is fine
Out the box, out of line
The affliction of the feeling leaves me wanting more, oh-uhh.

-Chorus, 1x-

Na-na-na come on, come on
Come on, I like it, like it
x 1 billion

S, S, S & M, M, M
S, S, S & M, M, M

Oh, I love the feeling you bring to me
Oh, you turn me on
It's exactly what I've been yearning for
Give it to me strong
And meet me in my boudoir
Give my body some AHH, AHH, AHHHH,
I like it, like it

-Chorus, 2x-

Na-na-na come on, come on
Come on, I like it, like it
x 1 billion

S, S, S & M, M, M
S, S, S & M, M, M
S, S, S & M, M, M
S, S, S & M, M, M

Ohwww!

(indeed!)