101 Greatest Simpsons Quotes
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Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Homer: Heres to alcohol, the cause of and solution to all lifes problems.
Homer: When will I learn? The answers to lifes problems arent at the bottom of a bottle, theyre on TV!
Chief Wiggum: I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
Homer: Heres to alcohol, the cause of and solution to all lifes problems.
Homer: When will I learn? The answers to lifes problems arent at the bottom of a bottle, theyre on TV!
Chief Wiggum: I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
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AmandaZee
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It's missing so many! Like: "Does whiskey count as beer?" and "Sleep! Yay! That's where I'm a Viking" and "My cat's breath smells like catfood" and "I'm old and wolves are after me" and "I sleep in a drawer."
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AmandaZee
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asimon
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I'm not principle of the line mother."
"and you never will be!" - 4 years ago
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asimon
