McSweeney's Internet Tendency: A Letter to Optimus Prime From His GEICO Auto Insurance Agent.
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You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."
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Danny
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I'll wait a week and see it when the theater is empty.
- 4 years ago
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Danny
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Lina1980
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Why do I feel compelled to see this film when it's the epitome of everything I hate about cinema blockbusters?
- 4 years ago
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Lina1980
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dmarcusfreed
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dorks make great costumes.
- 4 years ago
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dmarcusfreed
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khsing
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In case you were wondering, the "Transformers" movie took in $152.6 million in six days, making it the best opening for a non-sequel ever. But doesn't this record get broken every year? In any case, it's doing OK. Optimus Prime should be able to pay off that hefty insurance premium, or better yet, buy Geico pretty soon.
- 4 years ago
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khsing
